Minion 2- Jenny so you are going as Courtney Love for Halloween this year.
Jenny- No. Why do you think that?
Minion 3- Because your costume.
Jenny- This isn't a costum.
Minion 1,2,3- Oh...........
micha
November 1st, 2009 12:36 AM
Jenny: Because the make up department has been spending so much money on my dark eyeshadow they just decided to give me dark sunglasses so its cheaper.
Samantha
October 31st, 2009 11:29 PM
Jenny: You girls may not know this, but I've had some practice in Yogurt-ing people's hair. The Eric van der Woodsen situation wasn't the first time I've 'doled' out revenge.
Minion 1: I see what you mean.
Minion 2: Yeah, if I woke up in the morning and saw myself wearing an outfit like that, I'd totally pour yogurt over my own head in shame too.
Samantha
October 31st, 2009 11:27 PM
Jenny: You girls may not know this, but I've had some practice in Yogurt-ing people's hair. Today wasn't the first time I've 'doled' out revenge.
Minion 1: I see what you mean.
Minion 2: Yeah, if I woke up in the morning and saw myself wearing an outfit like that, I'd totally pour yogurt over my own head in shame too.
bloodyfox
October 31st, 2009 11:18 PM
Minion 1: Oh my Goooood, Jenny?
Minion 2: Looks dead to me.
Minion 3: Girls, that's what we call fashion suicide.
omar
October 31st, 2009 10:19 PM
saarele's last post was genious! made me LOL so much
napoleon dynamite all the way
N to the S was also good :)
Shopaholic14 Rank: New User
October 31st, 2009 8:49 PM
Jenny: I'm so going as Lady GaGa or Courtney Love this Halloween!
Minion in black: I'm sitting above the queen! Hahaha!
Minion in red: It's so unfair I have to sit all the way at the bottom. Remind me. Why are we following her around?
Minion in silver: Hey! Nobody can see my face! I guess I am unimportant
kinsey
October 31st, 2009 8:41 PM
Group: Awww, poor little j we knew she couldn't tan but now she can't even look at the sun?
N to the S Rank: Guest Star
October 31st, 2009 7:33 PM
Jenny: You know my dad filed a Missing Person's Report today.
Minion #1: For who?
Jenny: I don't know. It read: "Missing: Naturally blonde, bubbly girl aged 16. Loves sewing. Last seen working for Eleanor Waldorf Designs. Beautiful smile, modest fashion sense..." I've never heard of this person.
melxoxo
October 31st, 2009 6:53 PM
Minion: Hey J nice Halloween costume. Are you a trashy poor girl with no sense of style?
J: What costume??
Jess
October 31st, 2009 6:03 PM
Minion 1: I love your sunglasses, J!
Jenny: What sunglasses? This is my eye makeup!
LMFAO this is the best! Well done Lisa :)
... but that kelsey girl copied you wtf is that all about?
jenny
October 31st, 2009 4:55 PM
Jenny : Those girls better watch out.. because we can fight dirty
Jenny: After having Audrey Hepburn setting the inspiration for fashion here at Constance, and a brief period based on Courtney Love I am proud to announce this year's role model... Miley Cyrus.
Ladies don't let me down.
jmellijor
October 31st, 2009 12:48 PM
Gossip Girl: Fishnets? Will the Jenny-Blair feud be rekindled once and for all...IN THE SEA?
Liam
October 31st, 2009 8:45 AM
Minion: What's with the sunglasses?
Jenny: Don't you watch Glee? Sunglasses are cool!
Samantha
October 31st, 2009 8:06 AM
Jenny: So my minions, my first edict as queen, will be that every girl in the school must wear baggy t-shirts, sloppy ties, and fishnet tights to school. The people must look like their queen.
Minion#1: You forgot the ugly bleached out hair.
kayk
October 31st, 2009 7:31 AM
J: i don't get it it!
Minion: What?
J: since i am queen the steps of the met, are so quiet.
we're all alone!!!
kayk
October 31st, 2009 7:28 AM
Minion: So J all dressed up for Halloween?
J: yes i am a vampire!
Minion: allright and those glasses are for....
J: vampires can't stand daylight everbody knows duh!
kayk
October 31st, 2009 7:21 AM
minion: J do you really think that this is fashion?
i mean my parents are starting to worry about me looking like this. they liked the blair look more!
J: well you can tell your parents,to shut up it's not like Blair is looking better lately!
thethreewords
October 31st, 2009 6:34 AM
Minion 1: Jenny, people are talking a lot about your dressing. Lose the police sunglasses, Michael Jackson lost his long ago. And that lipstick, no wonder there's no king to our empire.
J: Enough about my dressing. Anyone watching This Is It?
saarele
October 31st, 2009 5:19 AM
Minions: Hey, Jenny. What did you do last summer again?
J: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Minions: Did you shoot any?
J: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Minions: What kind of gun did you use?
J: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
/Napoleon Dynamite/ Not sure if this really is an entry but I just somehow find crossing over Napoleon and Jenny hilarious!
saarele
October 31st, 2009 5:08 AM
hah, thanks guys! I think that we all know that for J to be a good queen she's gonna have to be more like Blair, cuz she's just to pathetic on her own right now :D
lol @ Katie B and the mortal - awesome!
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
November 1st, 2009 12:38 AM
Minion 2- Jenny so you are going as Courtney Love for Halloween this year.
Jenny- No. Why do you think that?
