Glee Recap: "Vitamin D"

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Finn as an Alex Rodriguez wannabe?

Terri as the school nurse?

Sue as the co-leaded of the glee club?

Emma as a fiancee?

This week's episode of Glee had it all, from heartbreak to hilarity. Learn more about the questions posed above in our detailed recap of "Vitamin D."

Front, Center and Singing

As usual, we've collected the best Glee music and Glee quotes from this week's episode. Check below for the latter:

Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant. | permalink
Rachel: We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. It's not cheating if everyone does it. | permalink
Ken: It's cubic zirconia. I know how affected you were by Blood Diamond. | permalink
Terri: What time do you go to bed?
Finn: I don't know. normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again. | permalink
Sue: You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them. | permalink

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Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.