The Hills

The Hills returns for a fifth season September 29, and when it does, so much drama will be going down, it will be off the proverbial chain.

Among the highlights:

• Audrina Patridge pretending to want to be there
• Kristin Cavallari pretending to date Justin-Bobby
• Speidi pretending to consider having children soon
• Stephanie Pratt being an idiot (no pretending there)

Want to see for yourself what's in store four weeks from tonight? Check out MTV's official Season 5 trailer for its cash cow, The Hills ...