J : I got the thrown from Blair! But where's my CHCK BASS! **sigh
Minions : **sigh
Blairbear
November 2nd, 2009 1:40 PM
Minion: Jenny I just love that halloween mask! Are you going as a stoner?
Jenny: What mask?
Minion 2: Shut up! thats her face!
N to the S Rank: Guest Star
November 2nd, 2009 12:23 AM
Jenny: So guys, want to know the real reason I look like this? I hit my head on the garage door seperating my room with my brother's. I've got amnesia, I can't remember my previous life.
Minion #1: Hence the perma-spaced out expression?
Jenny: ...I like hotdogs!
N to the S Rank: Guest Star
November 2nd, 2009 12:19 AM
Gah spelling error! Doesn't matter, I didn't like it anyway!
Everyone's is soo good Ü Thanks for the feedback, Omar!
N to the S Rank: Guest Star
November 2nd, 2009 12:18 AM
Minion #1: So, I heard Bart Bass is actually alive.
Jenny: *Sighs* Goodbye penthouse suite, hello girage door.
LaLaLand
November 1st, 2009 11:44 PM
Jenny: It's so funny how no matter what I wear, you copy.
Minion #1: No J, not even you could make us wear what you're wearing today.
ChairFan724
November 1st, 2009 11:21 PM
Minion 1: You know J, you used to be kind of cute...
Minion 2: Yeah, what happened?
Jenny: Well remember that episode where I ran away from home? Yeah well I was broke and I needed some cash REALLY badly, and there was this guy--
Minions: Ohhhhh.
Minion 1: That explains it.
valerie
November 1st, 2009 11:16 PM
Girls on steps- Wow Jenny! How'd you get so good at using makeup to make sunglasses on your eyes?!
cody
November 1st, 2009 10:19 PM
girl 1: wow i can't believe cindy lauper is eating lunch with us
jenny: wait. guys it's me, jenny
girl 2: haha i still don't get that reference
Samantha
November 1st, 2009 4:56 PM
Gossip Girl: Spotted: J and her minions in their costumes for the opening of C's club.
Jenny: So to be clear, we're going as ourselves to the opening right?
Minion 1: We certainly are.
Minion 2: You're so ingenious J- why should we pretend to be anything but our fabulous selves?
Jenny: (In a dreamy voice) I know, you three are going as my minions, and I'm going as queen of Constance...
Minion 3: I think you're going to need a headband to pull off that look J.
Samantha
November 1st, 2009 4:45 PM
Gossip Girl- Spotted: A dead raccoon on the steps of the Met. Poor little J, didn't anyone tell you that Constance queens shouldn't look like roadkill?
BetteDavis
November 1st, 2009 4:12 PM
Jenny: ...so yeah I saw This is it, and well I've been hooked on everything MJ ever since...
Minion#1: Wow, like awesome! Yeah, your shades are sooo MJ!
Minion#2: Your amazing Jenny, we love you!
Jenny: ..I love you more.
cici
November 1st, 2009 3:03 PM
Jenny: Okay here's the new deal. We are going back down to our bohemian roots. No more hierarchy. Just straight simple hobo style on the steps.
(Hours later)
Minion#1: Okay, Queen J. We're getting cold. Are we done bumming in heels now?
gg
November 1st, 2009 2:18 PM
Seriously ppl we get it her clothing is a little weird, but still better than last season esp. since she toned down the eye makeup - but it's starting to get really boring reading the same joke about how she looks homeless
gg
November 1st, 2009 2:14 PM
@ C&Bfan: tht was pretty funny
serena archibald
November 1st, 2009 12:42 PM
Jenny (thinking): I ve got the power!!! ups sorry Im actually supposed 2 b nice so change it to something more like Ill be a
good queen, TOTALLY different from Blair. Anyway now mum married
Rufus who can I date? I mean, its totally unfair that Chuck is now
my stepbrother, Nate sleep with my sister-not that it actually matter yhat much-, Carter is Eric is my stepbrother AND gay, Dan is my brother... who the hell will I date??? and why I am thinking so much???
Minion 1(thinking): She didnt realize Im higher than her!!!
Minion 2: (think) shes such lame, and from Brookling grasps (says) do u need anything J?
Minion: Queen J, this is an intervention.
Jenny: You're out of line!
Minion: We're here for you, I know Vanessa's outfits and hair have confused you, but that's no excuse to try and out fugly her and turn to drugs.
Jenny: I'm not on drugs!!
Minion: well that outfit says you are.
Jenny: Hi I'm Jenny, and I'm a recovering peasant.
Minions: Hi Jenny.
micha
November 1st, 2009 12:44 AM
Minion 1- Jenny just because you want to show people that you do not tan doesn't mean they are going to cast you in the Twilight movies...
Minion 2- Yeah, you actually have to have a soul and taste.
micha
November 1st, 2009 12:41 AM
Minion 2- I don't like sitting sideways. The camera adds ten pounds on you.
Minion 3- Than how many are on jenny?
Minion 1- 8.
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
November 2nd, 2009 2:24 PM
J : I got the thrown from Blair! But where's my CHCK BASS! **sigh
Minions : **sigh
November 2nd, 2009 1:40 PM
Minion: Jenny I just love that halloween mask! Are you going as a stoner?
Jenny: What mask?
Minion 2: Shut up! thats her face!
Rank: Guest Star
November 2nd, 2009 12:23 AM
Jenny: So guys, want to know the real reason I look like this? I hit my head on the garage door seperating my room with my brother's. I've got amnesia, I can't remember my previous life.
Minion #1: Hence the perma-spaced out expression?
