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  1. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Gossip Girl : No wonder her favourite book is "The Beautiful And Damned", it's like her auto-biography.

  2. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair (to her Minions) : This isn't Congress, accomplish something!
    Colin (overhears the conversation and thinks to himself) : That's what I intend to do.

  3. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Dean Of Students : Serena, dating a professor is against all school rules! We'll talk about it and the consequences of it next monday.
    Serena : I'm not dating him, no, it's just prostitution!
    Dean Of Students : Oh My! That's illegal!
    Serena : It stoped being illegal when Sarah Palin joined the Congress...

  4. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Colin : No wonder the name of that episode was Double Identity.

  5. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena : I got it from my doctor.

  6. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Leather Jacket : US$600
    Trousers : US$190
    Handbag : US$200
    Silicone : US$25.000
    People Staring : Priceless
    Go with Mastercard.
    Colin : No, go with Master boobs.

  7. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Leather Jacket : US$600
    Trousers : US$190
    Handbag : US$200
    Silicone : US$25.000
    People Staring : Priceless
    Go Mastercard.

    Colin : Go Master-boobs.

  8. ihatetaylorbecauseshesucks
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: thanks for buying me this top, colin! it was sooo nice of you!
    Colin: oh no problem, serena. i like how you cut a giant upside down pentagon out of the middle of it. it adds a nice touch.
    Serena: haha! whats a pentagram? are you making up words again, silly?

  9. ihatetaylorbecauseshesucks
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: thanks for buying me this top, colin! it was sooo nice of you!
    Colin: oh no problem, serena. i like how you cut a giant upside down pentagon out of the middle of it. it adds a nice touch.
    Serena: yeah a lot of people dont know how creative i can be. im more than just a pretty face!

  10. kousi
    Rank: Leading Character

    Serena singing: My boobs are here for showing, that's just what I do. My boobs are here for showing, oh Colin they'll soon be all over you! *wink wink*

  11. _Emerald_
    Rank: Extra

    Serena:Prohibition and prostitution....I always mix them up......

  12. Cara

    Colin: Baby where'd you get your body from? Tell me where'd you get your body from?
    Serena (chuckles): That sounds familiar. Is it a tagline?

  13. rominette

    Upper East Siders, it has come to my attention of some naughty behavior, sex on pianos, sex with virgins, sex with french strangers and now... sex on heels.

  14. rominette

    Gossip Girl: Upper East Siders, it has come to my attention of some naughty behavior, sex on pianos, sex with virgins, sex with french strangers and now... sex on heels in black.

  15. chaela

    Gossip Girl: What are Serena and her new man dressed as for Halloween? S's mystery man is going as Chuck Bass, and S looks like she is trying the be "The Queen of Boobs".

  16. utopianmau

    Serena(Thinking): Just wait until tonight Colin and they are all yours!
    Colin (Thinking):Damn, I thought that sushi tasted funny. Hold it in, hold it in...

  17. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Gossip Girl: Whatever Juliet's scheme may be, we haven't seen anything yet. But we have seen a lot of Serena.

  18. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Gossip Girl: Whatever Juliet's scheme may be, we haven't seen anything yet. We were focusing on Serena's chest.

  19. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Colin (thinking) : Juliet, Ben and I will have to change the plan. Serena will never drown with those babies. Now, should I call prison or just call Ben's Blackberry, because apparently you can use those in jail now.

  20. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Colin (thinking) : Juliet, Ben and I will have to change the plan. Serena will never drown with those babies.

  21. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Juliet: We'll get revenge on Serena soon enough...
    Ben: Good... I want my boobs back soon so I can have my sex change.
    Juliet: Don't worry, Colin's taking care of them.

  22. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Juliet: We'll get revenge on Serena soon enough...
    Ben: Good... I want what my boobs back soon so I can have my sex change.
    Juliet: Don't worry, Colin's taking care of them.

  23. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Gossip Girl: That's like Jenny's dresses after Blair sabotaged them. Screams "Whore" all over it. But Tim Gunn seems not to have a problem with this one.

  24. chuckandblairfan101

    Colin: Uneven boobs? I get that too.
    Serena: Hahaha! You're hilarious.
    Colin: I'm not joking..

  25. Adi

    Serena; it is so lovely to be here. It feels like I'm in a dream and based on my outfit I guess it's every man's dream.


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