Welcome back, Upper East Siders, to the Gossip Girl Caption Contest - the 118th!

This week's Caption Contest winner is SiriDavidsen. Congratulations and nice job! 

Honorable mentions go out to LovelyUESider, DamnYouChuckBass,DamnYouToHell and 1/2 GG. Thanks to everyone for playing, click here for a full gallery of season premiere photos, and best of luck again next time in TVF's Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

Seriously mum? Why should I break up with my boyfriend, who's in love with Serena and expecting a baby with Georgina? Give me one good reason, I bet you can't find one!

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