Gossip Girl Caption Contest 75

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Welcome to the 75th edition of the Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!

This week's winner is saarele. Congratulations on a job well done!

The winning entry now appears below this picture. This week's honorable mentions go out to Lisa, fashionrat and uknouloveme.

Thanks to everyone for playing as always!

New Mean Girls

J: So who wants to hear how I got the great Chuck Bass to tell me he's sorry?

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Gossip Girl- Spotted: A dead raccoon on the steps of the Met. Poor little J, didn't anyone tell you that Constance queens shouldn't look like roadkill?


Jenny: ...so yeah I saw This is it, and well I've been hooked on everything MJ ever since...
Minion#1: Wow, like awesome! Yeah, your shades are sooo MJ!
Minion#2: Your amazing Jenny, we love you!
Jenny: ..I love you more.


Jenny: Okay here's the new deal. We are going back down to our bohemian roots. No more hierarchy. Just straight simple hobo style on the steps. (Hours later) Minion#1: Okay, Queen J. We're getting cold. Are we done bumming in heels now?


Seriously ppl we get it her clothing is a little weird, but still better than last season esp. since she toned down the eye makeup - but it's starting to get really boring reading the same joke about how she looks homeless


@ C&Bfan: tht was pretty funny


Jenny (thinking): I ve got the power!!! ups sorry Im actually supposed 2 b nice so change it to something more like Ill be a
good queen, TOTALLY different from Blair. Anyway now mum married
Rufus who can I date? I mean, its totally unfair that Chuck is now
my stepbrother, Nate sleep with my sister-not that it actually matter yhat much-, Carter is Eric is my stepbrother AND gay, Dan is my brother... who the hell will I date??? and why I am thinking so much???
Minion 1(thinking): She didnt realize Im higher than her!!!
Minion 2: (think) shes such lame, and from Brookling grasps (says) do u need anything J?


@QueenBlairWaldorf I like!!! lol nice job


minion 1: OMG,, Georgina?? why do you dye your hair? minion 2 : so, that's why you're wearing sunglasses,, to cover your real identitiy, huh? minion 3: is that Dan T-Shirt? J/Georgina : ssssssh,,, Dan is coming,, maybe if he thinks i'm J, he'll kiss me in the cheek..


J : so this is what you have to do to make yourself look like a new queen.... minion 1 to minion 2 : *whisper* dye your hair blond, wear sunglasses, oversized T Shirt and fish net in your feet?? minion 2 : no! expand your left feet, don't hold your feet like that,, it's too classy, that is so not a new queen style...


minion with black jacket : Queen J said , this way you can sleep in class without anyone noticing it... minion with bronze jacket : so, is she sleeping right now? minion with red jacket : hmmm,, you'll never know,,

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Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.