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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 75

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Welcome to the 75th edition of the Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!

This week's winner is saarele. Congratulations on a job well done!

The winning entry now appears below this picture. This week's honorable mentions go out to Lisa, fashionrat and uknouloveme.

Thanks to everyone for playing as always!

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Motherchuckingbasstard

Minion: Queen J, this is an intervention.
Jenny: You're out of line!
Minion: We're here for you, I know Vanessa's outfits and hair have confused you, but that's no excuse to try and out fugly her and turn to drugs.
Jenny: I'm not on drugs!!
Minion: well that outfit says you are.

Motherchuckingbasstard

Jenny: Hi I'm Jenny, and I'm a recovering peasant.
Minions: Hi Jenny.

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Minion 1- Jenny just because you want to show people that you do not tan doesn't mean they are going to cast you in the Twilight movies...
Minion 2- Yeah, you actually have to have a soul and taste.

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Minion 2- I don't like sitting sideways. The camera adds ten pounds on you.
Minion 3- Than how many are on jenny?
Minion 1- 8.

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Minion 2- Jenny so you are going as Courtney Love for Halloween this year.
Jenny- No. Why do you think that?
Minion 3- Because your costume.
Jenny- This isn't a costum. Minion 1,2,3- Oh...........

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Jenny: Because the make up department has been spending so much money on my dark eyeshadow they just decided to give me dark sunglasses so its cheaper.

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Jenny: You girls may not know this, but I've had some practice in Yogurt-ing people's hair. The Eric van der Woodsen situation wasn't the first time I've 'doled' out revenge.
Minion 1: I see what you mean.
Minion 2: Yeah, if I woke up in the morning and saw myself wearing an outfit like that, I'd totally pour yogurt over my own head in shame too.

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Jenny: You girls may not know this, but I've had some practice in Yogurt-ing people's hair. Today wasn't the first time I've 'doled' out revenge.
Minion 1: I see what you mean.
Minion 2: Yeah, if I woke up in the morning and saw myself wearing an outfit like that, I'd totally pour yogurt over my own head in shame too.

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Minion 1: Oh my Goooood, Jenny?
Minion 2: Looks dead to me.
Minion 3: Girls, that's what we call fashion suicide.

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

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