Rufus: I promise you, it is as long as my arm
Serena: Does it taste good?
Rufus: Your mum thought so...
Serena: But what's the point in making such huge baguettes?
manebella Rank: Guest Star
January 11th, 2010 1:55 AM
Rufus: Serena doesn't it bother you that they take pictures of you all yhe time.. i mean you have no privacy..
Serena: meh... it comes with the...
Rufus: Job
Serena: i was going for boobs.. but that will work..
NAT
January 11th, 2010 12:12 AM
Rufus: Oh NO YOU DIDN'T!
Serena: NO I did not pose for the paparazzi?
Rufus: NAH-ah! YOU SLEPT WITH CARTER BAZIN!!!!
ChairFan4Evr
January 10th, 2010 10:52 PM
Serena (To Rufus): Rufus! Make the paparazzi go away!
Rufus: Serena don't worry! They're just documenting your cleavage-less dress! This is huge!
Samantha
January 10th, 2010 10:01 PM
Reporter: Serena! Is it true that you went riding off into the woods with Carter Baizen and had sex?
Rufus: WHAT?!?
Serena: Um...Oooh, shiny things!
Analeigh
January 10th, 2010 7:16 PM
R: Shame on you, Serena. You should know better than to wear something that covers your body!
charlotte
January 10th, 2010 7:15 PM
Rufus: Do i suit my nails blue?
Serena: What? you used my nail polish AGAIN?!
bassattack
January 10th, 2010 6:51 PM
haha Liz P thats awesome!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahhhahahahahahhahahhahahaha
bassattack
January 10th, 2010 6:46 PM
Rufus: So once the boy grabs the breast he gently squeezes... Serena: Wait so this is what foreplay is? I thought that was when they get you drunk first?
Rufus: Serena i wouldve thought a girl of your reputati- i mean... calibre, wouldve experienced this sort of thing?
Serena: Wait, i dont get it, start again
Serena: Will you let me pose now, pleaaaase?
Rufus: No! Not with that awful tan line showing!
ivyleague
January 10th, 2010 1:33 PM
Rufus: Stop. What's this here?
Serena: I called the paparazzi so they can take pictures of you Rufus, for old times sake. I'm sure your Lincoln Hawk fans would appreciate a little update.
Rufus: And so you called for CosmoGirls?
HaleyMathews90 Rank: New User
January 10th, 2010 12:54 PM
Rufus: I'm sorry S, they've been following me all day.. I guess it's because of my incredible sense of style.. or just because I'm beautiful..
Serena: What a shame.. I thought it was because I fucked Cristiano Ronaldo.. guess I was wrong.
Dark Princess
January 10th, 2010 12:49 PM
Rufus: Serena, I want real emotion from you in this scene...and more cleavage.
damn12
January 10th, 2010 12:18 PM
rufus:serena work it girl!! do your thing show your boop our sometig we are this close to have a show called keeping up with the VAN DER WOODSENS
IamGossipGirl Rank: Recurring Character
January 10th, 2010 12:15 PM
Paparazzi: Serena, Serena! Over here!
Rufus: Can you give us a sec! Okay Serena, come on you can do this!
Serena: I don't think i can...
Rufus: Yes, yes you can! just a little higher!
*Serena pulls dress up*
Rufus: YOU DID IT!!! Now doesn't that feel better?
Serena: How will they see my boobies?
S: Ruf-
R: wait im not done with you!
S: but Ruf-
R: you have to look at the camera and strike a pose
S: RUFUS! *whispers* your fly is open..
R: what?! oh..
misthe72
January 10th, 2010 9:37 AM
Serena: Wait, what's this?
Rufus: I hired a photographer to take pictures of you. Because the next time that you forget that you're Serena van der Woodsen, remember that I'm Rufus Humphrey--and I love you.
Serena: Aw, Rufus! I'm so oblivious that I think that's actually sweet instead of absurdly egotistical! And--OOH! LOOK! A camera!
shihi
January 10th, 2010 8:51 AM
Rufus! You won't be able to see my cleavage in the picture!
marchesalover
January 10th, 2010 5:28 AM
R: It's really easy! Okay, so first, you put your right hand in front of you, then..
S: Rufus, I really appreciate you trying to teach me the Macerena, but now is really a bad time. I'm sorry
zahraa
January 10th, 2010 4:43 AM
snap back step dad
TwinsFindMe
January 10th, 2010 1:53 AM
Rufus: I never should have let you, let me go.
Serena: Oh come on Rufus, are you still pissed you missed the photo op at 1Oak last night?
3kararie6
January 10th, 2010 1:09 AM
Serena: OMG Rufus block those cameras so they don't see my tan lines from my bikini
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
January 11th, 2010 6:00 AM
Rufus: Shouldn't we at least kiss or something?
