Gossip Girl Caption Contest 75

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Welcome to the 75th edition of the Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!

This week's winner is saarele. Congratulations on a job well done!

The winning entry now appears below this picture. This week's honorable mentions go out to Lisa, fashionrat and uknouloveme.

Thanks to everyone for playing as always!

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J: So who wants to hear how I got the great Chuck Bass to tell me he's sorry?

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Jenny: After having Audrey Hepburn setting the inspiration for fashion here at Constance, and a brief period based on Courtney Love I am proud to announce this year's role model... Miley Cyrus.
Ladies don't let me down.


Gossip Girl: Fishnets? Will the Jenny-Blair feud be rekindled once and for all...IN THE SEA?


Minion: What's with the sunglasses?
Jenny: Don't you watch Glee? Sunglasses are cool!


Jenny: So my minions, my first edict as queen, will be that every girl in the school must wear baggy t-shirts, sloppy ties, and fishnet tights to school. The people must look like their queen.
Minion#1: You forgot the ugly bleached out hair.


J: i don't get it it! Minion: What? J: since i am queen the steps of the met, are so quiet.
we're all alone!!!


Minion: So J all dressed up for Halloween? J: yes i am a vampire! Minion: allright and those glasses are for.... J: vampires can't stand daylight everbody knows duh!


minion: J do you really think that this is fashion?
i mean my parents are starting to worry about me looking like this. they liked the blair look more! J: well you can tell your parents,to shut up it's not like Blair is looking better lately!


Minion 1: Jenny, people are talking a lot about your dressing. Lose the police sunglasses, Michael Jackson lost his long ago. And that lipstick, no wonder there's no king to our empire.
J: Enough about my dressing. Anyone watching This Is It?


Minions: Hey, Jenny. What did you do last summer again?
J: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Minions: Did you shoot any?
J: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Minions: What kind of gun did you use?
J: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? /Napoleon Dynamite/ Not sure if this really is an entry but I just somehow find crossing over Napoleon and Jenny hilarious!


hah, thanks guys! I think that we all know that for J to be a good queen she's gonna have to be more like Blair, cuz she's just to pathetic on her own right now :D
lol @ Katie B and the mortal - awesome!

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And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.