Gossip Girl Caption Contest 126
Welcome to the 126th Gossip Girl Caption Contest, Upper East Siders!
This week's Caption Contest winner is JKMArchibald. Congratulations!
Honorable mentions go out to I-watch-too-much-tv, fernando and Nick. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again in this week's edition!
Dan: Is this where you sign up for the Lovers of Serena van der Woodsen support group?
Woman at desk: Yes. I am sorry though, the class is already filled.
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Rank: Guest Star
October 29th, 2010 8:52 AM
Dan: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Receptionist - ????, i really don't know what to say
Dan: Groundbeef - badadabum!
Receptionist:..............
Rank: Guest Star
October 29th, 2010 8:28 AM
Dan talks to the hot receptionist!
Dan; Was your father a thief?
Hot receptionist: No... Why?
Dan:'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. ...
Hot receptionist: That's just lame
Dan: What can i say - I'm Dan Humphrey
Hot receptionist: You do make a point!
Rank: Guest Star
October 29th, 2010 8:27 AM
Dan: Look, Vanessa, don't be mad...
Vanessa: You LIED to me Dan. You did sleep with Serena!
Dan: Hey! It takes two to lie! One to lie and one to listen!
Rank: Guest Star
October 28th, 2010 5:50 PM
Dan: *whispers* I'm here to apply for the date appointments with Serena van der Woodsen.
Receptionist: Great I'm going to need you to fill out this card and we'll phone you if we've have a spot available.
Dan: Can I know when the next spot available is please?
Receptionist: Nov 7...
Dan: That's grea-
Receptionist:...2062
Rank: Guest Star
October 28th, 2010 5:47 PM
Dan: *whispers* I'm here for the date with Serena van der Woodsen
Receptionist: Great I'm going to need you to fill out this card and we'll phone you'll phone you if we've got a spot available.
Dan: Can I know when the next spot available is please?
Receptionist: Nov 7...
Dan; Great-
Receptionist:...2062
Rank: Leading Character
October 28th, 2010 3:15 AM
Thanks Lynn :)
And BassBillionaire, LMAO
Rank: Guest Star
October 27th, 2010 3:32 PM
Dan: Why can't I get in the clinic like nate did??
Receptionist: Because your not a colombian student!
Dan: Oh well, at least i gave it a shot.
Rank: Guest Star
October 27th, 2010 3:30 PM
Dan: sooo... where do i need to sign?
Receptionist: Uh oh...
Dan: What??
Receptionist: Serena touched that pen before, you could get Serenalized!
Dan: Oh no! wait a second.. i had this illness before, i don't think there will be another one. im used to it now.
Rank: Guest Star
October 27th, 2010 3:26 PM
Dan: Am i signing this paper or this one?
Receptionist:I don't know. Wait, i'll find the person in charge of the Health Clinic.
-Receptionist goes and comes back with Serena-
Serena: Dan! how nice to see you everyday at this school! why are you here?
Dan: Are you in charge of the HEALTH CLINIC?
Serena: Yeah, cool right? This morning some guy offered me to be in charge and i said yes. who knew i'd be a doctor!
Dan: no one! i will be going.. see you tomarrow at colombia!
-Dan goes-
Serena: I don't know how they allow him to come here. It's like against the rules!
Receptionist: I was supossed to be in charge of the health clinic..
October 26th, 2010 3:29 PM
Dan: Listen, it's a little embarassing but i think i have a problem...
Receptionist: Explanation not needed
(talking on the phone)We have an chest hair situation, call the wax doctor and book the OR, this might get ugly!
(to Dan) Don't worry, you're gonna be alright