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Classic TV Quotes: Sex and the City Season Three

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During season three, Charlotte finally got her dream wedding, even if it wasn't to the perfect man, Carrie had an affair with Big, Miranda had Steve move in, only to break up with him, and Samantha met the male version of herself.

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Of course, there was plenty more during the third season, and how we have put together the most complete collection of Sex and the City quotes for you to relive your favorite episodes.

So what are you waiting for?  Go vote for your favorite quotes by Carrie and the girls.  Here are just some of our favorites from season three:

Miranda: Who woulda thought that an island that tiny, would be big enough to hold all our old boyfriends? | permalink
Samantha: I don't believe in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party. I just believe in parties. | permalink
Miranda: Do you have a rolling pin?
Carrie: On me?
Miranda: In your kitchen?
Carrie: Are you kidding me, I use my oven for storage. | permalink
Samantha: You know women dressing like men is very popular right now.
Carrie: And here I thought it was pokemon. | permalink
Charlotte: You'd dump a guy because of a bad kiss?
Samantha: Honey, you have too. I mean, if their tongue's just gonna lay there, what do you think their d**k's gonna do?
Carrie: Point taken. | permalink
Miranda: But you know, there is an upside to being with a guy with no surprises. I mean, Steve is completely predictable, but that's one of the things I love about him. He's just so comfortable and safe.
Carrie: Are you dating a man or a mini-van? | permalink
Samantha: Homemade quiche?
Charlotte: You made these?
Samantha: Oh, hell no! I had them delivered, along with dinner, the wine and a dvd of Affair to Remember, which were watching later, drunk.
Miranda: You can get dvd's delivered?
Samantha: I use this hot new delivery service. You call them, anything you want, they bring it within an hour.
Charlotte: Anything?
Samantha: Um, last night I ordered condoms.
Miranda: Please, tell me you didn't f**k the delivery guy?
Samantha: No, John, the hot guy from the gym. And let me just say, the condoms came a lot faster than he did.
Carrie: Now there's a nice slogan. | permalink
Miranda: I'm just saying as a lawyer, a partner no less, I got zero dates and as a stewardess, I got one for tomorrow night.
Carrie: I believe the correct term is flight attendant.
Miranda: Not if you wanna get laid.
Samantha; Honey, it doesn't matter what you say you do, it's how you say it. For example; I'm in PR, translation, I give great head. | permalink
Samantha: You said you knew how to drive a stick shift?
Carrie: Well, I did it a couple of times in a parking lot.
Miranda: Why didn't you get an automatic?
Carrie: I love this car, it goes with my outfit. | permalink
Charlotte: The only thing worse than being thiry-four and single is being thirty-four and divorced. | permalink

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Sex and the City Quotes

It's hard to find people who would love you no matter what. I was lucky enough to find three of them.

Carrie

I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it, and chair committees, and write thank you notes, and I can't feel bad about that.

Carrie