Minion: Wait, some guy really just broke your leg? Why?
Jenny: Yeah! He mistook me for the homeless guy that stole his money last week. How crazy, right? Right?!?!
thethreewords
October 31st, 2009 3:28 AM
J:The kingdom has improved so much in my reign.
Minon #1: Of course, our prom dresses are all gonna sewn by you, I'm a size 2 by the way.
Minion #2: Me too.
Minion #3: Me three.
Minion #4: Me four. Jenny, you're a negative right? That'll save you a lot of cloth from mood.
MustLoveChuck Rank: Extra
October 31st, 2009 3:02 AM
J: Girls you will never believe what happened to me today.
Minion 1: Umm. When you work up this morning you forgot to put in your contacts?
Minion 2: You got run over by a bus?
Minion 3: Clearly she got into a fight with a police officer.
J: What? No, They were out of low-fat yogurt.
Minion 1 : Then how do you explain your outfit?
xDontChaseMe
October 31st, 2009 2:52 AM
Follower1; In the halloween tradition, I say we have a séance.
Follower2; Why would we want to do that?
Jenny; All in the Halloween spirit, right girls?
Follower 3; I hope Kurt Cobain comes back and slaps the grunge tude off your face and gives it to someone who needs it.
-Jenny looks shocked-
Follower 2; OMG! I cant believe you just said that.
Follower 3; You were thinking it.
Follower 2; But you said it.
-Followers giggle as Jenny tries and gives a traditional Nate Archibald confused face-
Blair215
October 31st, 2009 1:16 AM
@chairy :)
hahaha lol very nice.
bassfulness
October 31st, 2009 1:04 AM
Minion one: So...gossip girl spotted you with Chuck the other night. Anything brewing between the two of you?
J: Eww. That's impossible! I was just feeling down and he was giving me some friendly advice.
Minion 2: That's what Blair use to say. Chuck lent her a shoulder to cry on, gave a few comforting words of support, and got her into his limo. The rest, as they say, is history.
C&Bfan
October 31st, 2009 12:19 AM
Minion 1#: Jenny, wanna go topless on Valentino's yacht?
Jenny: Meh...
chairy :)
October 30th, 2009 11:59 PM
minion 1 (whispering) : i think she's taken this homeless trend a little too far.
minion 2 (also whispering) : I know! last year we looked classy on these steps, this year we look like we live here! ...... i've had three people offer me money today, THREE!
KaylaHumphrey
October 30th, 2009 11:00 PM
Minion 3: J, this is an intervention
Jenny: What are you talking about?
Minion 1: We can't possibly follow someone who looks like they were run over by a drug dealers truck.
Jenny thinking: I am such an awesome queen. The minions think I'm supporting them when really I wear these George Michael look alike police man sunglasses to support Jonathan and Eric! Yay Me!
N to the S Rank: Guest Star
October 30th, 2009 9:05 PM
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
October 31st, 2009 4:22 AM
Minion: Wait, some guy really just broke your leg? Why?
Jenny: Yeah! He mistook me for the homeless guy that stole his money last week. How crazy, right? Right?!?!
October 31st, 2009 3:28 AM
J:The kingdom has improved so much in my reign.
Minon #1: Of course, our prom dresses are all gonna sewn by you, I'm a size 2 by the way.
Minion #2: Me too.
Minion #3: Me three.
Minion #4: Me four. Jenny, you're a negative right? That'll save you a lot of cloth from mood.
Rank: Extra
October 31st, 2009 3:02 AM
J: Girls you will never believe what happened to me today.
Minion 1: Umm. When you work up this morning you forgot to put in your contacts?
Minion 2: You got run over by a bus?
Minion 3: Clearly she got into a fight with a police officer.
J: What? No, They were out of low-fat yogurt.
Minion 1 : Then how do you explain your outfit?
October 31st, 2009 2:52 AM
Follower1; In the halloween tradition, I say we have a séance.
Follower2; Why would we want to do that?
