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Season 4 Episode 22: "All or Nothing"

Brittany: My entire life, people have always told me that I was stupid. And after a while I started to believe it. And it wasn't until I walked in this room and I joined this club, that I really started believing in myself. And as soon as I did that, as soon as I started believing that maybe I was smart after all, the whole world did too. And I'm really gonna miss you guys. Cause you guys are like my family.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: You're acting like a completely different person and it's making me sad.
Brittany: Well get over it because sadness is stupid.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeweler: [to Blaine] Is this him?
Sam: No, oh no. I mean, he wants to do me, but we're just friends.
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Brittany: Let me break it down. No one in this musty choir room compares to my megawatt star power. Blaine, you're shorter than a lawn gnome. Joe, you look like a Yucatan spider monkey. Tina is...you're just Tina.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: There comes a moment in every performer's life that defines him or her, sometimes for the rest of their career. This is our moment. We've struggled. We've endured. And now we must triumph.
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Brittany: I thought you were going to tell me that I was an idiot and that's bullying and I won't tolerate that.
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Season 4 Episode 21: "Wonder-ful"

Kurt: What a wonderful, wonderful week.
Blaine: And with you in it, a wonderful life.
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Cassie: [to Rachel] I saw something in you. That first day, and I thought to myself 'This one is special. This one might make it.' And that's why I'm so relentless.
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Burt: You think you two are meant to be?
Blaine: Yes.
Burt: You think you two have a true love?
Blaine: Yes!
Burt: Then stop worrying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blaine: So, you're saying that you're okay with me asking for his hand?
Burt: Oh of course not. No, you're still kids. Did you learn anything from Finn and Rachel?
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Blaine: Kurt is my soul mate. I know that I've hurt him badly, but I also know that if I want to get him back I have to do something bold.
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Blaine: I wanted to formally ask for your permission to ask Kurt to marry me.
Burt: You kidding, or you nuts?
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Burt: Gay rights has been one of my top issues, even though it makes me wildly unpopular with my distinguished colleagues. They're on the wrong side of history, so screw 'em.
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Mercedes: Are you gonna argue with our Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Jake: I mean, I'm Jewish.
Mercedes: So was he.
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Kitty: [to Artie] Duh, I'm trying to be wonderful. I like to switch it up, be unpredictable. Sometimes I'm sweet, sometimes I'm sour. Keeps it interesting.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tina: And what are you here to lecture us about Kurt? Our horrible taste in clothing?
Kurt: My dad has cancer.
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Tina: Hashtag Glee Hates Girls.
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Kurt: So get on point, Kitty. Your little theory about Mercedes' shattered dreams, like most of the garbage that comes out of your mouth, is wrong.
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Kurt: I know every kid is scared of losing their dad, but he's the only thing that got me through my mom dying, and if I have to say goodbye to him, too, well, I'm not going to think about it.
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Kurt: I'm only packing light blue socks because light blue is the color of clear skies, and that's what I'm hoping for.
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