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Rank: Regular Character
March 1st, 2010 3:58 PM
Owen: Take me for a ride, Derek..
March 1st, 2010 11:33 AM
Owen: "So your McDreamy-ness comes from how you put your left hand in your pocket and lean back a little? What else?"
Derek: "Forget it Owen, you don't have the hair."
March 1st, 2010 7:26 AM
Derek:Hey,Poseidon,where's your trident?
Rank: Guest Star
March 1st, 2010 2:13 AM
Owen: "Dude, hook me up."
Derek:" Owen, you said last time would be the last."
Owen: " I know but i cant find it anywhere else."
Derek: " Fine, but for next time... aisle 5 under the big haircare sign, shiny purple bottle with a kangaroo on it. You cant miss it!"
February 28th, 2010 10:07 PM
Derek: I got your page! What's up?
Owen: *stuttering* It happened again.
Derek: You didn't choke Yang again, did you?
Owen: No, not that.
Derek: Ok, so what happened?
Owen: I've started to envy your hair again. Its just so silky & perfect.
Derek: *gust of wind blows through hair* I do have perfect hair, huh?
Owen: *smiles*
February 28th, 2010 7:38 PM
Owen: Derek, if I tell you something do you promise not to tell?
Derek: Sure... Owen are you gay?
Owen: NO I was gonna say that I am going back to Iraq! God Derek!!
Derek: OK. Well have you told Cristina?
February 28th, 2010 7:34 PM
Derek: Owen, for the last time I will not fire Teddy just because she told you in front of your girlfriend she loved you.
Owen: But... you are the cheif for petes sake!
Derek: I don't care go cry to someone who cares!!!!
Rank: Regular Character
February 28th, 2010 7:02 PM
Owen : come on, please, let me borrow Meredith for just one night? I promise I won't choke her!
Derek: As chief, I'm now firing you.
Rank: Guest Star
February 28th, 2010 5:27 PM
Owen: Teddy or Christina... tough choice.
Derek: Why does Meredith side with the chief?
Owen: Teddy gets me, but Christina's helped me through so much...
Derek: He didn't do his job, besides, I've got greater hair!
Owen: Are you listening to me?
Derek: Whatever...
Both: God, we're turning into our girlfriends!
Rank: Guest Star
February 28th, 2010 3:07 PM
the best!!!
Prediction Says:
February 28th, 2010 2:04 AM
Owen: I am thinking of planning a quiet night in with Christina, maybe wine and a movie
Derek: Rent 'Made of Honor'...I like the guy who ends up with the girl in the end...
Owen: You'd have to pay me to see that again, I can't believe she picked that dickwad over the Scottish guy
greysanatomynut Says:
February 27th, 2010 2:04 PM
Owen: Greetings Infidel!
Derek: Infidel? Owen, are you feeling alright?
Owen: 'SILENCE! I keel you!'
Derek: What the hell are you doing?
Owen: I went to war
Derek: I'm the chief
Owen: I have Christina
Derek: I have Meredith and we're married
Owen: It's a post-it, doesn't count
Derek: Shut up. You're fired.
Owen: I'm Achmed, The Dead Terrorist.
Derek: No, you're Owenm.
Owen: No, I'm Achmed.
Derek: OWEN!
Owen: What?
Derek: Never mind.
Rank: Recurring Character
February 28th, 2010 1:43 PM
Owen: Is Meredith not giving you any?
Derek: What?
Owen: The hand in your "pocket."
Rank: Recurring Character
February 28th, 2010 1:37 PM
LOL @ Prediction's. Haha. Umm... let's see.
Owen: Little Grey? Naked? At your house?
Derek: And Mark. In the supply closet. Why is this my morning?
Rank: Regular Character
February 28th, 2010 12:13 PM
Owen: OK, Callie and Arizona said it's our turn to play cupid now. They hooked up Bailey & Gasman, what are we gonna do?
Derek: How about Mark and Teddy? I'll work on Mark, you work on Teddy.
Owen: Ummm...I'm not so sure that's a good idea...
Rank: Regular Character
February 28th, 2010 12:09 PM
Owen: So that's it, I'm not doing any more surgeries until you tell me what conditioner you use.
February 28th, 2010 10:20 AM
Owen: Hey what's up?
Derek: Got a minute in the on call room?
Owen: Err... Sure...
I just thought that Owen looks gay somehow here
February 28th, 2010 2:04 AM
Owen: I am thinking of planning a quiet night in with Christina, maybe wine and a movie
Derek: Rent 'Made of Honor'...I like the guy who ends up with the girl in the end...
Owen: You'd have to pay me to see that again, I can't believe she picked that dickwad over the Scottish guy
Rank: Guest Star
February 28th, 2010 12:17 AM
Thank you so much for the honorable mention last week... this week i got nothing haha.
Goodluck to everyone else :D
February 27th, 2010 7:42 PM
omg Joey's are fantastic!!!!!!! "Dude, I'd tap that..." EPIC!!!
February 27th, 2010 5:12 PM
Owen: So you like it when Grey grabs you like that?
Derek: Not as much as I like what my hand is doing in my pocket right now.
Rank: Recurring Character
February 27th, 2010 4:09 PM
LOL @ David o's and greysanatomynut! Haha. I love Jeff Dunham.
Owen: It's a McWar! I'm McHottie. (smiles)
Derek: I'm McDreamy. Dreamy beats being hot. (smiles)
February 27th, 2010 3:14 PM
Owen: You're hovering.
Derek: No, I'm not. I'm just breathing you in.
Owen: Army doc has a distinctive smell, huh?
February 27th, 2010 2:04 PM
Owen: Greetings Infidel!
Derek: Infidel? Owen, are you feeling alright?
Owen: 'SILENCE! I keel you!'
Derek: What the hell are you doing?
Owen: I'm Achmed, The Dead Terrorist.
Derek: No, you're Owenm.
Owen: No, I'm Achmed.
Derek: OWEN!
Owen: What?
Derek: Never mind.
February 27th, 2010 12:14 PM
Derek : ''I'm trying to love you. Why won't you let me?''
Rank: Guest Star
February 27th, 2010 12:10 PM
Owen: So wait let me see if i have this right you don't do anything to your hair. You just wake up and it's perfect.
Derek: Yep thats the Shepherd Method.
February 27th, 2010 11:17 AM
Owen: Come on man, you gotta tell me.
Derek: I can't, it's a secret.
Owen: Just tell me: how do you do it? It's so perfect...It's not fair. If I had hair half as good as yours...the things I could do...