Gossip Girl Caption Contest 127

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Welcome to the 127th Gossip Girl Caption Contest, Upper East Siders!

This week's Caption Contest winner is gailramage. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Sophie's Choice, morganaoglesby, maggieh10 and Genevieve. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again next week!

Getting a Good Look

Gossip Girl: Looks like the professor gets a DD for his efforts in averting his eyes.

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Juliet: We'll get revenge on Serena soon enough...
Ben: Good... I want my boobs back soon so I can have my sex change.
Juliet: Don't worry, Colin's taking care of them.

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Juliet: We'll get revenge on Serena soon enough...
Ben: Good... I want what my boobs back soon so I can have my sex change.
Juliet: Don't worry, Colin's taking care of them.

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Gossip Girl: That's like Jenny's dresses after Blair sabotaged them. Screams "Whore" all over it. But Tim Gunn seems not to have a problem with this one.

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Colin: Uneven boobs? I get that too.
Serena: Hahaha! You're hilarious.
Colin: I'm not joking..

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Serena; it is so lovely to be here. It feels like I'm in a dream and based on my outfit I guess it's every man's dream.

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"Actually, my outfit is a modern art statement about the economy. The neckline represents the state of the stock market. It's very meaningful. That's why Colin told me to wear it!"

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Gossip Girl: The cover of Colin's book says it all. "Winner".

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Ivanka Trump: Oh Serena, your clevage is lovely! Who did that work for you? I'm looking to get mine repaired!
Serena: How sweet Ivanka, but it's all natural.
Colin: Let alone 2 kilos or so...

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Ivanka Trump: Oh Serena, your clevage is lovely! Who did that work for you? I'm looking to get mine repaired!
Serena: How sweet Ivanka, but it's all natural.
Colin: Don't lie to a Trump, sweetie.
Ivanka Trump: You lied to me? I'm gonna tell daddy and you are so fired!

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Ivanka Trump: Cat womsn!
Serena (laughing): Oh, how sweet, no I'm not cat woman!
Colin: That's right, she's the boob woman!

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

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