Gossip Girl Caption Contest 116

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Welcome back, Upper East Siders, to the 116th Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest is Dark Princess. Congratulations! Well done!

The winning entry now appears below. This week's honorable mentions go out to Queen B, Retooser and adelle. Thanks to all for playing and good luck again next time!

Leighton on the Phone

Blair: Eva gave Chuck gonorrhea? Vanessa has died in a freak hair extension throttling? And your hooker sister has discovered underwear? Humphrey, you are the ultimate insider!

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Blair: Yes Chuck, I know you liked this robe, but let's face it. It's no purple suit.


Blair:Yes hello Dan!
You what?
You Love!
Omg yes it's about time I get the nerd!


Blair (talking on the phone to Eva): Are you sure you can't swim?
Eva: Yes, I can't.
Blair: Perfect. Don't forget: 10 o'clock tonight. Don't forget to bring Chuck. Adieu.
Blair (puts the phone down and turns to Serena): Our rehearsal was successful. Everything is set. Now it is time to do some serious drowning.


Blair:Heyy..Can I Get a Smaller Size-This Robe Is Wayy to Bigg.


Oh Mon Dieu...Humphrey?what a terrible surprise...Oh,Serena isn't available right now,she's drowning in the fountain...she's gonna contact u from hell.Stay close to the phone!BTW,tell Jenny I said hello!


Leighton:Yes I quit Gossip Girl and now I'm on the 2011 verison of Eastwick.I'm Joanna Frankel.Now I must go get into the water talk to you later bye bye!


Blair: (on phone to chuck) I'll give you your robe when I get my arm back.


Blair:Haha Blake wants to be killed off the show...great now may I sent someone to kill Taylor?This show will be mines only!


@ Queeny i love yours! made me chuckle xD


Blair: So, Jenny Humphrey´s got gonorrhea? My day is even getting better now.....

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