Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:21 PM
Jenny : Drop the plaid dress.
Blair : Drop dead.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:18 PM
Jenny (thinking) : If I keep quiet maybe she won't notice I'm here and she won't have Dorota kill me.
Blair (thinking) : Maybe if I keep quiet she won't flash her underage racoon boobs. Again.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:16 PM
Jenny : Okay, I know I made a mistake with Chuck but you sabotaged me with Tim Gunn. We don't have to be friends, but...
Blair (throws vase at Jenny) : Sorry. Sliped.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:16 PM
Jenny : Okay, I know I made a mistake with Chuck but you sabotaged me with Tim Gunn. We don't ahve to be friends, but...
Blair (throws vase at Jenny) : Sorry. Sliped.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:14 PM
Blair : This episode is named "Gaslit" so I guess I can throw gasoline on you and have Dorota light a match, right?
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:14 PM
Blair : This episode is named "Gaslit" so I guess I can throw gasoline on you and have Dorota light a match, right?
Jenny : Sorry, the writters wanted me to have a more brutal death than Death By Dorota.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:14 PM
Blair : This episode is named "Gaslit" so I guess I can throw gasoline on you and have Dorota light a match, right?
Jenny : Sorry, the writters wanted me to have a more brutal death than Death By Dorota.
Blair : Death by AIDS?
Jenny : Death by scarf.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:11 PM
Blair : Oh My God.
Jenny : Blair, I never meant for it happen... I was sad, it conforted me!
Blair : Drop my Zadig Et Voltaire coat right now before I stab you.
S.K'Y.
December 5th, 2010 5:01 PM
Jenny: What? Are the bats still in stuck in my hair?
Blair: Bats? No. There are spiders coming out of you coat...Great! Your nesting in my house...DOROTHA!!!!!
fernando
December 5th, 2010 4:22 PM
Jenny:So your telling me that Chuck's is bigger then Nate's but I think Nate's is bigger.
Blair:forget Chuck or Nate,I bet Dan's is bigger.
Jenny:Gross that my brother.
xoxo
December 5th, 2010 3:49 PM
Jenny: I have something to tell you.
Blair: Me first.
Jenny: ?
Blair: I actually love your Gothic Barbie style, i was just too embarrassed to admit it. So.. if you have any fashion tips, i could really use some.
Jenny: Well I was going to tell you something about Serena but it can wait, i guess.
Blair: It can wait, this is way more important. So can you help me?
Jenny: Yeah, lose the tablecloth.
Rebecca
December 5th, 2010 2:33 PM
Blair: (screams) Derota, call pest control. There's an albino sewer rat in the hallway.
Jenny: Blair, it's me.
Blair: Oh my god it's a talking rat.
Jenny: Blair!
Blair: Oh sorry, it's a racoon.
TwinsFindMe
December 5th, 2010 2:10 PM
Jenny: Blair... Do you remember that night, about a month ago?
Blair: Ye-NO!
Jenny: Yeah... well... I'm pregnant.
Jessica
December 5th, 2010 1:55 PM
As Leighton and Taylor
Taylor: my single was on Kick-Ass
Leighton: Well mine was on Valentines Day
Taylor: well mine was on an episode of our show
Leighton: Two of mine were in season three
Taylor: well ughhh
Leighton: Thats what I thought.
danscat
December 5th, 2010 1:38 PM
Blair: Oh Yeah! You think you'll ever get back on...Well, Good Luck, Mutant!...You'll have to go through me, first!
Jenny: Oh Dear!...Seems you've forgotten, I can do precisely that!
Blair: (dejected) OH!...oh
kimiko
December 5th, 2010 1:17 PM
B: what do you mean you've decided to see other people? I thought you wanted "us" to be together?
J: exactly what I mean. I dunno, if its just you, but guys can satisfy me way better than you can. My cat can satisfy me better too.
B: your cat? Ewww.
J: its not eww if she can get the job done. You're better off with men Blair.