January 11th, 2010 4:49 AM
Rufus: I promise you, it is as long as my arm
Serena: Does it taste good?
Rufus: Your mum thought so...
Serena: But what's the point in making such huge baguettes?
Rank: Guest Star
January 11th, 2010 1:55 AM
Rufus: Serena doesn't it bother you that they take pictures of you all yhe time.. i mean you have no privacy..
Serena: meh... it comes with the...
Rufus: Job
Serena: i was going for boobs.. but that will work..
January 11th, 2010 12:12 AM
Rufus: Oh NO YOU DIDN'T!
Serena: NO I did not pose for the paparazzi?
Rufus: NAH-ah! YOU SLEPT WITH CARTER BAZIN!!!!
January 10th, 2010 10:52 PM
Serena (To Rufus): Rufus! Make the paparazzi go away!
Rufus: Serena don't worry! They're just documenting your cleavage-less dress! This is huge!
January 10th, 2010 10:01 PM
Reporter: Serena! Is it true that you went riding off into the woods with Carter Baizen and had sex?
Rufus: WHAT?!?
Serena: Um...Oooh, shiny things!
January 10th, 2010 7:16 PM
R: Shame on you, Serena. You should know better than to wear something that covers your body!
January 10th, 2010 7:15 PM
Rufus: Do i suit my nails blue?
Serena: What? you used my nail polish AGAIN?!
January 10th, 2010 6:51 PM
haha Liz P thats awesome!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahhhahahahahahhahahhahahaha
January 10th, 2010 6:46 PM
Rufus: So once the boy grabs the breast he gently squeezes... Serena: Wait so this is what foreplay is? I thought that was when they get you drunk first?
Rufus: Serena i wouldve thought a girl of your reputati- i mean... calibre, wouldve experienced this sort of thing?
Serena: Wait, i dont get it, start again
January 10th, 2010 5:24 PM
Rufus: Serena, are you even listening to me?
Serena: (thinking) Shiny objects...Shiny objects...
January 10th, 2010 1:55 PM
Serena: Will you let me pose now, pleaaaase?
Rufus: No! Not with that awful tan line showing!
January 10th, 2010 1:33 PM
Rufus: Stop. What's this here?
Serena: I called the paparazzi so they can take pictures of you Rufus, for old times sake. I'm sure your Lincoln Hawk fans would appreciate a little update.
Rufus: And so you called for CosmoGirls?
Rank: New User
January 10th, 2010 12:54 PM
Rufus: I'm sorry S, they've been following me all day.. I guess it's because of my incredible sense of style.. or just because I'm beautiful..
Serena: What a shame.. I thought it was because I fucked Cristiano Ronaldo.. guess I was wrong.
January 10th, 2010 12:49 PM
Rufus: Serena, I want real emotion from you in this scene...and more cleavage.
January 10th, 2010 12:18 PM
rufus:serena work it girl!! do your thing show your boop our sometig we are this close to have a show called keeping up with the VAN DER WOODSENS
Rank: Recurring Character
January 10th, 2010 12:15 PM
Paparazzi: Serena, Serena! Over here!
Rufus: Can you give us a sec! Okay Serena, come on you can do this!
Serena: I don't think i can...
Rufus: Yes, yes you can! just a little higher!
*Serena pulls dress up*
Rufus: YOU DID IT!!! Now doesn't that feel better?
Serena: How will they see my boobies?
Twitter Y'all----------------------->> @sabrinaisonline
January 10th, 2010 11:10 AM
S: Ruf-
R: wait im not done with you!
S: but Ruf-
R: you have to look at the camera and strike a pose
S: RUFUS! *whispers* your fly is open..
R: what?! oh..
January 10th, 2010 9:37 AM
Serena: Wait, what's this?
Rufus: I hired a photographer to take pictures of you. Because the next time that you forget that you're Serena van der Woodsen, remember that I'm Rufus Humphrey--and I love you.
Serena: Aw, Rufus! I'm so oblivious that I think that's actually sweet instead of absurdly egotistical! And--OOH! LOOK! A camera!
January 10th, 2010 8:51 AM
Rufus! You won't be able to see my cleavage in the picture!
January 10th, 2010 5:28 AM
R: It's really easy! Okay, so first, you put your right hand in front of you, then..
S: Rufus, I really appreciate you trying to teach me the Macerena, but now is really a bad time. I'm sorry
January 10th, 2010 4:43 AM
snap back step dad
January 10th, 2010 1:53 AM
Rufus: I never should have let you, let me go.
Serena: Oh come on Rufus, are you still pissed you missed the photo op at 1Oak last night?
January 10th, 2010 1:09 AM
Serena: OMG Rufus block those cameras so they don't see my tan lines from my bikini
January 9th, 2010 9:40 PM
Serena: Rufus, stop blocking the cameras.