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Jenny: Hey, look at those losers over there
Minion 1#: were to busy looking at you jenny!
Jenny: that's acceptable!
(After smoking some pot...)
Jenny: Wow, I think I just saw ghost.
Minions: WOW! We did too.
Jenny: I think I'm high.
Minions: Wow, us too! Where'd u get this stuff?
Jenny: My big bro Chuck left it in his room.
Jenny: No, seriously, I have always thought of my brother as my brother.
J: If only Asher could see me now.
Jenny: I like the whole rocker chick thing with this look.
Girls: Really? We think it looks more like a blind koala bear picked your outfit. Blair's guidance is needed.
J: You know, it's weird that these stairs are totally desterted.
Jenny: So I was thinking for NEXT Halloween...
Minion #1: You could go as yourself?
Jenny: (scoffs) You are dismissed!
Minion #2: (whispers to Minion #3) She's worse than Blair!
Jenny: If you want to make it in this world, girls, sometimes you have to look homeless.
Minion #3: (whispers to Minion #2) Yeah, way worse! She told me to wear no pants at all!
uknouloveme that was soo funny. def in the running to win
Jenny: yeah dude, it was like so epic....man
Minions (whispering): She's so articulate!
Jenny: So, how much should I charge?
Minion #1: What?!
Jenny: How much should I charge?
Minion #2: for...what?
Jenny: My new clothing line, of course!
minion: heyy jenny. i love your costume! you look exactly like her!!
Jenny: like who??
minion: oh you know, mischa barton between cancellations
girl in red: J...so..do we have to wear white overlarge t-shirts over normal clothes now?
Jenny:MUAHAHAHAHAHHAH *evil smile*
Jenny: Don't make it obvious your looking, but when I sit like this can you see my panties?
Mean Girl: No, your good.
Jenny: Better get some shorter cloths then.
Saarale........snap girl! You own this contest! Loved it!
Lil J, I love you, but those stockings have got to go. You're supposed to be Queen of Constance, not Queen of Trash.
jenny :boring wut to do this season ?
Minion 1: (thinking to herself) Jenny is rich now, why doesn't she buy herself nice clothes?
Minion 1# Ok since headbands are out is leatherjackets, ankle boots and aviator sunglasses in???
J: Yes its a beginning of a new era, with me as Queen
Minion 2# Skanky era. Skanky queen.
Minions: Ummmmm jenny, what are you wearing?
J: What? Ok so you try growing up with your dad as an almost famous 80's rockstar and you dont live with your mom, a girls gotta get her fashionn inspiration from somewhere please!
J:tell me how cool i am!! now!!
minions: you should start tweetering
Jenny: Well you know blair's tradition was headbands.. our's is now tights!!
Minion 1: Of course it is queen J
Jenny: Could you do me a favour and move down a few steps please
Minion 2: Of course J!!
Jenny: Only my friends call me that!!
All minions: Yes queen!!
J: so the theacher told me "hey wheres your uniform"
Minions: ok, we'll get to him
Mean Girl 1: [whispering] Fishnets are not tights.
Jenny: WHAT did you just say?
Mean Girl 1: um...Queen Jenny is always right?
Jenny: I know. You can go now.
Jenny: You all know Georgina Sparks right? The next time someone delivers yogurt to me with almonds that still have skins, that girl's new job will be delivering yogurt to Georgie. and you do NOT want to make a mistake with her yogurt order...
Jenny: Listen minions, i will be offering fashion tips you you all daily.
Jenny: today's look: Horatio Cain [ WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
* Disclaimer: you will only understand my caption if you're familiar with CSI: Miami :)