Gossip Girl

Gulp. That's about all we can muster after reading that Gossip Girl's November 9 episode will feature some of the major characters from the show engaging in a threesome.

Yep, a real one. Same time. Same bed. Together. No exaggeration. The only question is who's involved? According to inside sources, it's one of the following combinations:

• Chuck-Blair-Nate
• Serena-Carter-Georgina
• Serena-Dan-Blair
• Chuck-Blair-Dorota
• Nate-Bree-Carter
• Vanessa-Dan-Olivia
• Chuck-Blair-Josh (gay NYU alum)
• Georgina-Dan-Olivia (Hilary Duff)
• Rufus-Lily-Keith (Serena's father)

You'd have to think anything this kinky has to involve the master of that realm, the great Chuck Bass, who we already know has a same-sex kiss coming up this season.

But is that too obvious? Could Nate Archibald be in the mix?

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