Chandra
December 5th, 2010 1:07 PM
You did WHAT to WHO for HOW MANY COOKIES?!
Sidewinder Rank: Guest Star
December 5th, 2010 12:56 PM
Jenny: It's time to come clean, Blair. Chuck told me he's racoon-positive and I'm sure he got it from you.
Blair: You're kidding me, right?
U
December 5th, 2010 12:18 PM
B: so this was your plan for revenge? walking around manhattan looking like a zombie hooker?
J: You see this coat? It's handsome isn't it? Handsome Dan that is.
B: You're a monster!
J: That I am Blair. That I am, with rabies.
moi
December 5th, 2010 11:52 AM
Jenny: So if I promise to get Vanessa off the show, you'll let me come back?
Cristy
December 5th, 2010 10:41 AM
Jenny: i came to confess everything...
Blair:(doesnt move)
Jenny:ok..we put serena in the ostroff center is our fault...
B: still doent move.
Jenny: Blair!! ......Im preagnet.....
Blair:(doesnt move)
Jenny: Is Chucks baby!!!
Blair (from upstairs): I look that u found my manequin, isnt cute as me?? perfect hair, perfect skin, perfect body..STOP!...u are preagnet and is chucks baby!!..DOROTA!!! GIVE ME THE GUN OF THE KITCHEN!...u both are gonna die!
Jenny: I dont know if is Chucks babe..u know im not exactly a good girl......
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 10:38 AM
Blair : What are the odds of the New York City Zoo taking you back?
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 10:36 AM
Jenny : Those flowers look fake.
Blair : So does your hair.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 10:35 AM
Jenny : Oh, i loved your dress! Is it Gucci? Where did you get it?
Blair : It's Dior. Where did you get that coat? In the street?
Jenny : No... In the backstage of my concert.
Blair : I see, so it was in the slum.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 10:32 AM
Jenny : You're almost a red-head in that light... Weren't you supposed to be a brunette?
Blair : Weren't you supposed to sing well, not look like a racoon and not flash drunken middle class audiences?
Dorota : Oh, snap
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:21 PM
Jenny : Drop the plaid dress.
Blair : Drop dead.
Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:18 PM
Jenny (thinking) : If I keep quiet maybe she won't notice I'm here and she won't have Dorota kill me.
Blair (thinking) : Maybe if I keep quiet she won't flash her underage racoon boobs. Again.
Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:16 PM
Jenny : Okay, I know I made a mistake with Chuck but you sabotaged me with Tim Gunn. We don't have to be friends, but...
Blair (throws vase at Jenny) : Sorry. Sliped.
Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:16 PM
Jenny : Okay, I know I made a mistake with Chuck but you sabotaged me with Tim Gunn. We don't ahve to be friends, but...
Blair (throws vase at Jenny) : Sorry. Sliped.
Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:14 PM
Blair : This episode is named "Gaslit" so I guess I can throw gasoline on you and have Dorota light a match, right?
Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:14 PM
Blair : This episode is named "Gaslit" so I guess I can throw gasoline on you and have Dorota light a match, right?
Jenny : Sorry, the writters wanted me to have a more brutal death than Death By Dorota.
Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:14 PM
Blair : This episode is named "Gaslit" so I guess I can throw gasoline on you and have Dorota light a match, right?
Jenny : Sorry, the writters wanted me to have a more brutal death than Death By Dorota.
Blair : Death by AIDS?
Jenny : Death by scarf.
Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 5:11 PM
Blair : Oh My God.
Jenny : Blair, I never meant for it happen... I was sad, it conforted me!
Blair : Drop my Zadig Et Voltaire coat right now before I stab you.
December 5th, 2010 5:01 PM
Jenny: What? Are the bats still in stuck in my hair?
Blair: Bats? No. There are spiders coming out of you coat...Great! Your nesting in my house...DOROTHA!!!!!
December 5th, 2010 4:22 PM
Jenny:So your telling me that Chuck's is bigger then Nate's but I think Nate's is bigger.
