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Theyalier

Gossip Girl : No wonder her favourite book is "The Beautiful And Damned", it's like her auto-biography.

Theyalier

Blair (to her Minions) : This isn't Congress, accomplish something!
Colin (overhears the conversation and thinks to himself) : That's what I intend to do.

Theyalier

Dean Of Students : Serena, dating a professor is against all school rules! We'll talk about it and the consequences of it next monday.
Serena : I'm not dating him, no, it's just prostitution!
Dean Of Students : Oh My! That's illegal!
Serena : It stoped being illegal when Sarah Palin joined the Congress...

Theyalier

Colin : No wonder the name of that episode was Double Identity.

Theyalier

Serena : I got it from my doctor.

Theyalier

Leather Jacket : US$600
Trousers : US$190
Handbag : US$200
Silicone : US$25.000
People Staring : Priceless
Go with Mastercard.
Colin : No, go with Master boobs.

Theyalier

Leather Jacket : US$600
Trousers : US$190
Handbag : US$200
Silicone : US$25.000
People Staring : Priceless
Go Mastercard.

Colin : Go Master-boobs.

Ihatetaylorbecauseshesucks

Serena: thanks for buying me this top, colin! it was sooo nice of you!
Colin: oh no problem, serena. i like how you cut a giant upside down pentagon out of the middle of it. it adds a nice touch.
Serena: haha! whats a pentagram? are you making up words again, silly?

Ihatetaylorbecauseshesucks

Serena: thanks for buying me this top, colin! it was sooo nice of you!
Colin: oh no problem, serena. i like how you cut a giant upside down pentagon out of the middle of it. it adds a nice touch.
Serena: yeah a lot of people dont know how creative i can be. im more than just a pretty face!

Kousi

Serena singing: My boobs are here for showing, that's just what I do. My boobs are here for showing, oh Colin they'll soon be all over you! *wink wink*



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