Gossip Girl New Year's Resolutions
Happy New Year to all from the Gossip Girl Insider staff. We hope your spirit is renewed as you begin 2010. We also hope you aren't too hung over today.
Did you make any resolutions this year? Ones you plan on keeping for a day or more? What do you think the Upper East Siders would resolve to do?
Here are some New Year's resolutions we came up with for the Gossip Girl gang. Submit your own in the comments and we'll add them to the list!
Rufus Humphrey: Get a job; Get a new haircut; Get my balls back; Lose some weight; Become the Sexy Brooklyn Dad I used to be
Lily van der Woodsen: Occasionally try being honest; Find a motherly bone in my body; Sleep with my actual husband.
Chuck Bass: Track down that woman, she may be my mother; Get my scarf back; Marry Blair. Open the perfect club.
Eric van der Woodsen: Reconcile with Jonathan; Follow through on plan to make Sawyer queen; Establish my own rule.
Blair Waldorf: Less NYU plotting, more role playing; Get drunk and do something stupid; Hang out more with the NJBC.
Serena van der Woodsen: Be less conservative with my outfits; Read a book.
Jenny Humphrey: Get on top of the school ... and Nate; Stop selling drugs.
Daniel Humphrey: Have more threesomes; Wear more flannel; Keep on giving high-fives to strangers.
Nathaniel Archibald: Emote; Act like I'm actually attending Columbia; Track down Trip and punch him again; Stay with Serena.
Vanessa Abrams: Stop sucking (and falling in love with people I just met).
Georgina Sparks: Return for revenge on B; Make Dan love me!
Dorota: If I have a boy, name him DANdy; Make Blair pay for the wedding.
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January 28th, 2010 1:23 PM
Lily: Get pregnant with Rufus' baby so he HAS to stay with you! Spend some quality time with Jenny, Serena and Eric
Rufus: Forgive Lily for whatever she did with Keith! Spend some quality time with Jenny to stop her from this drug problem. And take Eric to a ball game
Eric: Stop fighting with J and find some friends!
Jenny: Stop your drug addiction and scheming to break up Serena and Nate and get STOP being such a BITCH!
Serena: Spend quality time with Lily! Get together with Nate. Go to College
Dan: Get a girlfriend!
Scott: Go and stay with Lily and Rufus! Family time! Also get together with Vannessa!
Vanessa: EIther get together with Scott or Dan!
Blair: .......hmmmmm.......your fine with Chuck
Chuck: Propose to Blair.
Nate: Get together with Serena!!!!!!!!
January 9th, 2010 2:32 PM
I love the Jenny resolution i like her and nate
January 8th, 2010 5:29 PM
This is going to sound bad but I kind of want Blair to get run over by a cab or something (and NOT die) so we can get some mega Chuck pining scenes while shes in a coma or something. Or a shooting! Something really dramatic a la OC. Would be epic!
January 8th, 2010 5:25 PM
To GG in general - Get the fashion back!!! The outfits have gone so downhill.
and deffo want Blair to get drunk, dance on a table etc. Hello? she'S 19! The meltdown in series 2 was too PG13.
Rank: Regular Character
January 6th, 2010 3:30 AM
peonies and stockings, I admire your wit. I especially loved the Lily post it note.
Rank: Regular Character
January 6th, 2010 3:18 AM
I must admit, I'm addicted... Hahaha
Gossip Girl: Get your balls back. You're segments are bland.
Trippe: Get a leash for your yappy wife.
Don Grandfather Van der Bilt: Are you really going to let Maureen get to you? Organize a sex scandal, scheme, scheme! Scheme I say!
Rank: Regular Character
January 6th, 2010 2:59 AM
Oh and I forgot, Georgie, shame on me.
Georgina: Come back from Europe with Prince William, that should shut them up.
Rank: Regular Character
January 6th, 2010 2:49 AM
Serena: ... Fate's catching up with you, princess. How about this, you lay off the self righteousness, usually reserved for Vanessa, and get back to what's really important... You're hair?...Hmmm... Maybe some of W.M Thackeray's "Vanity Fair" would do you some good. And no darling, I'm not talking about the magazine but the book. BO-OK. Say it with me. BOOK
Nate: EMOTE, EMOTE, EMOTE. (I couldn't have agreed more, punching someone in the face ((Again.Anyone remember Cotillion?))and looking pathetic doesn't really count as emotion.)
Chuck: SMILE. With teeth. Get in a tickle fight with gal pal Care-Blair, if that's what it takes.
Blair: Stop whining. You're hot, you're boyfriend is smoking, you're rich, young, and smart. Look on the bright side for once.
Dan: Forget Vanessa, she's WAY in the friend zone. That ship has sailed, dude. But beware of crazy, nude actresses. You dated Olivia and she was cool but that redhead chick, uh no. Masturbation on the first "date" is a little
Rank: Regular Character
January 6th, 2010 2:48 AM
Rufus: Divorce Lily, use angst to write hit song and go on another tour with Linkin Hawk. Have smexy hook ups with well preserved groupies.
I mean let's face it, there's not a lot you're contributing to the series anymore. You're teenage drug dealing daughter lost you that "Best Dad" prize.
Lily: Stay single for about five minutes and maybe find an ambition, check under your nose, the last place you'd think to look.
Cece: Don't die and keep coming back to wreak havoc on the lives of your family and friends.
January 4th, 2010 10:01 PM
It's killing me, WHATS NJBC????
Non Judging Breakfast Club
A term taken from an episode in S1..Refering to Blair, Serena, Chuck and Nate.