Gossip Girl Caption Contest 112

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Welcome, Upper East Siders, to the 112th the Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Lyn. Congratulations and well done!

Honorable mentions go to saarele, AL (Awesome Legend) and Andrea.

The winning entry appears below. Thanks everyone for playing this week!

Baby Mama Drama

Vanessa: CUTE, WHITE BABY, JUST $50!
Dan: Are you sure this is legal?

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Vanessa(praying): Please don't let Dan notice I lost his kid and replaced it with a doll!


Dan: I didn't know Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin were engaged.


Dan: Are you sure it's okay to leave the real baby upstairs alone whlie we take the doll for a walk? Vanessa:Of course Dan. we have to make sure that the carriage is up to par before we take the real baby out. You do have the baby monitor right? So we'll hear when the baby starts to choke on the pills I left in it's bassinet. Dan: What did you just say? Vanessa: I said we'd hear if the baby starts to choke or spill in the bassinet. Dan: Ohhhh, I just thought I heard you say... Vanessa: What? Thats what I said! Dan: Bass's kid, not bassinet. Just wishful thinking I guess.


Dan: Oh my gosh is that Jenny?
V:Yeah that is.
Dan:Damn she got knock up too!


Vanessa : Aww it hurts!
Dan : WHat?
Vanessa: My lack of need to actually be on this show.


V: God, even I think Danessa is boring!


Vanessa : I think my water just broke
Dan : Oh no not you too!
Dan: I should really just stick to Jenny's vibrator.


Vanessa:"Oh my God, is that Jenny with a vibrator?!"
Dan:"Yeah, she never leaves home without it... apparently it is her best friend since Nate dumped her sorry ass..."


Vanessa: All the crap I do to be on this show...

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