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Gossip Girl- Spotted: A dead raccoon on the steps of the Met. Poor little J, didn't anyone tell you that Constance queens shouldn't look like roadkill?

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Jenny: ...so yeah I saw This is it, and well I've been hooked on everything MJ ever since...
Minion#1: Wow, like awesome! Yeah, your shades are sooo MJ!
Minion#2: Your amazing Jenny, we love you!
Jenny: ..I love you more.

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Jenny: Okay here's the new deal. We are going back down to our bohemian roots. No more hierarchy. Just straight simple hobo style on the steps.

(Hours later)

Minion#1: Okay, Queen J. We're getting cold. Are we done bumming in heels now?

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Seriously ppl we get it her clothing is a little weird, but still better than last season esp. since she toned down the eye makeup - but it's starting to get really boring reading the same joke about how she looks homeless

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@ C&Bfan: tht was pretty funny

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Jenny (thinking): I ve got the power!!! ups sorry Im actually supposed 2 b nice so change it to something more like Ill be a
good queen, TOTALLY different from Blair. Anyway now mum married
Rufus who can I date? I mean, its totally unfair that Chuck is now
my stepbrother, Nate sleep with my sister-not that it actually matter yhat much-, Carter is Eric is my stepbrother AND gay, Dan is my brother... who the hell will I date??? and why I am thinking so much???
Minion 1(thinking): She didnt realize Im higher than her!!!
Minion 2: (think) shes such lame, and from Brookling grasps (says) do u need anything J?

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@QueenBlairWaldorf

I like!!! lol nice job

Queenblairwaldorf

minion 1: OMG,, Georgina?? why do you dye your hair?

minion 2 : so, that's why you're wearing sunglasses,, to cover your real identitiy, huh?

minion 3: is that Dan T-Shirt?

J/Georgina : ssssssh,,, Dan is coming,, maybe if he thinks i'm J, he'll kiss me in the cheek..

Queenblairwaldorf

J : so this is what you have to do to make yourself look like a new queen....

minion 1 to minion 2 : *whisper* dye your hair blond, wear sunglasses, oversized T Shirt and fish net in your feet??

minion 2 : no! expand your left feet, don't hold your feet like that,, it's too classy, that is so not a new queen style...

Queenblairwaldorf

minion with black jacket : Queen J said , this way you can sleep in class without anyone noticing it...

minion with bronze jacket : so, is she sleeping right now?

minion with red jacket : hmmm,, you'll never know,,



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