Jenny: ...I like hotdogs!
Rank: Guest Star
November 2nd, 2009 12:19 AM
Gah spelling error! Doesn't matter, I didn't like it anyway!
Everyone's is soo good Ü Thanks for the feedback, Omar!
Rank: Guest Star
November 2nd, 2009 12:18 AM
Minion #1: So, I heard Bart Bass is actually alive.
Jenny: *Sighs* Goodbye penthouse suite, hello girage door.
November 1st, 2009 11:44 PM
Jenny: It's so funny how no matter what I wear, you copy.
Minion #1: No J, not even you could make us wear what you're wearing today.
November 1st, 2009 11:21 PM
Minion 1: You know J, you used to be kind of cute...
Minion 2: Yeah, what happened?
Jenny: Well remember that episode where I ran away from home? Yeah well I was broke and I needed some cash REALLY badly, and there was this guy--
Minions: Ohhhhh.
Minion 1: That explains it.
November 1st, 2009 11:16 PM
Girls on steps- Wow Jenny! How'd you get so good at using makeup to make sunglasses on your eyes?!
November 1st, 2009 10:19 PM
girl 1: wow i can't believe cindy lauper is eating lunch with us
jenny: wait. guys it's me, jenny
girl 2: haha i still don't get that reference
November 1st, 2009 4:56 PM
Gossip Girl: Spotted: J and her minions in their costumes for the opening of C's club.
Jenny: So to be clear, we're going as ourselves to the opening right?
Minion 1: We certainly are.
Minion 2: You're so ingenious J- why should we pretend to be anything but our fabulous selves?
Jenny: (In a dreamy voice) I know, you three are going as my minions, and I'm going as queen of Constance...
Minion 3: I think you're going to need a headband to pull off that look J.
November 1st, 2009 4:45 PM
Gossip Girl- Spotted: A dead raccoon on the steps of the Met. Poor little J, didn't anyone tell you that Constance queens shouldn't look like roadkill?
November 1st, 2009 4:12 PM
Jenny: ...so yeah I saw This is it, and well I've been hooked on everything MJ ever since...
Minion#1: Wow, like awesome! Yeah, your shades are sooo MJ!
Minion#2: Your amazing Jenny, we love you!
Jenny: ..I love you more.
November 1st, 2009 3:03 PM
Jenny: Okay here's the new deal. We are going back down to our bohemian roots. No more hierarchy. Just straight simple hobo style on the steps.
(Hours later)
Minion#1: Okay, Queen J. We're getting cold. Are we done bumming in heels now?
November 1st, 2009 2:18 PM
Seriously ppl we get it her clothing is a little weird, but still better than last season esp. since she toned down the eye makeup - but it's starting to get really boring reading the same joke about how she looks homeless
November 1st, 2009 2:14 PM
@ C&Bfan: tht was pretty funny
November 1st, 2009 12:42 PM
Jenny (thinking): I ve got the power!!! ups sorry Im actually supposed 2 b nice so change it to something more like Ill be a
good queen, TOTALLY different from Blair. Anyway now mum married
Rufus who can I date? I mean, its totally unfair that Chuck is now
my stepbrother, Nate sleep with my sister-not that it actually matter yhat much-, Carter is Eric is my stepbrother AND gay, Dan is my brother... who the hell will I date??? and why I am thinking so much???
Minion 1(thinking): She didnt realize Im higher than her!!!
Minion 2: (think) shes such lame, and from Brookling grasps (says) do u need anything J?
November 1st, 2009 12:06 PM
@QueenBlairWaldorf
I like!!! lol nice job
Rank: Extra
November 1st, 2009 9:09 AM
minion 1: OMG,, Georgina?? why do you dye your hair?
minion 2 : so, that's why you're wearing sunglasses,, to cover your real identitiy, huh?
minion 3: is that Dan T-Shirt?
J/Georgina : ssssssh,,, Dan is coming,, maybe if he thinks i'm J, he'll kiss me in the cheek..
Rank: Extra
November 1st, 2009 9:03 AM
J : so this is what you have to do to make yourself look like a new queen....
minion 1 to minion 2 : *whisper* dye your hair blond, wear sunglasses, oversized T Shirt and fish net in your feet??
minion 2 : no! expand your left feet, don't hold your feet like that,, it's too classy, that is so not a new queen style...
Rank: Extra
November 1st, 2009 8:39 AM
minion with black jacket : Queen J said , this way you can sleep in class without anyone noticing it...
minion with bronze jacket : so, is she sleeping right now?
minion with red jacket : hmmm,, you'll never know,,
Rank: Leading Character
November 1st, 2009 8:26 AM
@saarele and @rachel : rofl kudos
Rank: Guest Star
November 1st, 2009 1:55 AM
Minion: Queen J, this is an intervention.
Jenny: You're out of line!
Minion: We're here for you, I know Vanessa's outfits and hair have confused you, but that's no excuse to try and out fugly her and turn to drugs.
Jenny: I'm not on drugs!!
Minion: well that outfit says you are.
Rank: Guest Star
November 1st, 2009 1:52 AM
Jenny: Hi I'm Jenny, and I'm a recovering peasant.
Minions: Hi Jenny.
November 1st, 2009 12:44 AM
Minion 1- Jenny just because you want to show people that you do not tan doesn't mean they are going to cast you in the Twilight movies...
Minion 2- Yeah, you actually have to have a soul and taste.
November 1st, 2009 12:41 AM
Minion 2- I don't like sitting sideways. The camera adds ten pounds on you.
Minion 3- Than how many are on jenny?
Minion 1- 8.