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124 Comments

  1. love4leighton

    Jenny: Hey, look at those losers over there
    Minion 1#: were to busy looking at you jenny!
    Jenny: that's acceptable!

  2. Tommy

    (After smoking some pot...)
    Jenny: Wow, I think I just saw ghost.

    Minions: WOW! We did too.

    Jenny: I think I'm high.

    Minions: Wow, us too! Where'd u get this stuff?

    Jenny: My big bro Chuck left it in his room.

    Minions: Wow.

  3. jj

    Jenny: No, seriously, I have always thought of my brother as my brother.

  4. victoriaaa_xo
    Rank: Extra

    J: If only Asher could see me now.

  5. victoriaaa_xo
    Rank: Extra

    Jenny: I like the whole rocker chick thing with this look.
    Girls: Really? We think it looks more like a blind koala bear picked your outfit. Blair's guidance is needed.

  6. victoriaaa_xo
    Rank: Extra

    J: You know, it's weird that these stairs are totally desterted.

  7. QueenB4ever

    Jenny: So I was thinking for NEXT Halloween...
    Minion #1: You could go as yourself?
    Jenny: (scoffs) You are dismissed!
    Minion #2: (whispers to Minion #3) She's worse than Blair!
    Jenny: If you want to make it in this world, girls, sometimes you have to look homeless.
    Minion #3: (whispers to Minion #2) Yeah, way worse! She told me to wear no pants at all!

  8. Hannah

    uknouloveme that was soo funny. def in the running to win

  9. Isabella Sophia

    Jenny: yeah dude, it was like so epic....man
    Minions (whispering): She's so articulate!

  10. duck
    Rank: New User

    Jenny: So, how much should I charge?
    Minion #1: What?!
    Jenny: How much should I charge?
    Minion #2: for...what?
    Jenny: My new clothing line, of course!

  11. uknouloveme

    minion: heyy jenny. i love your costume! you look exactly like her!!
    Jenny: like who??
    minion: oh you know, mischa barton between cancellations

  12. katekazoo

    girl in red: J...so..do we have to wear white overlarge t-shirts over normal clothes now?
    Jenny:MUAHAHAHAHAHHAH *evil smile*

  13. BethBass

    Jenny: Don't make it obvious your looking, but when I sit like this can you see my panties?

    Mean Girl: No, your good.

    Jenny: Better get some shorter cloths then.

  14. Chairplay
    Rank: Regular Character

    Saarale........snap girl! You own this contest! Loved it!

  15. CHAIRitable
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Lil J, I love you, but those stockings have got to go. You're supposed to be Queen of Constance, not Queen of Trash.

  16. Heba

    jenny :boring wut to do this season ?

  17. leighton_lover
    Rank: New User

    Minion 1: (thinking to herself) Jenny is rich now, why doesn't she buy herself nice clothes?

  18. Bxoxo
    Rank: Extra

    Minion 1# Ok since headbands are out is leatherjackets, ankle boots and aviator sunglasses in???

    J: Yes its a beginning of a new era, with me as Queen

    Minion 2# Skanky era. Skanky queen.

  19. Bxoxo

    Minions: Ummmmm jenny, what are you wearing?

    J: What? Ok so you try growing up with your dad as an almost famous 80's rockstar and you dont live with your mom, a girls gotta get her fashionn inspiration from somewhere please!

  20. blast

    J:tell me how cool i am!! now!!
    minions: you should start tweetering

  21. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Jenny: Well you know blair's tradition was headbands.. our's is now tights!!
    Minion 1: Of course it is queen J
    Jenny: Could you do me a favour and move down a few steps please
    Minion 2: Of course J!!
    Jenny: Only my friends call me that!!
    All minions: Yes queen!!

  22. Carpediem145
    Rank: Guest Star

    J: so the theacher told me "hey wheres your uniform"
    Minions: ok, we'll get to him

  23. Blair215

    Mean Girl 1: [whispering] Fishnets are not tights.

    Jenny: WHAT did you just say?

    Mean Girl 1: um...Queen Jenny is always right?

    Jenny: I know. You can go now.

  24. Blair215

    Jenny: You all know Georgina Sparks right? The next time someone delivers yogurt to me with almonds that still have skins, that girl's new job will be delivering yogurt to Georgie. and you do NOT want to make a mistake with her yogurt order...

  25. xoenii

    Jenny: Listen minions, i will be offering fashion tips you you all daily.
    Jenny: today's look: Horatio Cain [ WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]



    * Disclaimer: you will only understand my caption if you're familiar with CSI: Miami :)


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