Gossip Girl

80 Comments

1. Lyn
   July 29th, 2010 8:38 PM
   

   Aaahhh, i won! *-* i'm so happy!
   kisses from brazil!

2. bexcky
   July 22nd, 2010 8:06 PM
   

   Vanessa(praying): Please don't let Dan notice I lost his kid and replaced it with a doll!

3. Alyssa
   July 22nd, 2010 1:12 PM
   

   Dan: I didn't know Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin were engaged.

4. Unkindnessofraven
   July 22nd, 2010 12:45 PM
   

   Dan: Are you sure it's okay to leave the real baby upstairs alone whlie we take the doll for a walk?
   
   Vanessa:Of course Dan. we have to make sure that the carriage is up to par before we take the real baby out. You do have the baby monitor right? So we'll hear when the baby starts to choke on the pills I left in it's bassinet.
   
   Dan: What did you just say?
   
   
   Vanessa: I said we'd hear if the baby starts to choke or spill in the bassinet.
   
   Dan: Ohhhh, I just thought I heard you say...
   
   Vanessa: What? Thats what I said!
   
   Dan: Bass's kid, not bassinet. Just wishful thinking I guess.

5. fernando
   July 22nd, 2010 11:05 AM
   

   Dan: Oh my gosh is that Jenny?
   V:Yeah that is.
   Dan:Damn she got knock up too!

6. Amaan
   July 22nd, 2010 6:31 AM
   

   Vanessa : Aww it hurts!
   Dan : WHat?
   Vanessa: My lack of need to actually be on this show.

7. SiriDavidsen
   Rank: Guest Star
   July 21st, 2010 5:14 PM
   

   V: God, even I think Danessa is boring!

8. Amaan
   July 21st, 2010 9:01 AM
   

   Vanessa : I think my water just broke
   Dan : Oh no not you too!
   Dan: I should really just stick to Jenny's vibrator.

9. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
   Rank: Regular Character
   July 21st, 2010 7:08 AM
   

   Vanessa:"Oh my God, is that Jenny with a vibrator?!"
   Dan:"Yeah, she never leaves home without it... apparently it is her best friend since Nate dumped her sorry ass..."

10. SiriDavidsen
    Rank: Guest Star
    July 21st, 2010 5:55 AM
    

    Vanessa: All the crap I do to be on this show...