Playboy Update: Kelly Bensimon Cover, Danielle Staub Plea

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Forget The Real Housewives.

Fans must prepare themselves for The Real NAKED Housewives!

Playboy has released the cover shot of its March issue, which features Kelly Bensimon. You won't be seeing this star's vagina in the magazine, but you will be seeing her covering her naked body with a ribbon apparently:

Meanwhile, fellow Housewife Danielle Staub would love to follow in Kelly's bare footsteps... if only an offer were actually on the table.

"If Playboy asked I’d say ABSOLUTELY," she said to Hollywoodlife.com "It’s something I’d really like to do, especially as a woman of 47... I’d keep it super classy and really sexy.”

We're not sure about either of those claims. Do you wanna see Staub naked?

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