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July 28th, 2009 4:12 PM
Meredith: What's wrong?
Mark: A freaking 10 years plan. In ten years I could be dead, did she thought about that? No, she must be all dark and twisty, that's not fair, Derek is supposed to have the dark and twisty Grey, mine is supposed to be the bright and shiny one. That's not the way how it's supposed to be, well definitely not after this relationship guide magazine.
Meredith: Relationship guide magazine?
Mark: Yeah, you know there are some great things in it, like how to keep the sex interesting after 15 years marriage......
Meredith: Wow, you really ARE a better woman than Lexie or in this case better than any female on this earth.
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Sorry, made a mistake in my first comment.
July 28th, 2009 4:10 PM
Meredith: What's wrong?
Mark: A freaking 10 years plan. In ten years I could be dead, did she thought about that? No, she must be all dark and twisty, that's not fair, Derek is supposed to have the dark and twisty Grey, mine is supposed to be the bright and shiny one. That's not way how it's supposed to be, well definitely not after this relationship guide magazine.
Meredith: Relationship guide magazine?
Mark: Yeah, you know there are some great things in it, like how to keep the sex interesting after 15 years marriage......
Meredith: Wow, you really ARE a better woman than Lexie or in this case better than any female on this earth.
July 28th, 2009 2:25 PM
mer: mark, im sorry to say, i broke your penis!
mark: danmit!! this is the third time!!
July 28th, 2009 2:24 PM
mer: mark... im sorry to say, i broke your penis!
mark: danmit! not again!
July 28th, 2009 1:52 PM
Mark: (sobbing) OMalley, he's gone....
Meredith: (sadly) I know....
July 28th, 2009 1:48 PM
Meredith:"I'm sorry, I gave you my answer when I chose Derek at the bar."
Sloane:"No, Please"
Meredith:"It was no to the dirty mistress' club and it's reunion,no in the elevator. I could go on"
Sloane:"Please"(copious weeping)
Meredith:" I've turned down Alex, George(Well I cried) the cyclist, my rebound guys. I am hot, but you're not. I want Derek"
July 28th, 2009 1:27 PM
Mer: "some times when you get older you need things to help you get it up"
Mark: "does Derek?"
Mer: "God know and it's just so big"
Mark: "thank that makes me feel so much better"
July 28th, 2009 1:22 PM
Sloane:"I could have sworn that Lexie has been pregnant, but she just keeps saying she's overeating and it's all gone now."
Meredith:"Really?"
Sloane:"Now I keep thinking you're pregnant, cos you're getting bigger and bigger."
July 28th, 2009 1:06 PM
Meredith: "What's wrong?"
Sloane(it IS SLOANE):" I've been peeling onions cos I want to invent the Sloane method. It's my theory of how to peel onions without crying!"
Meredith:"It didn't work. You're ..."
Sloane:"No I'm not"
July 28th, 2009 12:17 PM
Meredith: Why are you holding your hands like that?
Mark someone put glue on my hands and now I can get my hands of my head...
July 28th, 2009 12:15 PM
Mer: Lexie's period is 3 weeks late...
Mark: Oh God, what am I gonna do?
Mer: Don't worry you're not the father.
July 28th, 2009 7:30 AM
ok, I didn't think for a moment that was Derek...
btw, hilarious comments:) I can never think of a good one:)
July 28th, 2009 7:15 AM
Announcer: And the hottest doctor for 2009 is...Derek Shepherd!
Meredith: I'm so sorry, Mark.
July 27th, 2009 10:19 PM
Mark: 1...2...3 Ready or not here I come.
Merridith: I'm not playing hide and seek with you. I got work to do.
July 27th, 2009 8:33 PM
Meredith:Mark, I think that Derek might find out about our secret love child even if Shonda is trying to cover it up.
Derek:What?
Meredith:Oh...you look exactly like Mark when he crys my bad.
July 27th, 2009 8:21 PM
Meredith: So I sometimes dance. Who cares?
Mark: My eyes apparently
July 27th, 2009 7:38 PM
It just sucks when the purell squirts in your eyes
July 27th, 2009 7:01 PM
Cazdamonkey Says:
July 27th, 2009 3:24 AM
Meredith: Hey, Derek, do you want a go in the on-call room?
Mark: I'm not - wait...
^Absolutely brilliant!! There are so many good ones!
July 27th, 2009 5:41 PM
Mark: OH MY GOD, I'M BLIND!!
Meredith: Okay, so I spit when I talk! It's not that bad!!
July 27th, 2009 3:40 PM
Mark: Ellen Pompeo CANNOT go on maternity leave! Grey's won't be the same without her.
Meredith: .Everything will be okay!
July 27th, 2009 2:12 PM
I think this is from Elevator love letter, when Derek isn't sure about Izzie's surgery
July 27th, 2009 2:01 PM
Mer: Mark, you need to get your head out of the gutter...
July 27th, 2009 1:35 PM
Meredith: What's wrong Mark?
Mark: I didn't know that giving up being a manhore was going to be this hard (sob).
July 27th, 2009 12:53 PM
Mark: Pick me, choose me, love me.
Mer: Mark, I am in love with Derek.
Mark: (sobbing) but Mer, I already have our McNames. We will be McM&M and our babies will be McMini_M&M's.
Mer: Aren't M&M's something you eat?
Mark: (sobbing uncontrollably) You want to eat our McMini_M&M's?
July 27th, 2009 11:10 AM
Mark: (thinking) Maybe if I closed my eyes, Big Grey will evolve into Little Grey.