Gossip Girl Caption Contest 127

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Welcome to the 127th Gossip Girl Caption Contest, Upper East Siders!

This week's Caption Contest winner is gailramage. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Sophie's Choice, morganaoglesby, maggieh10 and Genevieve. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again next week!

Getting a Good Look

Gossip Girl: Looks like the professor gets a DD for his efforts in averting his eyes.

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Serena (thinking): I don't know what the heck that person's talking about.
Colin (thinking): Im so thrilled, that girl is MINE! She is MINE!


Serena thinking: Am I the luckiest person or what? Im now the best typical blonde in the universe, I have my sparkly blonde hair, my stupid-looking laughing face and of course, my breasts. Every person Im with can't stop looking at them! I'm so proud of myself!


Colin: Are those real?


Gossip Girl: As you might have guessed, Upper East Siders, prohibition never stood a chance against exhibition. It's human nature to be free. And no matter how long you try to be good, you can't keep a bad girl down.


Colin: So, you used to sleeping with professors? Serena: Yeah, but mainly brooding tortured boys. Colin: Oh, I see. Serena: You see a lot of things...

Uche bass

serena: hahahaha mom you're so funny! (aside) colin please stop staring at my boobs, we are speaking to my mother! colin: mmhhmm oh yes we are.... oh... wait, what? lily: well, he's........ eh.. a keeper


Gossip Girl: Looks like S has got some new chest fruit; maybe a more appropriate term might be new watermelons.


Gossip Girl: Looks like S has a new look... and two new friends.


[b]Serena[/b] [i]posing[/i]: oh look, this reporter wanna take a picture of both of us, that's so sweat !!
[b]Colin[/b] [i]forced smile, thinking[/i] : damned, I could get which one was talking this time !!


Hello gentleman,
Look at your lady now back to me,
Now back at your lady, now back to me
Sadly, she isn't me
But if she started dressing provocatively, she could

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