Sue: Well, according to my doomsday watch, it's precisely one minute to midnight. The final chapter of World War Glee.
Will: And it all begins when I trip you on stage.
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Shut up, Dreidel. This is between Butt Chin and me!Sue
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[to Will] Are we actually going to sing or are you about to announce an alumnus walking through the door?Kitty
Don't believe everything Becky Jackson tweets.Sue
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I had one last gift for both of you, my legacy couples, and I wanted to give that to you myself. Don't worry. It's not a song. Or a minority choir.Sue
Tina: I'm so stupid! What kind of idiot does this?
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Kurt: Blaine, I'm a man who's always lived in the shadows, and everyone who's come into my life has always tried to pull me out into the sun or push me out into the darkness.
Santana: [to Brittany] I've been bullied, outed, and misunderstood.
Blaine: [to Kurt] I honestly thought that I would never find real love.
Brittany: [to Santana] The world seemed so scary and confusing. It was just too fast. It made me feel dumb, just because my brain worked differently.
Kurt: [to Blaine] And then you came along and even if someone had told me that it wasn't gonna work out and at the end of all of our struggling and all of our work it would just end in heartache...
Blaine: [to Kurt] I would've said yes.
Santana: [to Brittany] A thousand times, yes.
Brittany: [to Santana] I would've suffered it all just for the tiny chance to be standing up here marrying you.
Kurt: [to Blaine] I am a work in progress.
Blaine: [to Kurt] I am a work in progress.
Santana: [to Brittany] I am a work in progress.
Brittany: [to Santana] I am a work in progress.
Kurt: [to Blaine] You don't ask me to come out of the shadows. You help me move away anything that's blocking the sun. It's time for all of us to walk into the sunshine together. Forever. Is that something you want to do?
Blaine: [to Kurt] I do.
Santana: [to Brittany] I do.
Brittany: [to Santana] I do.
Kurt: [to Blaine] I do.
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So, what do you say, fellas? Will you give America what at least 52% of it will legally tolerate?Sue
Kurt, Blaine, the whole time I was planning this high-end barn wedding, all I could think about was you guys, and not because you remind me of the pig and the gay rat from Charlotte's Web.Brittany
Santana: Do you even know why a groom couldn't see the bride before the wedding?
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Tina: Is it really so crazy for a girl to ask a boy for his hand in marriage these days?
Artie: When you're not even dating the boy?
Puck: Yes, it is.
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Brittany: I find it really hard to track your relationship.
Kurt: Well, this...isn't really about me.
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[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.Rachel
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I just want somebody to love me.Quinn
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