Classic TV Quotes: Sex and the City Season Four

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Whether you were a fan of the recent Sex and the City 2 movie or not, all SATC fans will always have classic episode to go back and watch.  We're proud to have put together the best collection of season four quotes.

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During the fourth season, Miranda gave birth to her baby boy, Carrie got engaged to Aidan only to break it off, Samantha said "I love you" to a man, and Charlotte tried to reconcile and have a baby with Trey only to finalize their separation.

Certainly a lot happened, and there's no better way to relive the best moments than with Sex and the City quotes.   So what are you waiting for?  Go vote on your favorites and check out some of ours from season 4:

Miranda: I showed him a boob in a coat check room.
Carrie: Just one?
Miranda: I sensed he couldn't commit. | permalink
Trey: Charlotte, I want you to move back in, and get rid of this old apartment. Stay all night, every night, and wake up next to me every morning, and be my wife.
Charlotte: You do?
Trey: Yeah. I've talked it over with my penis, and we both agree. | permalink
Maria: You call this a relationship?
Samantha: Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes! | permalink
Carrie: When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psychotic. | permalink
Samantha: I lost my orgasm.
Carrie: In the cab?
Charlotte: What do you mean, lost?
Samantha: I mean, I spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.
Carrie: It happens. Sometimes you just can't get there.
Samantha: I can always get there.
Charlotte: Evey time you have sex?
Carrie: She's exaggerating! Please say you're exaggerating.
Samantha: Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party I make it my business to come!
Carrie: See, I've been a no-show on more than one occasion.
Charlotte: Sex can still be great without an orgasm.
Samantha: That is such a crock of s**t.
Carrie: She has a point.
Samantha: What is wrong with me?
Carrie: Listen, you've got plenty of orgasms under your belt. You're gonna be fine! Now retrace your steps. Were you on top?
Samantha: How is that relevant?
Charlotte: You mean you can have them on the bottom?
Samantha: Top, bottom, upside down...
Carrie: OK, now you're just showing off! | permalink
Carrie: A squirrel is just a rat in a cuter outfit. | permalink
Carrie: I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it. | permalink
Miranda: Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for?
Carrie: Sweetie, do you want me to leave?
Miranda: No I can't have a baby. I could barely find the time to schedule this abortion. | permalink
Miranda: Why are you proposing?
Steve: I thought that's what you wanted!
Miranda: I don't want to marry you, Steve!
Steve: Well I don't want to marry you either!
Miranda: Then what are we doing?
Steve: There's gonna be a baby, and I...I just don't wanna just be a guy that sees you at the playground. I wanna help.
Miranda: That doesn't mean we have to get married! You're not in love with me, right?
Steve: No. Especially not right now I'm not. | permalink
Charlotte: I feel like we don't belong here!
Carrie: That's because we're wearing shirts!
Miranda: Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie: Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym! If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too!
Samantha: I've had sex at the gym!
Carrie: See, Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses! | permalink
Miranda: In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person. | permalink
Carrie: I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes! | permalink
Samantha: Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to. | permalink
Samantha: Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just had sex with an ex. | permalink
Carrie: Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cites. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you're very lucky, a plane ride away. | permalink

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