Gossip Girl Caption Contest 110

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Welcome back to the 110th the Gossip Girl Caption Contest, Upper East Siders!

This week's GG Caption Contest winner is Hookedonbass. Congratulations!

The winning entry now appears below the photo. Honorable mentions go out to Casey, Ilana and MissRooobin. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!

Jack Bass is Back

Jack: Look, you can call me a sociopath, a terrible uncle, or a literal mother-f*cker, but do not call my goatee silly. Now excuse me, I have to go abuse some over-the-counter cold medication ... and meth.

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Jack: Lily, sweetheart, That purse doesn't go with that Rufus.

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Lily: Jack, what are you doing here?
Jack: Huh?
Rufus: Yeah, Jack, it's Full Moon tonight.
Jack: So what?
Lily: Isn't that you're usually time for scheming?

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Rufus : no, no that cant be true...
Lily : seriously Jack, stop trying, that will never happen
Jack : guys i am telling you, i heard it last week, Chuck told Blair her hair is shinier than Nate's and Serena's...
Lily : no wonder Serena started using Herbal Essences all of a sudden...

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Jack: I don't know if you know this, but I'm kind of a big deal. (Anchorman)

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Jack: No, no, no Tony stopped selling years ago. Try Marko behind the Palace instead, I guarantee he has the best weed.

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Lily: I heard about what you did to Blair.
Jack: I just like to prey on the young and beautiful.
Rufus: Well then. I don't know about beautiful but I've got this daughter...

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Jack :(thinking) Maybe if I don't move, they won't notice me.

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Jack: I'll give you the glass of wine if you give me Lily.
Rufus: It's a deal!

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Jack: ''I'm gay!''

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Rufus: Yeah, we can still see you're a BASS-hole under all that scruff.

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Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

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