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Minion: Wait, some guy really just broke your leg? Why?
Jenny: Yeah! He mistook me for the homeless guy that stole his money last week. How crazy, right? Right?!?!
J:The kingdom has improved so much in my reign.
Minon #1: Of course, our prom dresses are all gonna sewn by you, I'm a size 2 by the way.
Minion #2: Me too.
Minion #3: Me three.
Minion #4: Me four. Jenny, you're a negative right? That'll save you a lot of cloth from mood.
J: Girls you will never believe what happened to me today.
Minion 1: Umm. When you work up this morning you forgot to put in your contacts?
Minion 2: You got run over by a bus?
Minion 3: Clearly she got into a fight with a police officer.
J: What? No, They were out of low-fat yogurt.
Minion 1 : Then how do you explain your outfit?
Follower1; In the halloween tradition, I say we have a séance.
Follower2; Why would we want to do that?
Jenny; All in the Halloween spirit, right girls?
Follower 3; I hope Kurt Cobain comes back and slaps the grunge tude off your face and gives it to someone who needs it.
-Jenny looks shocked-
Follower 2; OMG! I cant believe you just said that.
Follower 3; You were thinking it.
Follower 2; But you said it.
-Followers giggle as Jenny tries and gives a traditional Nate Archibald confused face-
hahaha lol very nice.
Minion one: So...gossip girl spotted you with Chuck the other night. Anything brewing between the two of you?
J: Eww. That's impossible! I was just feeling down and he was giving me some friendly advice.
Minion 2: That's what Blair use to say. Chuck lent her a shoulder to cry on, gave a few comforting words of support, and got her into his limo. The rest, as they say, is history.
Minion 1#: Jenny, wanna go topless on Valentino's yacht?
minion 1 (whispering) : i think she's taken this homeless trend a little too far.
minion 2 (also whispering) : I know! last year we looked classy on these steps, this year we look like we live here! ...... i've had three people offer me money today, THREE!
Minion 3: J, this is an intervention
Jenny: What are you talking about?
Minion 1: We can't possibly follow someone who looks like they were run over by a drug dealers truck.
Girls: Jenny I love your sunglasses!
Jenny: What sunglasses? This is my makeup!
Jenny thinking: I am such an awesome queen. The minions think I'm supporting them when really I wear these George Michael look alike police man sunglasses to support Jonathan and Eric! Yay Me!
Jenny: Huh? Minions have names?
Minion #1: Jenny, you don't have to dress up as Lady Gaga, she is coming to guest star
Jenny: I thought what Lilly did was really romantic..
Minion 1: so how much did Lilly pay for you to dress up as a Homeless again?
Jenny: Yeah.. and that was the way i got over my addiction.. Thanks
Minion 1: Thank you Jenny for sharing your fight over addiction with us
Minion: Hey Jenny, what's your costume?
Jenny: Idiot. I'm ICEMAN from Top Gun in drag.
Minion: Your sister's new boyfriend is so hott!
Jenny: ...well, yeah, if you're into mortals. Personally I prefer creatures of the dark...my eyes are too dramatic in daylight.
haha omggg lisa urs is soooo funny!
Minion 1: I love your sunglasses, J!
Jenny: What sunglasses? This is my eye makeup!
Jenny: "Listen to me, I've watched every episode of America's Next Top Model ... - This is how you portray 'Tramp on the stairs of the Mets!'"
Minions: Did you know Chuck Bass kissed a guy?
J: This is Chuck Bass we are talking about. He kissed ME!
Queen J: can you believe someone mistakenly thought I was a hooker?
Minions: in that outfit? Ah, duh...
@saarele : girl, you should win!!
Fashionrat and QueenB4ever - I laughed so hard
minion we are gone to take a little tan...
Queen J: Tan??? no its halloween, i´ll be prepare to look like corpse of bride.