Gossip Girl Caption Contest 134

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Welcome to the 134th edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TVF! Our favorite Upper East Siders are on hiatus until January, but our Friday tradition is not!

This week's Caption Contest winner is .vanessa! Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Lily, Summer and Retooser. The winning entry appears below. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again next week ...

Scheming J

David Attenborough: This species of raccoon is called Jennifus Tallulus Humphria. It can be recognized by the black, smeared marking around its eyes, unbrushed, matted white fur on its head, lack of pants and hygiene. It is usually spotted around trash or eyeliner but never a brush or shower. Usual activities include sleeping with other boyfriends, lying, cheating, drug muling and scheming. It has recently migrated to Hudson, from Brooklyn, after being chased away from enemy territory, also known as the Upper East Side, by the superior being Queen Bee. Slowly now or we will spook it...

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    I have to pee, I have to pee, I have to pee...

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    Taylor: Well... this is still better than glasgow.

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    Jenny: OMG now i'm a squatter! can this year get any worse? it just makes me wanna die...

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    Jenny: if I can just get rid of all these b!tches I will have Nate all to myself.

    Theyalier

    Jenny : Dad, I swear I wasn't about to eat trash! I swear!
    Rufus : Didn't you already die on the show?
    Jenny : No.
    Rufus : Then who died?
    Jenny : Lots of people, it's a teen drama, dad.
    Rufus : Look, I get you're a gothic lonely failed racoon but don't ever call me dad again.

    Theyalier

    Jenny : Why is there a pile of my CDs in the trash bags? Who went through my Christmas gifts to you?
    Blair : Those were our Christmas gifts?
    Serena : You were giving us Christmas gifts?
    Jenny : I was trying to make things right...
    Blair : Well, giving us copies of "Make Me Wanna Die" is the right way to get coal for Christmas.

    Theyalier

    Jenny : No, dad, I swear there's nothing in these bags! No drugs, no pills, no stolen eyeliners and not bottles of cheap beer! I swear!
    Rufus : Do you honestly think anyone cares about you?

    Theyalier

    Blair : Where did Jenny go? Gossip Girl told me she was here!
    Dan : I have no idea, all I can see is a pile of trash and a trash eating racoon.
    Jenny : I have feelings!
    Blair : Indeed the trash has fillings! It's filled with crap!

    Theyalier

    Gossip Girl : I guess we all just lost our apetite for the Christmas meal.

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    Or...

    Jenny thinking: *Oh my god! This trash is as if Christmas had come early this year! Eyeliners, pills, My best friend's boyfriend...Definitely, I love Christmas!*



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