Gossip Girl Caption Contest 75

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Welcome to the 75th edition of the Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!

This week's winner is saarele. Congratulations on a job well done!

The winning entry now appears below this picture. This week's honorable mentions go out to Lisa, fashionrat and uknouloveme.

Thanks to everyone for playing as always!

New Mean Girls

J: So who wants to hear how I got the great Chuck Bass to tell me he's sorry?

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Jenny *thinking: So... what's the next step in my plan to be as powerful as Blair was when she was queen? I've already kissed Nate, Chuck wanted me to sleep with him, Vanessa was my enemy for a while & I have Eric as frenemy the way Blair has Serena. What else is there? *Thinking very hard*
Jenny: Girls, prepere yourselves for a mission. We're kidnapping Dorota.

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Minion #2: *looks up* So, Ray Bans' the new headband now? Queen J: Are you blind? The sight of you is making my eyes sore.

Xxredheadxx101

J: Do you know what just dawned on me?
J bee's: What Jenny??
J: I am the damn fricking queen. And....
J bee's: and what???
J: Your costumes are the worst I have ever seen! U remembered that it was halloween? Right?
J's bees: UMmmm... no!

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Gossip Girl Here...looks like little j is on the brink of insanity...fishnets with heels are soooo last season...well unless your hooker...which would explain alot...

Katie-b

@ cody and Samantha: serious lols

Jelanceunappeladestin

Jenny: So... What should I do for the rest of a season?

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J: and that my minions, is how the grinch stole christmas.

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Jenny:(in stoner tone) so then i take the black eyeshadow....

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Gossip Girl: Spotted: J and her minions on the steps of the Met, looking like frugalistas. Oh J, didn't anyone tell you not to take those commercials seriously? Constance queens don't shop target.

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J : I got the thrown from Blair, but where's my CHUCK BASS! **sighs
Minions: **sigh

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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