Sex and the City

Sex and the City Quotes

Season 5 Episode 8: "I Love a Charade"

(After Samantha got jealous of Richard's new girlfriends and threw a melon at them)
Miranda: I'm just glad Brady wasn't the biggest baby at the party.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: When it comes to relationships, maybe we're all in glass houses, and shouldn't throw stones. Because you can never really know. Some people are settling down, some are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than Butterflies...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlotte: I hate his name, Harry, because he is, everywhere but his head.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Berger sees Carrie with ketchup spilled on her)
Berger: So are you okay, or do I need to make a tourniquet out of a hot dog bun and a twig?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 7: "The Big Journey"

Miranda: It's times like this I wish women could go to male prostitutes.
Samantha: Women do.
Carrie: No, only in bad screenplays and first novels.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Harry:It drives me crazy when you say my name!
Charlotte:Well then I am definately gonna stop saying it!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 6: "Critical Condition"

Carrie: Damn! Why is that girl still bothering me?
Samantha: Honey, you have to let it go. If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Miranda: No, he's not sick. He's not hungry, he's not teething, he just wants to scream. I'm doing everything I can but I can't please him. If he was 35 this is when we would break up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 5: "Plus One Is the Loneliest Number"

Carrie: We were having one of those great first dates that you can only have when its not an actual date.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carrie: So what's your book called?
Berger: Half-off. That's all it's called now, half-off.
 • Rating: Unrated

Berger: I collect found playing cards. They're all over the city.
Carrie: I never noticed.
Berger: You will now, that's the thing..... I'm hoping to get a full deck. Insert the obvious joke here.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 4: "Cover Girl"

Charlotte : What kind of diet book are you looking for?
Miranda : I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.

Courtney [showing Carrie her book cover] : Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast paced city. And you, naked with nothing but your ideas.
Carrie : I get it. But, see, no matter how fast paced the city, I always manage to get my clothes on before I leave the apartment.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Carrie: Samantha, where are you going?
Samantha: I'm gonna splash some water on my face, and then I'm going home. And I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever, and blow whomever I want, as long as I can breathe and kneel.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 3: "Luck Be an Old Lady"

(Responding to a drunk guy who said Miranda had a fat ass)
Samantha: For your information, her ass is fat because she just had a baby! What's your excuse?
Carrie: Yeah, you having triplets?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(After Carrie says she'll never go on a blind date again)
Miranda: That's what I said yesterday about eating bread, and I just ordered pancakes.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Samantha: Who picked this breast-aurant?
Carrie: Cleavage is big here, it's part of the regional charm.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Charlotte walks into the room in a very revealing dress)
Miranda: Charlotte, are you in there?
Carrie: No, but I think Harlot is.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: How many guys do we ever hit it off with? Very few, and even if we do, those relationships don't last, and even if they did, men die first, so we're right back where we started.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Miranda: I can't go. I'm just...not ready to be separated from the baby.
Carrie: What???
Miranda: I'm kidding! Steve took him two hours ago. I'm free, I'm free!!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 2: "Unoriginal Sin"

Samantha: I'm back with Richard.
Charlotte: Richard whose death we've been plotting?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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