Gossip Girl Caption Contest 113

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Welcome, Upper East Siders, to the 113th edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... Sarah. Congratulations on a job well done!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions: *HS*, Stella and Queen B.

Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again in next week's Caption Contest!

J and Posse

Jenny: What is up with these storylines lately? This script makes me wanna die.

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Jenny: the book says, when you read 2 pages of this book, you're gonna fail the test. I wonder what that means Girl1: Turn the other page, maybe the definition is there. *turns page*


Jenny: Do you think this are the answers for the next exam??
Girl in red: I think so.
Girl in black: Let me see?
Girl in gray: (in cellphone) Let me ask our classmate.


Jenny: Okay, obnoxious black eyeliner: check
blonde stringy extensions: check
trashy hookerish clothes: check
tampon string tucked away: check
Girl Number One: Um Jenny....
Jenny: Oh crap, not again!


Jenny: Okay, when I said a themed party, I didn't mean me as Karen from Mean Girls!


Guy in background: I'd tap that!


Jenny; So as it turns out, I have another long lost brother. Trent Dunn The Locator was a bust. But I have narrowed it down to a few of these canidates. Let's start with this one. Minon in Black: A raccoon who lives in Keystone National Park? Jenny: This has to be it, He has my eyes.


girl: Hey, Jen why did you break-up every couple except dan and vanessa? Jenny:Please, she's the only thing stopping me from being the most hated girl on this show!


Men in Background : Must maintain 30 feet distance from Raccoons dressed like whores.


Girl 1 (in red): So, Here Is The Burn Book That You Asked For.
Jenny (reading) : Serena Is A Lying B**** Blah Blah Blah Blah
Girl 2(in black): True True.
Jenny (reading) : Jenny Is A Big Fat S**t That ...... WHAT???!!!!!!
Girl 3 (texting) : Exactly!
Jenny : Excuse ME??
Girl 3 (texting) : Oh Not You, Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl : Little J Humphry Turned Out To Be The S***iest B**** In The Upper East Side!
Girl 1 (in red) : Oh You're So Dead!


Jenny: This book doesn't say anything about Edward Cullen.

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Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.