Gossip Girl Caption Contest 113

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Welcome, Upper East Siders, to the 113th edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... Sarah. Congratulations on a job well done!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions: *HS*, Stella and Queen B.

Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again in next week's Caption Contest!

J and Posse

Jenny: What is up with these storylines lately? This script makes me wanna die.

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Jenny: the book says, when you read 2 pages of this book, you're gonna fail the test. I wonder what that means Girl1: Turn the other page, maybe the definition is there. *turns page*


Jenny: Do you think this are the answers for the next exam??
Girl in red: I think so.
Girl in black: Let me see?
Girl in gray: (in cellphone) Let me ask our classmate.


Jenny: Okay, obnoxious black eyeliner: check
blonde stringy extensions: check
trashy hookerish clothes: check
tampon string tucked away: check
Girl Number One: Um Jenny....
Jenny: Oh crap, not again!


Jenny: Okay, when I said a themed party, I didn't mean me as Karen from Mean Girls!


Guy in background: I'd tap that!


Jenny; So as it turns out, I have another long lost brother. Trent Dunn The Locator was a bust. But I have narrowed it down to a few of these canidates. Let's start with this one. Minon in Black: A raccoon who lives in Keystone National Park? Jenny: This has to be it, He has my eyes.


girl: Hey, Jen why did you break-up every couple except dan and vanessa? Jenny:Please, she's the only thing stopping me from being the most hated girl on this show!


Men in Background : Must maintain 30 feet distance from Raccoons dressed like whores.


Girl 1 (in red): So, Here Is The Burn Book That You Asked For.
Jenny (reading) : Serena Is A Lying B**** Blah Blah Blah Blah
Girl 2(in black): True True.
Jenny (reading) : Jenny Is A Big Fat S**t That ...... WHAT???!!!!!!
Girl 3 (texting) : Exactly!
Jenny : Excuse ME??
Girl 3 (texting) : Oh Not You, Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl : Little J Humphry Turned Out To Be The S***iest B**** In The Upper East Side!
Girl 1 (in red) : Oh You're So Dead!


Jenny: This book doesn't say anything about Edward Cullen.

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[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.