Welcome back to the 110th the Gossip Girl Caption Contest, Upper East Siders!
This week's GG Caption Contest winner is Hookedonbass. Congratulations!
The winning entry now appears below the photo. Honorable mentions go out to Casey, Ilana and MissRooobin. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!
Jack: Look, you can call me a sociopath, a terrible uncle, or a literal mother-f*cker, but do not call my goatee silly. Now excuse me, I have to go abuse some over-the-counter cold medication ... and meth.