Season 1, Episode 10: "Ballad"
Suzy Pepper [to Rachel]: We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Finn: I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.
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Rachel: I need a man that can keep up with me intellectually and creatively.
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Will: You're making her clean our bathroom?
Terri: I've been dealing with these school girl crushes for years. Why shouldn't I get something out of it?
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Kurt: He's cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows.
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Kurt: I'll admit it, I'm madly in love with Finn.
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Kurt: How do you explain her constant irritation with you? It's because SHE'S A GIRL.
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Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.
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Emma: If we were to rank crushable teachers in this school, you'd be number-one with a bullet.
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Rachel: Every time you wear it, you can think of me and the star you're helping me become.
• Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 158
