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Arizona: We really are camping.
September 27th, 2009 11:10 PM
Mark: (from the background) Did it work?
Derek: Yeah, she's getting her suitcase.
September 27th, 2009 9:42 PM
Lexie: Is Mark in there? Can't find him...
Derek: Yes he is, and Callie...
Lexie: You have a foursome?
Derek: Well...
Lexie: Are you? Gross!
Derek: No! Izzie are teaching us to make cupcakes...
September 27th, 2009 9:32 PM
Lexie: Are you really gay? Like, how gay are you? On a scale of 1 to gay? 'Cause that's my boyfriend in the shower. My hot, hot, naked boyfriend and I... How gay are you?
Callie: I'm sorry. It's... I've known Mark a while and... But, I'll try not to do that again. The naked in the shower thing.
Lexie: Or, the you half naked in the hallway thing. Cause, cause even if you really are gay. He's not, and you're hot.
Callie: He doesn't look at my boobs anymore. The first thing he used to look at when I walked into anywhere, was my boobs. He doesn't look anymore. Not since he met you. Ok?
Lexie: Ok
September 27th, 2009 9:32 PM
Meredith: I haven't cried yet. I'm using work and sex as a distraction and I think it's working for me. Have you seen the girl Amanda? She's sitting outside the hospital on that bench all day long. It...
Cristina: I miss sex. UGH! I miss it so much! (Mer gets up to leave) What? Mer!
September 27th, 2009 9:30 PM
Lexie: I'm worried about Clara. She's depressed, but like a whole new level of depressed. I don't know what to do.
Cristina: Are you talking about Ceviche?
Lexie: That... (Cristina signs the propeller hitting Clara's stomach) Oh my god! That's... that is so rude. Ceviche? That is so... that... it... that... that's rude. That is SO RUDE!
Cristina: What? Anyone else I can offend?
September 27th, 2009 9:29 PM
Bailey: Look, I am an attending. And, I am a single mother. And I lost O'Malley. And um, I just can't. I can't care anymore. Stevens is not my child. O'Malley was not my child. I have to stop treating them... I just have to stop caring so much. 'Cause I can't keep feeling... feeling like this. Not at work. I have to save the feeling for my son, who needs it. I just can't keep giving it away here. I can't. I won't.
September 27th, 2009 7:15 PM
Derek to lexie: hey other girl from the bar...
Mer: Derek!!!
Lexie: ugh..*shiver*
September 27th, 2009 7:12 PM
Lexie to self: come on key, hurry up!!!
Derek: hey lexie...when you get a chance, leave.
September 27th, 2009 5:33 PM
Derek: Hey Lexie! Wanna join us for a threesome?
Meredith (from inside the kitchen): Yeah we're getting bored!
Lexie: No I only do that with Adison!
September 27th, 2009 4:44 PM
Derek: Teach me, Lexie, Teach me!!
September 27th, 2009 4:04 PM
My favourites:
Derek: Awww..come on, please dont tell Meredith. I sometimes need to play with little Der..
Lexie (thinking): Photographic memory, photographic memory......
Derek: Um... Lexie? You've been here before... How do you fix a broken penis?
hilarious :D
September 27th, 2009 3:17 PM
Derek: Care to join
Lexie: Uhh no i'm meeting mark
Derek: Oh Mark won't mind he's gunna video tape and put it all over the internet.
September 27th, 2009 2:04 PM
Derek: Daddy's home!
September 27th, 2009 12:49 PM
Derek *thinking*...: hmmm she looks pretty hot too....maybe we should have a threesome
September 27th, 2009 11:51 AM
Lexie - Oh! Now I know why they call him McDreamy!
haha love that one!
September 27th, 2009 11:38 AM
Derek: [whispering] Psst. Lexie.
Lexie: Yeah?
Derek: Can you run upstairs and get me a condom? Shes already pregnant, we don't need another one.
September 27th, 2009 9:56 AM
der: urm lexie......sorry....i was just gonna.....urm.....
lexie: yes
der: urm switch off the light!
mer (from Kitchen) hey i said no more glow in the dark ones!
September 27th, 2009 8:19 AM
Derek: Hey, wanna join us?
Lexie: Who? You and my step-sister? No thanks..
Derek: Actually it's me, your step-sister, your boss, my ex wife, the cancer girl, the cancer girl's husband, and the chief. There are Arizona and Callie too, but they're kinda doing a duo thing. It's fun to watch.
September 27th, 2009 3:59 AM
Derek: Ahhh...Lexie...sorry for all the noise, you know this is how Mer and I cope with grief. So if you would just bare with us...
September 27th, 2009 2:33 AM
Derek : Little Grey, pass me the glow-in-the-dark one please
Lexie : the glow-what-?
Derek : turn off the light and you'll know
September 26th, 2009 11:23 PM
Haha good 1 Lucy
September 26th, 2009 11:20 PM
Derek: Well I waaaaas waiting for Meredith....
September 26th, 2009 6:56 PM
Can you go get us some whipped cream???
September 26th, 2009 5:34 PM
we have to move quick have u seen the size of ellens bump, we need a mcbaby to make it all make sense!!!
September 26th, 2009 2:06 PM
Derek: The flour ain't the only thing 'self-rising' in here.
this is my fav!!