Gossip Girl Caption Contest 114

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Welcome back, Upper East Siders, to the 114th Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

This week's edition of the Caption Contest has nothing to do with Little J, but our winner is LittleJ. Congratulations! The winning entry now appears beneath the photo.

Honorable mentions go out to *HS* and Melissa. Thank you, as always, to everybody who participated and best of luck again in next week's Caption Contest!

Georgina and Chuck Photo

Chuck: I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you.
Georgina: I'm pregnant.
Chuck: I still hate you.

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Chuck: Are you sure I cant convert you to the Christan Church?
Georgina: Chuck, I have a confession, I am pregnant.

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Gossip girl: So G pours out her confessions to the vicar and is suprised when he stays for it all, what she doesn't know is he charges by the hour.

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georgina: Do you think Dan will take me back? Chuck: You're skanky and you have fake and tacky blonde hair, if anything you'll remind him of his sister.

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Georgina: I'm pregnant with your baby...
Chuck: But we haven't slept together since sixth grade
Georgina: I know...

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Georgina: I'm sorry, I just didn't know who else to go to. So what do you think, can you fix it?
Chuck: Relax, I'm best friends with Nate Archibald. I know everything there is to know about hair. Just take off the wig Georgina.

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Chuck: Tell me your sins, child. Georgina: I am Legion, for we are many.

Melinna

Chuck: I’ve been waiting for you. The time has come.
Georgina: Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of...of...where are we going again?
Chuck: Brooklyn.
Georgina: Right.I shall fear no evil, for you are with me...

Melinna

Chuck: Come with me and I’ll lead you to the light!
Georgina: I don’t know about light, but I surely want some of that hash!

Melinna

Georgina: I just wish I knew why. Why?! What is wrong with me?
Chuck: I know exactly how you feel...I’ve been asking myself the same thing.
Georgina: Have you? Really?
Chuck: Of course! But no matter how hard we try, we just can’t fight our twisted ways and wicked nature.
Georgina: Oh no, I mean why have I not gotten to hook-up with Nate yet? It’s so unfair!

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Ed: I am only saying this line if you kick that lying bitch of this island!
Georgina:Chuck im standing right here...
Ed: no Michelle that wasn't a line i was talking about Vanessa!
Georgina: Haha i always though she wasn't good enough for you
Ed: that's what everyone says...

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[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

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