Glee

Glee Quotes

Episode 11: "Michael"

Puck: This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to learn has nothing to do with marijuana.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sebastian: I can't stand the stench of public schools.
 • Rating: Unrated

Santana: This isn't violent. This is clever. I taped it to my under boob.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: You may look like the villain out of a cheesy high school movie, but you should know I am prepared to go all Danny Larusso on your ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I wanna go to a college that isn't a FEMA trailer or a prison yard, so let's take the high road.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: You can't change your past. But you can let go and start your future.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: Every magazine says it. We hardly know what we're gonna want in 15 years.
 • Rating: Unrated

Artie: We sing and that's all we ever do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Puck: You told him what we're gonna do. You're like a modern day Eggs Benedict.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sebastian: Hey, Kurt, i didn't recognize you. You're wearing boy clothes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Santana: I'd throw this mocha in your face, but it's not nearly scalding enough.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael. I want to be the spectacle that is Michael.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 10: "Yes/No"

Finn: Rachel Berry, will you marry me?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Will: I love you with everything I am and everything I hope to be. Emma Pillsbury, will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: You can maybe go one day without the driving clothes. It's a wheel chair Artie, not a Porsche.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Pillsbury: Just be grateful Comrade Obama still allows Christmas.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Finn: I wanna do something special, like my dad. But without the whole dying part.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Coach Roz [to Sam]: If you pee in my pool, I will kill you.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Finn: You're in synchronized swimming and glee club. That's like some kind of death wish.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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