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  1. mee

    sofia lindell, hilarious!!!!!!!! hahaha, just like the one in the bloopers when leighton wanted to sneeze and chace told her to look into the light!

  2. i.love.ed
    Rank: Guest Star

    Haha, the best version is GossipGirlRulesTheNation on page 3 :))

    kiss

    dianefreedom.blogspot.com

  3. Coleen

    *Nate gasping* What's with those eyes? I thought I made it clear, I'm the eyes person around here!? Unbelievable.

    Dan: Oh, relax, will yah? I was just about to sneeze.

  4. Amanda

    Dan: I just realized I got your sloppy seconds on Serena and Vanessa....
    Nate: And I hooked up with Jenny somewhere in there, man.
    Dan: Ahhhhh it's the Humphrey curse!

  5. SavannahBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    D-- See, if you squint, you can still see the bite marks. It's a clear giveaway Chuck and Vanessa had sex. Look at all the vampire movies. Twilight-- the guy is british! Ed-- British! It's just a trait of England and their vampire obsession that's moving here.

    N-- Oooohhh! Now I see what you're saying! I should probably look on girls from now on... or get checked for an STD from the girl who's slept with Chuck and his bite marks, whichever is easier.

  6. Queen E.

    D-man Venessa just walked in im going to pretend im sleeping
    N- no dont do that youll look like an idiot sleeping sitting up....oh hey V whats up?
    V- nothing.....ummm whats Dan doing?
    N- hes sleeping he had a rough night
    V-oh well see u later
    N- later
    D- did she leave
    N-yea but you looked like a douche
    D-i always do that and she alway falls for it
    N- WOW both of you are idiots

  7. plunk

    love it, likewhoa! :D lol

  8. nikki

    Nate Damn Dan what happen to your face
    Dan What you mean oh this little thing its a hickey
    Nate No its not cause I know what it looks like Chuck Bass friend
    Dan I will show you he looks damn Nate your right its not a hickey
    Nate Told you

  9. lizzz:)

    N: so Dan thinks his signature orgasm face is better than mine? Nothing beats the brooding nate!

  10. dancing
    Rank: New User

    Dan: ..And then, this was the face I made when Vanessa and Olivia did that. Oh! And then..

    Nate: Come on man, I've been hearing about your threesome for three episodes already. Just let me drink my coffee in peace.

  11. likewhoa

    Nate: Oh my... Dan, what are you doing?!

    Dan: Oh, just making an apology video for Willa

    Nate: W T F?!

  12. Geneva_LoveUBlair
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate thinking: did he notice how a bug just laid on his lip and flew inside his mouth. ugh. i never want to kiss those lips again.

  13. Siri:)

    Nate: Oh man, are you in the middle of sneezing?
    Dan: Does it bother you?
    Nate: Yes, it could be swine flu
    Dan: No, no. You're the pig, don't you worry.
    Nate: Says the guy who tells a girl he loves her and she doesn't get that he's IN LOVE with her!

  14. Kimbo

    Dan: I don't know man there's just something about Vanessa that really gets me you know? It's sort of how I felt for Serena.. You know there was this one time when me and Serena..
    Nate: Oh, and he's back to talking about Serena. (Thinking) Hm, looks like Chuck was right about "Too much, Sibling Love".

  15. ry123red

    CORRECTION***

    little did we know dating Blair did have an effect on Nate:

    Nate (thinking): Oh no hes gonna sneeze, and i havent gotten my shot! Okay if maybe if i move back nonchalantly it wont be obvious...

  16. basstard

    sofia lindell, yours is the best

  17. Rachel.the.wise

    Nathaniel (thinking): In case Serena wants to leave with Tripp, I should have Vanessa as backup-girlfriend. I cannot be the next lonelyboy!

    N: V is coming, prepare your cute face! Twist the mouth a little...more, okay! Now narrow your eyelids... Perfect!

    D: Thanks for helping me, man.

  18. Rachel.the.wise

    Nathaniel: Dan, Vanessa's there, do the new cute face she said she liked! Hurry!
    Daniel: I swear Nate, I'm trying!

  19. derena1045

    @blair215

    hahah thanks :)

  20. S.

    Nate: Is he levitating ?

  21. yuki321

    GossipGirlRulesTheNation, yours is awesome! :)

  22. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Gossip Girl,, No wonder S ran off with the congress man,poor N or should I say poor D looks like N has sent him to sleep again. Is N really that boring? Don't give us that shocked look N! Thank god he's pretty! xoxo

  23. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate: Dan pretending to be dead wont stop vanessa loving you!

    Dan: Its worth a try!

  24. Lively Leighton
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nate:Oh God he's asleep dan! I told you to get some coffee.

    Dan: Zzzzz

  25. gg (:

    Nate: *Dan's mole has a tiny hair in it. has it always been there? does he even realise? can moles even grow hair? thats bloody amazing! .*
    Dan: whats nate looking at? has he came to realisation that hes im love with me? cos thats just weird you know. though those man bangs are pretty spanking hot. man im feeling a sneeze


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