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  1. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Dan : I think I saw that tablecloth Juliet's wearing before...
    Juliet : Vanessa lent it to me!
    Nate : No one's wearing stripes this season!
    Juliet : But Jenny told me it was fashionable!
    Blair : You just lost all your dignity.

  2. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair : What are you doing here you redneck hill-billy?
    Dan : Serena invited me.
    Blair : Not you, Humphrey.

  3. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair : Juliet, you're about to see what Upper East Siders call bullying.

  4. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Juliet : Blair, why do your clothes match the wallpaper?
    Blair : Why do your clothes match Vanessa's wardrobe?
    Juliet : Because Vanessa is fashionable!
    Nate : Should we evacuate the room before we have it disinfected?
    Dan : Disinfection won't do it, we better burn it.
    Blair : She would survive anyway, that's what cockroaches do.

  5. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Juliet : Blair, why do your clothes match the wallpaper?
    Blair : Why do your clothes match Vanessa's wardrobe?
    Juliet : Because Vanessa is fashionable!
    Nate : Should we evacuate the room before we have it disinfected?

  6. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Juliet : Blair, why do your clothes match the wallpaper?
    Blair : Why do your clothes match Vanessa's wardrobe?
    Juliet : Because Vanessa is fashionable!
    Nate : Should we evacuate the room before we have it disinfected?
    Dan : Disinfection won't do it, we better burn it.

  7. KDo

    "Looks like its time to face the music Juliet... and there's no escaping this time.... before this night is through, the small-town girl will finally understand that you just don't mess with Upper East Side."

    xoxo

    Gossip Girl

  8. Sarah

    Juliet: So Blair, the big question. If Dan and Nate were the last two men on earth, which one would you sleep with? Will it be Blate...or Dair?

  9. TFV168
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Blair: The writers may have been too weak to give you what you deserve, but we're not! Prepare for some 'Frontier Justice'!!
    Nate (looking at Dan confused): Are we going to play 'Frontiersville' on Facebook now?

  10. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Dan: I've got $50 on Juliet. She does her own hair.
    Nate: Are you kidding? I've got $100 on Blair. She had a mani and pedi this morning and a sugar-free chai latte in the car.
    Dan: Damn it!

  11. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
    Juliet: I sure am.
    Blair and Juliet: I get Nate!

  12. Sezza

    Juliet: what's the problem?
    Blair: didn't you know I do the plotting around here, this towns only big enough for 1 manipulative bitch!

  13. jennysux

    Blair: I told you that I eat wanna-be's like you for breakfast.

    Juliet - staring at Blair's mascara-stained teeth

    Blair: I just finished with that racoon-face Jenny before you entered.

  14. Ali

    Dan: so, for how long do we have to stay here pretending that we care?
    Nate: I dont know, i already did booth of them so is up to you.

  15. moi

    Blair: I don't care if you have me trapped in this room but I will not give you a makeover!

  16. moi

    Nate: So it boils down to this- Blair's shoes are Louis Vuitton, her outfit is Gucci, her tights are Barneys and her perfume- *sniffs*- has to be Clinique.
    Dan: Whoa- you are good!
    Nate: So how much longer do we have to stand here looking important?

  17. Ljf-Hotlips
    Rank: New User

    Blair: (Juliet) These two guys fit the bill. After all, it is the rule for us girls to sleep with 2+ guys on this show...

  18. Alle

    nate: i cant belive we confused juliet with serena
    dan: seriously how drunk we were?
    blair: pretty dam drunk for sure, if you were to confuse this with S. How desperete were you?

  19. l'amour fou (elly)
    Rank: Leading Character

    nate: dude, do you think they'll make out?
    dan: i dont know maybe if we just stare quietly they will
    juliet: *thinking* she's so hot

  20. maggieh10
    Rank: Guest Star

    Juliet: I don't understand. Why does nobody like me?

  21. Juli

    blair: ok juliet this is a hair intervention, i got the expert,nate come here and do juliet's hair Nate: ok this is going to take a lot of work, dan pass me the scissors please Dan: so i'm the assistant now? Blair: no humprey you're NEXT

  22. saarele

    Dan: Seriously, guys, do you ALWAYS have to match your outfit to the room you're in?

  23. saarele

    Nate: Juliet, Juliet, Juliet. How many times must we tell you? As one of the girls of I've slept with, you represent Columbia royalty.
    Dan: So it should come as no surprise that many girls before you have gotten the axe when their choices reflected poorly on us.
    Juliet: I didn't realize-
    Blair: THAT TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS?! Honestly...

  24. maggieh10
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: I call sleeping with the one who makes it out alive.

  25. maggieh10
    Rank: Guest Star

    Juliet: Goodbye, guys. I'm going to go ruin the lives of other CW characters now. Next on my list: Adrianna from 90210.


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