Gossip Girl Caption Contest 132

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Welcome to the 132nd edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TVF!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... Sidewinder. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Dazed & Confused, TheYalier and em. Thanks to all for playing this week and best of luck again in the next Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

UES Confrontation

Jenny: I'm gonna be "Shake 'N Bake" mom!
Blair: Please get sterilized...

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B: what do you mean you've decided to see other people? I thought you wanted "us" to be together?
J: exactly what I mean. I dunno, if its just you, but guys can satisfy me way better than you can. My cat can satisfy me better too.
B: your cat? Ewww.
J: its not eww if she can get the job done. You're better off with men Blair.




Jenny: It's time to come clean, Blair. Chuck told me he's racoon-positive and I'm sure he got it from you.
Blair: You're kidding me, right?


B: so this was your plan for revenge? walking around manhattan looking like a zombie hooker?
J: You see this coat? It's handsome isn't it? Handsome Dan that is.
B: You're a monster!
J: That I am Blair. That I am, with rabies.


Jenny: So if I promise to get Vanessa off the show, you'll let me come back?


Jenny: i came to confess everything...
Blair:(doesnt move)
Jenny:ok..we put serena in the ostroff center is our fault...
B: still doent move.
Jenny: Blair!! ......Im preagnet.....
Blair:(doesnt move)
Jenny: Is Chucks baby!!! Blair (from upstairs): I look that u found my manequin, isnt cute as me?? perfect hair, perfect skin, perfect body..STOP!...u are preagnet and is chucks baby!!..DOROTA!!! GIVE ME THE GUN OF THE KITCHEN!...u both are gonna die! Jenny: I dont know if is Chucks babe..u know im not exactly a good girl......


Blair : What are the odds of the New York City Zoo taking you back?


Jenny : Those flowers look fake.
Blair : So does your hair.


Jenny : Oh, i loved your dress! Is it Gucci? Where did you get it?
Blair : It's Dior. Where did you get that coat? In the street?
Jenny : No... In the backstage of my concert.
Blair : I see, so it was in the slum.


Jenny : You're almost a red-head in that light... Weren't you supposed to be a brunette?
Blair : Weren't you supposed to sing well, not look like a racoon and not flash drunken middle class audiences?
Dorota : Oh, snap

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[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.