Callie: Hey, Just heard Addison's mum is a lesbian who got married and had kids.
Cris: Really?
Callie: I can so relate to that. Wish I had kids though!
Greys-lover
December 5th, 2009 2:29 AM
Cristina: You dated my teacher and now I want you to do it again.
Nina
December 4th, 2009 7:01 PM
Callie: Is that you on the photographs? Naked?
Christina: I have an excuse: tequilla.
Nina
December 4th, 2009 7:00 PM
Christina: You're not going anywhere untill you tell me why you stole my haircut!
marriedmymcdreamy
December 4th, 2009 6:21 PM
Sara: So seriously, are we the only two with no kids around here?
Sandra: Yeah, and just between you and me, don't drink the water in the conference room.
marriedmymcdreamy
December 4th, 2009 6:19 PM
Callie: You are REALLY good at that staredown. Did you take lessons from Bailey?
Cristina: I will not reveal my sources.
iadoregreys
December 4th, 2009 5:41 PM
Callie: So I've got this amazing case. This Cardio Attending from Seattle Presbyterian came in with a broken right arm.
Christina: Okay it's just a broken arm. How'd he break it?
Callie: Apparently he was on his way to perform a heart transplant surgery, but some lunatic came at him with a gun... and the two started going at it. He walked away with just a broken arm and a few scratches. Guess what his name was?
Christina: Okay Callie, I'm not into games, just tell me.
Callie: Dr. Weston Burch.
Christina: Hahaha, very funny...
swedish girl
December 4th, 2009 5:09 PM
Callie: You wanna scrub in on my incoming surgery?
Christina: What do you got?
Callie. It's a famous golfer, who cheated on his swedish wife and drove in to a fire hydrant. Accident though!
Christina: And what those the swedish wife have to do with it?
Callie: As the rumors said, she beat him up with one of his golf clubs, don't blame her though, I really hated Izzie when George and I was married, if a would've owned a golf club, I would've done the same
Christina: ok, well. page me when he's here! (christina walks away)
David O
December 4th, 2009 5:06 PM
**CORRECTION**
Cristina: I'm moving out.
Callie: What??? Why??
Cristina: Teddy moved in with Owen.
Callie: Aha.
David O
December 4th, 2009 5:06 PM
Hahahahahahahhaha Bo!!!! Here's mine:
Cristina: I'm moving out.
Callie: What??? Why??
Cristina: Owen moved in with Teddy.
Callie: Aha.
Bo
December 4th, 2009 4:51 PM
Callie: I have this high profile, top secret, celebrity surgery coming up. Do you want to scrub in?
Cristina: What is it?
Callie: Some athlete got beaten up by his wife with a golf club because he's cheating. She made it look like an accident though. Car accident.
Cristina: I'm in.
Bo
December 4th, 2009 4:50 PM
thanks caimstery, kahlan
but it's plagued with typos. I'm gonna start over
kahlan
December 4th, 2009 4:47 PM
THATS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER BO!!!!!!!!!111
caimstery
December 4th, 2009 4:46 PM
Yay I finaly won! Hey, great second one Bo!
Bo
December 4th, 2009 4:44 PM
Callie: I have this high profile, top secret, celebrity surgery coming up. Do you want to scrub in?
Cristina: What is it?
Callie: Some athlete got beaten up by her wife with a golf club because he's cheating. She made it like an accident though. Car accident.
Cristina: I'm in.
Bo
December 4th, 2009 4:26 PM
Callie: No, I'm not going to call Erica just so you have a cardio-god of your own. End of conversation.
December 5th, 2009 4:52 AM
Callie: Hey, Just heard Addison's mum is a lesbian who got married and had kids.
Cris: Really?
Callie: I can so relate to that. Wish I had kids though!
December 5th, 2009 2:29 AM
Cristina: You dated my teacher and now I want you to do it again.
December 4th, 2009 7:01 PM
Callie: Is that you on the photographs? Naked?
Christina: I have an excuse: tequilla.
December 4th, 2009 7:00 PM
Christina: You're not going anywhere untill you tell me why you stole my haircut!
December 4th, 2009 6:21 PM
Sara: So seriously, are we the only two with no kids around here?
Sandra: Yeah, and just between you and me, don't drink the water in the conference room.
December 4th, 2009 6:19 PM
Callie: You are REALLY good at that staredown. Did you take lessons from Bailey?
Cristina: I will not reveal my sources.
December 4th, 2009 5:41 PM
Callie: So I've got this amazing case. This Cardio Attending from Seattle Presbyterian came in with a broken right arm.
Christina: Okay it's just a broken arm. How'd he break it?
Callie: Apparently he was on his way to perform a heart transplant surgery, but some lunatic came at him with a gun... and the two started going at it. He walked away with just a broken arm and a few scratches. Guess what his name was?
Christina: Okay Callie, I'm not into games, just tell me.
Callie: Dr. Weston Burch.
Christina: Hahaha, very funny...
December 4th, 2009 5:09 PM
Callie: You wanna scrub in on my incoming surgery?
Christina: What do you got?
Callie. It's a famous golfer, who cheated on his swedish wife and drove in to a fire hydrant. Accident though!
Christina: And what those the swedish wife have to do with it?
Callie: As the rumors said, she beat him up with one of his golf clubs, don't blame her though, I really hated Izzie when George and I was married, if a would've owned a golf club, I would've done the same
Christina: ok, well. page me when he's here! (christina walks away)
December 4th, 2009 5:06 PM
**CORRECTION**
Cristina: I'm moving out.
Callie: What??? Why??
Cristina: Teddy moved in with Owen.
Callie: Aha.
December 4th, 2009 5:06 PM
Hahahahahahahhaha Bo!!!! Here's mine:
Cristina: I'm moving out.
Callie: What??? Why??
Cristina: Owen moved in with Teddy.
Callie: Aha.
December 4th, 2009 4:51 PM
Callie: I have this high profile, top secret, celebrity surgery coming up. Do you want to scrub in?
Cristina: What is it?
Callie: Some athlete got beaten up by his wife with a golf club because he's cheating. She made it look like an accident though. Car accident.
Cristina: I'm in.
December 4th, 2009 4:50 PM
thanks caimstery, kahlan
but it's plagued with typos. I'm gonna start over
December 4th, 2009 4:47 PM
THATS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER BO!!!!!!!!!111
December 4th, 2009 4:46 PM
Yay I finaly won! Hey, great second one Bo!
December 4th, 2009 4:44 PM
Callie: I have this high profile, top secret, celebrity surgery coming up. Do you want to scrub in?
Cristina: What is it?
Callie: Some athlete got beaten up by her wife with a golf club because he's cheating. She made it like an accident though. Car accident.
Cristina: I'm in.
December 4th, 2009 4:26 PM
Callie: No, I'm not going to call Erica just so you have a cardio-god of your own. End of conversation.