Blair:forget Chuck or Nate,I bet Dan's is bigger.
Jenny:Gross that my brother.
December 5th, 2010 3:49 PM
Jenny: I have something to tell you.
Blair: Me first.
Jenny: ?
Blair: I actually love your Gothic Barbie style, i was just too embarrassed to admit it. So.. if you have any fashion tips, i could really use some.
Jenny: Well I was going to tell you something about Serena but it can wait, i guess.
Blair: It can wait, this is way more important. So can you help me?
Jenny: Yeah, lose the tablecloth.
December 5th, 2010 2:33 PM
Blair: (screams) Derota, call pest control. There's an albino sewer rat in the hallway.
Jenny: Blair, it's me.
Blair: Oh my god it's a talking rat.
Jenny: Blair!
Blair: Oh sorry, it's a racoon.
December 5th, 2010 2:10 PM
Jenny: Blair... Do you remember that night, about a month ago?
Blair: Ye-NO!
Jenny: Yeah... well... I'm pregnant.
December 5th, 2010 1:55 PM
As Leighton and Taylor
Taylor: my single was on Kick-Ass
Leighton: Well mine was on Valentines Day
Taylor: well mine was on an episode of our show
Leighton: Two of mine were in season three
Taylor: well ughhh
Leighton: Thats what I thought.
December 5th, 2010 1:38 PM
Blair: Oh Yeah! You think you'll ever get back on...Well, Good Luck, Mutant!...You'll have to go through me, first!
Jenny: Oh Dear!...Seems you've forgotten, I can do precisely that!
Blair: (dejected) OH!...oh
December 5th, 2010 1:17 PM
B: what do you mean you've decided to see other people? I thought you wanted "us" to be together?
J: exactly what I mean. I dunno, if its just you, but guys can satisfy me way better than you can. My cat can satisfy me better too.
B: your cat? Ewww.
J: its not eww if she can get the job done. You're better off with men Blair.
December 5th, 2010 1:07 PM
You did WHAT to WHO for HOW MANY COOKIES?!
Rank: Guest Star
December 5th, 2010 12:56 PM
Jenny: It's time to come clean, Blair. Chuck told me he's racoon-positive and I'm sure he got it from you.
Blair: You're kidding me, right?
December 5th, 2010 12:18 PM
B: so this was your plan for revenge? walking around manhattan looking like a zombie hooker?
J: You see this coat? It's handsome isn't it? Handsome Dan that is.
B: You're a monster!
J: That I am Blair. That I am, with rabies.
December 5th, 2010 11:52 AM
Jenny: So if I promise to get Vanessa off the show, you'll let me come back?
December 5th, 2010 10:41 AM
Jenny: i came to confess everything...
Blair:(doesnt move)
Jenny:ok..we put serena in the ostroff center is our fault...
B: still doent move.
Jenny: Blair!! ......Im preagnet.....
Blair:(doesnt move)
Jenny: Is Chucks baby!!!
Blair (from upstairs): I look that u found my manequin, isnt cute as me?? perfect hair, perfect skin, perfect body..STOP!...u are preagnet and is chucks baby!!..DOROTA!!! GIVE ME THE GUN OF THE KITCHEN!...u both are gonna die!
Jenny: I dont know if is Chucks babe..u know im not exactly a good girl......
Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 10:38 AM
Blair : What are the odds of the New York City Zoo taking you back?
Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 10:36 AM
Jenny : Those flowers look fake.
Blair : So does your hair.
Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 10:35 AM
Jenny : Oh, i loved your dress! Is it Gucci? Where did you get it?
Blair : It's Dior. Where did you get that coat? In the street?
Jenny : No... In the backstage of my concert.
Blair : I see, so it was in the slum.
Rank: Regular Character
December 5th, 2010 10:32 AM
Jenny : You're almost a red-head in that light... Weren't you supposed to be a brunette?
Blair : Weren't you supposed to sing well, not look like a racoon and not flash drunken middle class audiences?
Dorota : Oh, snap