Gossip Girl Caption Contest 132

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Welcome to the 132nd edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TVF!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... Sidewinder. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Dazed & Confused, TheYalier and em. Thanks to all for playing this week and best of luck again in the next Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

UES Confrontation

Jenny: I'm gonna be "Shake 'N Bake" mom!
Blair: Please get sterilized...

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Blair : Jenny, take off that hideous coat you can see it from space!


Blair : You put gladiolas in my cabbage roses? The Waldorf's is not a Best Western! The only person who could have done it worse is Vanessa!


Blair : You put gladiolas in my cabbage roses? The Waldorf's is not a Best Western! Who the heck are you? Gothic Barbie?


Jenny : Blair before we can talk, I'm really thirsty.
Blair : Oh, I'll let the lid up on the toilet.


Blair: If you wanna be a part of this world Jenny, you need to decide if this, is all worth it.
Jenny: Well, it's not if I have to wear a plaid, like you.


Go away gothic barbie.


Jenny - 'your dress is brown and ugly like your flowers!'
Blair - 'well atleast I know how to coordinate my clothes and not look like an ugly raccoon!'


Blair: Just because we can't be enemies doesn't mean we aren't.


Blair: "Ew Jenny please, plaid is SO last season"
Little J: "um Blair,... you're wearing plaid."
Blair: "GET OUT"


Blair: Here Jenny, why don't I help you with that coat?
Jenny: Umm, no Blair, its okay. I'm fine with it on, really
Blair: Nonsense, turn around so I can take it off
Jenny: Okay, if you insist *turns around*
Blair: *Takes Jenny's coat off*
Jenny: *Turns back around*
Blair: *Gasp* Oh my effin God
Jenny: Congratulations Blair, Chuck's gonna be a daddy!

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[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.