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  1. blackjackattack

    Nate: Now that I lost my chance to be in High School Musical, I think I'm gonna try to be in GLEE
    Bree: I think you're too good looking to be on that show

  2. blackjackattack

    Nate: I can't believe Zac Efron took the lead in High School Musical
    Bree: Well, he DOES have better hair than you

  3. blackjackattack

    Bree: Wow this museum is amazing
    Nate: Not as amazing as my hair

  4. blackjackattack

    Bree: O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
    Nate: Wow, now I really don't want to be seen with you.

  5. JeLanceUnAppelADestin
    Rank: New User

    Bree: Is that Van Montgomery?

    Nate: I know you should have stayed on lifetime.


    (If you don't get it. JoAnna Garcia was on a TV show sitcom, Reba.)

  6. oomirjam
    Rank: New User

    Nate: Why are they getting all the candy !?!?

  7. Analeigh

    N: Try...to...resist!
    B: Try...to...resist!
    Nate and Bree: CHOCOLATE!!!

  8. Steph

    Guy in background: 713! Biddin' on her.
    Nate: The guy behind you is bidding on you.
    Bree: Why do you think I'm posing?

  9. Lisa123
    Rank: Guest Star

    Typo lol


    Two households, both alike in dignity
    in fair Manhatten, where we lay our scene,
    we viewers pray
    they'll meet the end
    of Juliet and Romeo,
    to save us from a
    boredom much obscene.

  10. Lisa123
    Rank: Guest Star

    Joanna: We are so the new Romeo and Juliet.
    Chace: Yeah. Totally.
    Joanna: I just hope it, you know, ends up better.
    Chace: What do you mean?
    Joanna: Well, Romeo and Juliet commit suicide.
    Chace: WHAT? So that's what Josh and Stephanie were talking about with the whole 'the show's going in another direction' thing. Damn them!

  11. Lisa123
    Rank: Guest Star

    Two households, both alike in dinity
    in fair Manhatten, where we lay our scene,
    the viewers pray
    they'll meet the end
    of Juliet and Romeo,
    to save us from
    a boredom much obscene.

  12. nik wass

    Bree: Oh. Look who showed up for the classy auktion. Didn't think that Trip (Nates cousin) could wear highheels. Guess he's finally found his true inner-self.
    Nate: Allways known that about him. Could you be more boring Bree? Please? Me and Trip used to play "mommy, daddy 'n' children" at my grandfathers house when we were kids. Naturally he always playd Mommy.

  13. N to the S
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blackjackattack's one is sooo funny!

  14. blackjackattack

    Nate: My last name may be ArchiBALD, but I will always have the nicest hair on Gossip Girl.

  15. blackjackattack

    Nate: Why can't I have scenes with someone else other than Bree?
    Bree: I heard that.

  16. blackjackattack

    And the award for best tv show goes to..."GOSSIP GIRL!"
    Bree: Omg, Gossip Girl won!
    Nate: I'm mad, Kanye interrupted me while I was trying to give my speech.

  17. blackjackattack

    Bree: It's a love story, baby just say yesssssssss
    Nate: Yes, I did sleep with Taylor Swift too.

  18. blackjackattack

    Man behind nate: I hope my wife didn't see me spank Bree's ass
    Nate: I can't believe you let that guy spank your ass with a paddle
    Bree: It's not my fault that your mad about having a bad hair day

  19. blackjackattack

    Nate: What is Blair, Serena and Jenny doing here?
    Bree: All of your past lovers... AWKWAAAARD!

  20. blackjackattack

    Nate: I can't believe you don't like my hair like this
    Bree: I can't believe I slept with the "class whore."

  21. blackjackattack

    Nate: I can't believe I don't have a lot of lines in this week's episode
    Bree: Shut up, the camera is rolling!

  22. blackjackattack

    Nate: I can't believe I stayed in bed with you all day
    Bree: I can't believe Chuck hasn't cheated on Blair..yet

  23. blackjackattack

    oops I messed up on my first one. I mean

    Bree (thinking): I'm jealous of that naked girl in the painting. She has bigger boobs than me.
    Nate (thinking): Damn, why can't Bree's boobs be that big?

  24. blackjackattack

    Nate: This place is boring, I wanna get out of here.
    Bree: Only BORING people get bored.
    Nate: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you how boring it was having sex with you last night.

  25. blackjackattack

    Bree: I'm jealous of that naked girl in the painting. She has bigger boobs than me.
    Nate: Damn, why can't Bree's boobs be that big?


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