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Colin (thinking) : Now I know how such a bad actress was cast for the show.
Serena: Oh, mom, how are you?
Lily: I'm fine, who's that man?
Serena: He's the 10th customer of the night.
Lily (Thinking) : Damn it, the bitch beat me.
Serena: Do my boobs look too big in this dress?
Colin (staring at Serena's boobs): They're amazing - I mean, no they look fine.
Serena: Ok, I give in. We can be a couple.
Colin: Not in that outfit.
Collin: (thinking)...Oh my god.
Blake:This should teach Katie Cassidy,I'm the real blonde around here.
Colin: I can't believe people actually think those are real.
Serena: (laughing) yeah, I know right??
What was my text? Sorry, but THOSE are distracting me!!!
Colin: May I introduce a new anti-sleep medication?
Serena's boobs: I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
DoriaMaar, loved your caption
Rufus: Serena! That outfit is so revealing!
Lily: Just be glad she's wearing something...
Colin (thinking) : Boy, am I gonna get lucky tonight...
Gossip Girl: I guess Little J isn't the only one we are welcoming back. We are also saying hello to more of Serena's chest revealing clothes. In that cat suit her chest looks like to melons were shoved and forced inside.
Collin: Wow, you've got some great boobs.
Serena: Ahaha, you are so funny Collin. Say that again and I might cut you!
Serena: Hey, i got to your class.
Collin: I Know, you are Serena Van der BOOBSEN.
colin (thinkning): i HAVE to ask her which doctor make this miracle....i want my boobs exactly like serenas!!!!
Serena: Oh, that joke is so funny, right Colin?
Colin: I wasn't looking, I swear!
Colin (thinking): Seriously, it's incredible she doesn't have a back problem.
Colin thinking: "No wonder she doesn't do well in class. All her brainpower is used on having her "Nate" and "Dan" defy gravity"
Colin: Sucha boobs.
Colin (thinking): She's worth every penny I'm paying.
Gossip Girl: I bet every nerve in his body is electrified.
chrisea34 you just cracked me up!
Fisher Price presents its brand new toy for active boys: Serena Man Der Woodsen. Lots of plastic parts included.
Gossip Girl: So easy in Paris, so easy anywhere.