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  1. chacecrawford♥

    ChairBear Says:
    December 11th, 2009 8:24 AM
    Nate: ...why the hell are you using Jenny's vibrator?



    ROFLMFAOOOOO! (:

  2. ry123red

    Nate: Not again. God, how many flashbacks of the threesome are going to be on the show?!?

  3. LA LA LAnd

    I wonder if that's "The Face" Vanessa was talking about seeing Dan make...If it was...Yikes!

    ORRR....

    I wonder if that's "The Face" Vanessa was talking about seeing Dan make...

  4. Little N

    Nate: No way! That handsome guy sitting over there is me?!
    Dan: That's called a mirror, you know.
    Nate: Man, I look hot!
    Dan*thinking* At least he knows how to use the toilet.

  5. emma

    nate; oh he's having a flashback again. this won't be good.

  6. KimmyBree

    With yet another twist of the proverbial knife, Dan wins the Sneeze-Off '09....

  7. lexonator

    Nate: Please tell me thats not the face Olvia saw you make to Vanessa.

  8. Taylor
    Rank: Guest Star

    Dan: And then she just said 'I love you' back but expressionless and unmeaningful and....
    Nate (to himself as Dan continues) : Oh my God! I'm with Dan Humphrey. Now I'm gonna be socially exterminated. But then again, if he won Serena with that charm...
    Dan: So, thanks, man. I love you.
    Nate (expressionless and unmeaningful): I love you, too.
    Dan: Damn it!

  9. GossipGay

    Dan: Olivia, it's because I like someone else.
    Nate: OH NO! I forgot to put on my lipstick!

  10. UESgirl_forever

    Dan: OMG oh man, this is is Olivia's orgasm face.
    Nate: Hahahaha and dude, dude, this is Vanessa's.
    Dan + Nate: Hahahaha...Funny coz its true.

  11. TwinsFindMe

    Nate: Dude, don't freak out, but there's a massive spider on your shoulder!

  12. katie

    Nate: is that an orgasm man.
    Dan: ooh yes, ooh yes.

  13. ry123red

    nate: if that is "the face" vanessa was talking about, no wonder she ran away...

  14. han-han

    Nate: Damn! I gave Dan the decaf again! But I looked fabulous while I did it

  15. Jenny

    CORRECTION:

    Nate: Whoa - Dan. You never told me you were a really a woman.... and that you want me to be with you and Vanessa in the next threesome.

  16. Samantha

    Dan: [Makes face] And THIS is the Nate-fused face you've made since the day I met you.

    Nate: No, the face you're making looks like someone sneezing. No one can do Nate-fused like man-bangs himself. Humphrey, watch me. I'm going to give you a lesson on brooding 101.

  17. Mrs Hanna Westwick
    Rank: Extra

    Chace: OMFG is that Penn who plays Dan Humphrey in Gossip girl?!?!

  18. Leee
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate: Dan! did you just JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS?!?!

  19. sofia lindell

    "Chuck, my love", basstard and mee

    hahaha thanks guys :)

  20. Dec

    Nate: So how would you describe the threesome?

  21. saga
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: Dude. Stop turning me on.

  22. Dec

    Nate: What was the sex face Olivia saw?

  23. Dono

    Nate thinking to himself: "I am wayy better looking than this chump yet he get more screen time, storylines, not to mention Blake. and now I'm his wingman?! I need a new Job.

  24. Prom Queen (sorry Klaus-Kol is hotter)
    Rank: Regular Character

    N: I'll tell you something but you can't look back: there's a raccoon behind you!

  25. Heathcliff92

    Retards. We all know one.


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