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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXVIII Comments (Page 3)

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  1. Sam

    Meredith: I know it's your party and you can cry if you want to, but you seem overly upset...
    Mark: 'Cause everybody laughed at my birthday suit.

  2. McNorway

    Mark: What are you doing?

    Meredith: Hiding. I'm hiding. You know that they found another pair of panties lying around on the surgical floor? Well, Bailey thinks their mine. So, I decided to give her a long speech, you know like Bailey gives long-speeches, why I don't wear tweety-panties because I already look like a twelve year old and.. Well, I'm just hiding. Why are you so upset?

    Mark: I've lost my panties.

  3. MerDer fan 4ever

    Meredith: Lexie is pregnant.
    Mark: Oh, God.
    Meredith: Gotcha!

  4. Sam

    april and the MJ nose one from marriedmymcdreamy those are hilarious

  5. Cazdamonkey

    Mark: They told me men can't get pregnant...and I believed them...

  6. Cazdamonkey

    Meredith: Hey, Derek, do you want a go in the on-call room?
    Mark: I'm not - wait...

  7. marriedmymcdreamy

    Mark : I can't believe someone stole Michael Jackson's prosthetic nose. Do you know how hard I worked on that?!

  8. greysanatomyismylife

    Mark: I can't believe George and Michael Jackson died within two months!
    Meredith: Well you can just go see TR on Broadway and Michael Jackson is everywhere so you're all set.

  9. greysanatomyismylife

    Meredith: For the last time. I will not sleep with you Mark.
    Mark: Why?
    Meredith: Because Derek is better.
    Mark: *Sob*

  10. greysanatomyismylife

    How could that be Derek? It doesn't look like him!

  11. marriedmymcdreamy

    Eric "I can't believe I didn't even get nominated for an Emmy!"

    Ellen "Oh, suck it up cupcake, I'm still waiting for mine, and the damn show is named after my character!"

  12. Bo

    Mark: The most professional, ladylike doctor in this hospital thinks I'm a whore
    Meredith: At least Lexie is a good pimp.

  13. Katie

    wait, I thought that was Derek...

  14. Stephanie

    This is from Desire a season three epi in which Mark hit on Mer when he saw Addie and Alex coming out of the on call room after having had sex...

  15. xXxGrey4EvaxXx

    Meredith: Mark, there is no way I'm playing cops and robbers with you!

  16. jordan_grey45

    Mark: (Sobbing)WHY!?
    Meredith: It's okay, my conditioner stopped working during season 2.

  17. David

    Meredith: Did you hear about George?
    Mark: Yeah!
    Meredith: I..I don't know what to do with myself..
    Mark: I don't know about you, but I'm going to go see him on Broadway!

  18. David

    Meredith: Mark, for the billionth time, I will NOT pick up your dry cleaning.

  19. MrsPattinsonDiggoryCullen

    Meredith: Mark, I understand that you're upset, but Michael Jackson died almost a month ago! Pull yourself together, man!

  20. ChelseaFC

    Meredith:What's wrong Mark?
    Mark:I can no longer be a member of the slutty mistresses club.

  21. natzshepherd

    Mark: MY EYES!!! YOU PUT MACE IN MY EYES!
    Mer: i warned you not to come near me
    Mark:I CAN'T SEE!
    Mer:...Can i still scrub in?

  22. Rix_101

    IS IT MARK OF DEREK!? SOMEONE PLAESE SET EVERYONE STRAIGT!

  23. Rix_101

    Meredith: Mark...

    Mark: IT'S THE APOCOLIPSE!

    Meredith: WHAT!?

    Mark: My penis just fell off! They told me it was from over use!

    Me: Awwww...Markie! ;_;

  24. greysanatomyislifee

    does anyone know what episode this is?

  25. greysanatomyislifee

    Mer:Your a transvestite?
    Mark:NO! who told you that?!
    Mer:Lexie told me that you said you made a better woman..
    Mark: *sniffles* my reputation...down the drain...


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