Gossip Girl Caption Contest 132

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Welcome to the 132nd edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TVF!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... Sidewinder. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Dazed & Confused, TheYalier and em. Thanks to all for playing this week and best of luck again in the next Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

UES Confrontation

Jenny: I'm gonna be "Shake 'N Bake" mom!
Blair: Please get sterilized...

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Blair : Jenny, take off that hideous coat you can see it from space!


Blair : You put gladiolas in my cabbage roses? The Waldorf's is not a Best Western! The only person who could have done it worse is Vanessa!


Blair : You put gladiolas in my cabbage roses? The Waldorf's is not a Best Western! Who the heck are you? Gothic Barbie?


Jenny : Blair before we can talk, I'm really thirsty.
Blair : Oh, I'll let the lid up on the toilet.


Blair: If you wanna be a part of this world Jenny, you need to decide if this, is all worth it.
Jenny: Well, it's not if I have to wear a plaid, like you.


Go away gothic barbie.


Jenny - 'your dress is brown and ugly like your flowers!'
Blair - 'well atleast I know how to coordinate my clothes and not look like an ugly raccoon!'


Blair: Just because we can't be enemies doesn't mean we aren't.


Blair: "Ew Jenny please, plaid is SO last season"
Little J: "um Blair,... you're wearing plaid."
Blair: "GET OUT"


Blair: Here Jenny, why don't I help you with that coat?
Jenny: Umm, no Blair, its okay. I'm fine with it on, really
Blair: Nonsense, turn around so I can take it off
Jenny: Okay, if you insist *turns around*
Blair: *Takes Jenny's coat off*
Jenny: *Turns back around*
Blair: *Gasp* Oh my effin God
Jenny: Congratulations Blair, Chuck's gonna be a daddy!

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Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.