Gossip Girl Caption Contest 113
Welcome, Upper East Siders, to the 113th edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest!
This week's Caption Contest winner is ... Sarah. Congratulations on a job well done!
The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions: *HS*, Stella and Queen B.
Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again in next week's Caption Contest!

Jenny: What is up with these storylines lately? This script makes me wanna die.
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July 29th, 2010 6:53 AM
Jenny: the book says, when you read 2 pages of this book, you're gonna fail the test. I wonder what that means
Girl1: Turn the other page, maybe the definition is there.
*turns page*
July 29th, 2010 2:17 AM
Jenny: Do you think this are the answers for the next exam??
Girl in red: I think so.
Girl in black: Let me see?
Girl in gray: (in cellphone) Let me ask our classmate.
July 28th, 2010 11:22 PM
Jenny: Okay, obnoxious black eyeliner: check
blonde stringy extensions: check
trashy hookerish clothes: check
tampon string tucked away: check
Girl Number One: Um Jenny....
Jenny: Oh crap, not again!
July 28th, 2010 7:25 PM
Jenny: Okay, when I said a themed party, I didn't mean me as Karen from Mean Girls!
Rank: Guest Star
July 28th, 2010 5:46 PM
Guy in background: I'd tap that!
Rank: Extra
July 28th, 2010 11:15 AM
Jenny; So as it turns out, I have another long lost brother. Trent Dunn The Locator was a bust. But I have narrowed it down to a few of these canidates. Let's start with this one.
Minon in Black: A raccoon who lives in Keystone National Park?
Jenny: This has to be it, He has my eyes.
July 28th, 2010 9:07 AM
girl: Hey, Jen why did you break-up every couple except dan and vanessa?
Jenny:Please, she's the only thing stopping me from being the most hated girl on this show!
July 28th, 2010 9:06 AM
Men in Background : Must maintain 30 feet distance from Raccoons dressed like whores.
July 27th, 2010 3:44 PM
Girl 1 (in red): So, Here Is The Burn Book That You Asked For.
Jenny (reading) : Serena Is A Lying B**** Blah Blah Blah Blah
Girl 2(in black): True True.
Jenny (reading) : Jenny Is A Big Fat S**t That ...... WHAT???!!!!!!
Girl 3 (texting) : Exactly!
Jenny : Excuse ME??
Girl 3 (texting) : Oh Not You, Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl : Little J Humphry Turned Out To Be The S***iest B**** In The Upper East Side!
Girl 1 (in red) : Oh You're So Dead!
July 27th, 2010 3:16 PM
Jenny: This book doesn't say anything about Edward Cullen.