Gossip Girl Caption Contest 93
Welcome, Gossip Girl fans, to the 93rd Gossip Girl Caption Contest!
Thank you all for sending in such funny responses every week. This week's Caption Contest winner is Retooser. Congratulations! The winning entry appears below the photo.
Honorable mentions go out to JZubaran, Anna and BethieBeth.
Scroll down the page for the full list of entries. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again this week in an all-new edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

Jenny: Happy Birthday! I got you something special!
Eric: Jenny, this is a 20% off coupon for crack.
Jenny: I know, right?
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Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.




Rank: Guest Star
March 10th, 2010 1:23 PM
Your english is perfectly fine Rosa! It is very funny too! ;)
March 10th, 2010 1:06 PM
J: Look, this really cute guy gave me his number!!
E: yeah... he is not that into you. So you should just give that phone number to me, that is better for both of us.
p.s Sorry if my english isn't that good, I am not from America or England.
Rank: Extra
March 10th, 2010 11:56 AM
eric- yeah i got it jenny your name is on the card, we all go one.
jenny- no silly look at the color, psychadelic.
eric- ......
Rank: New User
March 9th, 2010 10:21 PM
Jenny: Eric, look! My namecard has my title and everything on it!
Eric: Thats great Jenny, but it might not be great to have the words "drug dealer" under your name at a press covered event.
Jenny: why not? What if they want to buy something?
Eric: ...oh boy...
Rank: New User
March 9th, 2010 10:15 PM
Jenny: Eric, look! My namecard has a description of me and everything on it!
Eric: Thats great Jenny, but it might not great the to have the words "drug dealer" under your name at a press covered event.
Jenny: why not? What if they want to buy something?
Eric: ...oh boy...
Rank: Recurring Character
March 9th, 2010 6:48 PM
Jenny: Eric, i wrote my first cook book! That was my dream since i was fifteen!
Note: ...and now you have to put the milk in the plate. That's how you do Cereal, VOILA!
Rank: Guest Star
March 9th, 2010 12:25 PM
Jenny: Aaaw! Eric look at these photos of me and Damion when we were babies! Gosh...look at me im soo cute!?
Eric: Jenny...isn't that a racoon?!....
Jenny: NO! thats definately me?! isn't it?!
Eric: O ye!?? thatt..s you?! cuter than ever?...!
March 9th, 2010 7:09 AM
-green card- Do you want to have sex?
Rank: Extra
March 8th, 2010 7:39 PM
J: "I took this online personality quiz and look at what I got."
(Note reads: YOUR A WANABE BITCH WHO TRIES TO COMPETE WITH THE BIG DOGS BUT FAILS HORRIBLE. YOU THINK YOU HAVE FASHION STYLE BUT REALLY DON'T, AND YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELF. YOU THINK BEING THE "BAD GIRL" IS COOL AND DRESS LIKE A 90'S HOBO WITH RACCOON EYES. NOT TO MENTION THAT YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS CANNOT STAND YOU.)
E: "Impressive. They took the words right out of my mouth."
March 8th, 2010 5:33 PM
JENNY: Eric, look! This little card says that all the proceeds from this event will go towards...Ha-ee-tee...
ERIC: Um, I think you mean Haiti. Those are the people you don't fucking care about.
JENNY: No, silly! I'm not THAT heartless! I just don't fucking care about the influence I have on children. Geez...