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Blair: Curse Dorota for leaving the door open! The Racoon Girl has got into the trash again!

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Blair: Hey Juliet, i've heard Jenny's hiding out in your apartment Juliet: Really, nothing's left in my apartment except a pile of trash. Blair: I'll have to take a look, when it comes to trash, Jenny blends right in.

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David Attenborough:

This species of raccoon is called Jennifus Tallulus Humphria. It can be recognized by the black, smeared marking around its eyes, unbrushed, matted white fur on its head, lack of pants and hygiene. It is usually spotted around trash or eyeliner but never a brush or shower. Usual activities include sleeping with other boyfriends, lying, cheating, drug muling and scheming. It has recently migrated to Hudson, from Brooklyn, after being chased away from enemy territory, also known as the Upper East Side, by the superior being Queen Bee.
Slowly now or we will spook it...

^^ vanessa's caption above ^^ = FTW! it should win. seriously!!!

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Blair (to Serena): I'm trying to spot the difference between Jenny and the trash but I can't see one!

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Jenny: This makes me wanna die. I'll never be good enough. I really f***** hate this!

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*Thinking*:Serena said the latest Chanel look was Dress Trashy. Has somebody mixed my medicine, or was she right?
Oooh, this will look good. Get me!

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Gossip Girl: Good morning Upper East Siders, looks like Little J has taken the raccoon thing to another level. Now she's digging through other people's trash. How the might have fallen...

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Blair: Juliet will never notice you in her apartment with the rest of her white trash.
Jenny: This isn't funny.

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Sorry, alittle add on:

"TRASH, makes you wanna die..." - the new fragrance by Taylor Momsen.
Her description: It has notes of garbage, compost and sewage. Pungent. Got my inspiration from
my life, hair, wardrobe and tour bus. Other name considered was Trainwreck...

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Or

"TRASH, makes you wanna die..." - the new fragrance by Taylor Momsen



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