Minion 3- Because your costume.
Jenny- This isn't a costum.
Minion 1,2,3- Oh...........
November 1st, 2009 12:36 AM
Jenny: Because the make up department has been spending so much money on my dark eyeshadow they just decided to give me dark sunglasses so its cheaper.
October 31st, 2009 11:29 PM
Jenny: You girls may not know this, but I've had some practice in Yogurt-ing people's hair. The Eric van der Woodsen situation wasn't the first time I've 'doled' out revenge.
Minion 1: I see what you mean.
Minion 2: Yeah, if I woke up in the morning and saw myself wearing an outfit like that, I'd totally pour yogurt over my own head in shame too.
October 31st, 2009 11:27 PM
Jenny: You girls may not know this, but I've had some practice in Yogurt-ing people's hair. Today wasn't the first time I've 'doled' out revenge.
Minion 1: I see what you mean.
Minion 2: Yeah, if I woke up in the morning and saw myself wearing an outfit like that, I'd totally pour yogurt over my own head in shame too.
October 31st, 2009 11:18 PM
Minion 1: Oh my Goooood, Jenny?
Minion 2: Looks dead to me.
Minion 3: Girls, that's what we call fashion suicide.
October 31st, 2009 10:19 PM
saarele's last post was genious! made me LOL so much
napoleon dynamite all the way
N to the S was also good :)
Rank: New User
October 31st, 2009 8:49 PM
Jenny: I'm so going as Lady GaGa or Courtney Love this Halloween!
Minion in black: I'm sitting above the queen! Hahaha!
Minion in red: It's so unfair I have to sit all the way at the bottom. Remind me. Why are we following her around?
Minion in silver: Hey! Nobody can see my face! I guess I am unimportant
October 31st, 2009 8:41 PM
Group: Awww, poor little j we knew she couldn't tan but now she can't even look at the sun?
Rank: Guest Star
October 31st, 2009 7:33 PM
Jenny: You know my dad filed a Missing Person's Report today.
Minion #1: For who?
Jenny: I don't know. It read: "Missing: Naturally blonde, bubbly girl aged 16. Loves sewing. Last seen working for Eleanor Waldorf Designs. Beautiful smile, modest fashion sense..." I've never heard of this person.
October 31st, 2009 6:53 PM
Minion: Hey J nice Halloween costume. Are you a trashy poor girl with no sense of style?
J: What costume??
October 31st, 2009 6:03 PM
Minion 1: I love your sunglasses, J!
Jenny: What sunglasses? This is my eye makeup!
LMFAO this is the best! Well done Lisa :)
... but that kelsey girl copied you wtf is that all about?
October 31st, 2009 4:55 PM
Jenny : Those girls better watch out.. because we can fight dirty
Rank: New User
October 31st, 2009 4:30 PM
J: Why am I the only one who hasn't seen Nate naked?
October 31st, 2009 4:11 PM
J: I look good, don't I? You know I look good.
Minions:...Oh yeah, definitely. The policeman sunglasses were a nice touch.
October 31st, 2009 2:32 PM
Jenny's Minion: Jenny? I'm sorry, but Top Gun called. They said Tom Cruise wants his sunglasses back.
Rank: Recurring Character
October 31st, 2009 12:59 PM
Jenny: After having Audrey Hepburn setting the inspiration for fashion here at Constance, and a brief period based on Courtney Love I am proud to announce this year's role model... Miley Cyrus.
Ladies don't let me down.
October 31st, 2009 12:48 PM
Gossip Girl: Fishnets? Will the Jenny-Blair feud be rekindled once and for all...IN THE SEA?
October 31st, 2009 8:45 AM
Minion: What's with the sunglasses?
Jenny: Don't you watch Glee? Sunglasses are cool!
October 31st, 2009 8:06 AM
Jenny: So my minions, my first edict as queen, will be that every girl in the school must wear baggy t-shirts, sloppy ties, and fishnet tights to school. The people must look like their queen.
Minion#1: You forgot the ugly bleached out hair.
October 31st, 2009 7:31 AM
J: i don't get it it!
Minion: What?
J: since i am queen the steps of the met, are so quiet.
we're all alone!!!
October 31st, 2009 7:28 AM
Minion: So J all dressed up for Halloween?
J: yes i am a vampire!
Minion: allright and those glasses are for....
J: vampires can't stand daylight everbody knows duh!
October 31st, 2009 7:21 AM
minion: J do you really think that this is fashion?
i mean my parents are starting to worry about me looking like this. they liked the blair look more!
J: well you can tell your parents,to shut up it's not like Blair is looking better lately!
October 31st, 2009 6:34 AM
Minion 1: Jenny, people are talking a lot about your dressing. Lose the police sunglasses, Michael Jackson lost his long ago. And that lipstick, no wonder there's no king to our empire.
J: Enough about my dressing. Anyone watching This Is It?
October 31st, 2009 5:19 AM
Minions: Hey, Jenny. What did you do last summer again?
J: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Minions: Did you shoot any?
J: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Minions: What kind of gun did you use?
J: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
/Napoleon Dynamite/ Not sure if this really is an entry but I just somehow find crossing over Napoleon and Jenny hilarious!
October 31st, 2009 5:08 AM
hah, thanks guys! I think that we all know that for J to be a good queen she's gonna have to be more like Blair, cuz she's just to pathetic on her own right now :D
lol @ Katie B and the mortal - awesome!