Jenny; All in the Halloween spirit, right girls?
Follower 3; I hope Kurt Cobain comes back and slaps the grunge tude off your face and gives it to someone who needs it.
-Jenny looks shocked-
Follower 2; OMG! I cant believe you just said that.
Follower 3; You were thinking it.
Follower 2; But you said it.
-Followers giggle as Jenny tries and gives a traditional Nate Archibald confused face-
October 31st, 2009 1:16 AM
@chairy :)
hahaha lol very nice.
October 31st, 2009 1:04 AM
Minion one: So...gossip girl spotted you with Chuck the other night. Anything brewing between the two of you?
J: Eww. That's impossible! I was just feeling down and he was giving me some friendly advice.
Minion 2: That's what Blair use to say. Chuck lent her a shoulder to cry on, gave a few comforting words of support, and got her into his limo. The rest, as they say, is history.
October 31st, 2009 12:19 AM
Minion 1#: Jenny, wanna go topless on Valentino's yacht?
Jenny: Meh...
October 30th, 2009 11:59 PM
minion 1 (whispering) : i think she's taken this homeless trend a little too far.
minion 2 (also whispering) : I know! last year we looked classy on these steps, this year we look like we live here! ...... i've had three people offer me money today, THREE!
October 30th, 2009 11:00 PM
Minion 3: J, this is an intervention
Jenny: What are you talking about?
Minion 1: We can't possibly follow someone who looks like they were run over by a drug dealers truck.
October 30th, 2009 10:08 PM
Girls: Jenny I love your sunglasses!
Jenny: What sunglasses? This is my makeup!
Rank: Guest Star
October 30th, 2009 9:31 PM
Jenny thinking: I am such an awesome queen. The minions think I'm supporting them when really I wear these George Michael look alike police man sunglasses to support Jonathan and Eric! Yay Me!
Rank: Guest Star
October 30th, 2009 9:05 PM
Jenny: Huh? Minions have names?
Rank: Extra
October 30th, 2009 9:05 PM
Minion #1: Jenny, you don't have to dress up as Lady Gaga, she is coming to guest star
October 30th, 2009 8:29 PM
Jenny: I thought what Lilly did was really romantic..
Minion 1: so how much did Lilly pay for you to dress up as a Homeless again?
October 30th, 2009 8:26 PM
Jenny: Yeah.. and that was the way i got over my addiction.. Thanks
Minion 1: Thank you Jenny for sharing your fight over addiction with us
*claps*
Rank: Extra
October 30th, 2009 8:20 PM
Minion: Hey Jenny, what's your costume?
Jenny: Idiot. I'm ICEMAN from Top Gun in drag.
Rank: Extra
October 30th, 2009 8:16 PM
Minion: Your sister's new boyfriend is so hott!
Jenny: ...well, yeah, if you're into mortals. Personally I prefer creatures of the dark...my eyes are too dramatic in daylight.
October 30th, 2009 8:06 PM
haha omggg lisa urs is soooo funny!
October 30th, 2009 7:34 PM
Minion 1: I love your sunglasses, J!
Jenny: What sunglasses? This is my eye makeup!
October 30th, 2009 7:12 PM
Jenny: "Listen to me, I've watched every episode of America's Next Top Model ... - This is how you portray 'Tramp on the stairs of the Mets!'"
Rank: Extra
October 30th, 2009 6:45 PM
Minions: Did you know Chuck Bass kissed a guy?
J: This is Chuck Bass we are talking about. He kissed ME!
October 30th, 2009 6:36 PM
Queen J: can you believe someone mistakenly thought I was a hooker?
Minions: in that outfit? Ah, duh...
October 30th, 2009 6:36 PM
@saarele : girl, you should win!!
October 30th, 2009 6:18 PM
Fashionrat and QueenB4ever - I laughed so hard
October 30th, 2009 5:37 PM
minion we are gone to take a little tan...
Queen J: Tan??? no its halloween, i´ll be prepare to look like corpse of bride.