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Serena: Why didn't they cut out part of my pants,too?
Serena: Don't you know, it's flashy not trashy
Serena: Why did someone cut out part of my pants,too?
Serena: Didn't you know, I'm the overexposed one.
Serena: Just so you know I'm just pretending to laugh, in my head I'm killing you!
Collin: Yeah, I thought so, you know I really am sorry for eating your hairspray.. and I'm paying for it, my stomach does really hurt
Collin: (thinking) don't stare on them...don't stare on them...don't stare on them...I did!...don't stare on them...I did again!...don't stare on them...
Serena: hallo - eyse up here, Colin what are you doing?
Colin: Im hoping my super intense eye-contact will make your boobs fall out!
Serena: Owh - okay
Serena: Am i showing tow much breast?
Collin: Well - yeah
Collin: so... Your parents must had put a lot of time and effort making you!
Serena : I guess, mom?
Colin: hihihi I can change the colour of her right boob with my magic eye-contact
Serena: Collin I thought you said this was a costume party....
Gossip Girl: Spotted; Serena, her boyfriend and her two plus-ones.
CW: We were going to call this episode 'Easy S' but it didn't rhyme.
Lily: Serena, I can't take you seriously in that shirt.
Lily: I am so glad to see what looks like a functional relationship for Serena. (looks at Colin) So, are you a professor, a druggie, or one of the guys that was on a vespa?
ugh, stupid spelling errors.
Spotted: a kinky new couple, male model Collin (in character as the college univerisity professor) and Serena van der Boobsen (representing herself). Reportedly, Collin did not let the van der Boobsen out of his sight for the whole nighs!
Person: One of my friends were at the bar yesterday..
Serena: Hahahahaa, It's so funny!
Person: ..Ok, then we saw this amazing person!
Serena: Hahaha, shut up! your joking! Colin, smile please.
Person: Anyway, then she said..
Serena: Oh my god, stop it!
Person: I can't take this anymore! Later and nice breasts.
Serena: At last, that was the sentence I've been waiting for, later!!
Guy: Serena! You've found the one, again! Im so proud of you!
Serena: Thank you! Im so honored. , Haha, like my breast? It's so attractive!
Colin: Haha, yes Serena, we all know that.
Serena: Is he looking at my chest? I hope so I cut the hole in this jacket so he would.
Hey, Serena, your jackets on backwards!
S: Not only does this top reveal my amazing cleavage, it also points the way to the only other thing that's interesting about me right now.
The psychology of business: men are very visual.
Serena: could i be showing much more clevage?
Colin: well, only if you got naked!
Colin: Oh maybe your mother's right. This jacket doesn't suit me at all.
Serena: maybe you should cut a hole in it like i did to mine!
Colin: Can I puncture them?
Breast in show! Breast in show!