meeny Rank: Regular Character
December 18th, 2010 7:35 AM
trolololol @.vanessa
alice
December 18th, 2010 7:30 AM
-Jenny thinking- Do you think they can see all of the drugs I've hidden in these bags?
MissyB_
December 18th, 2010 7:03 AM
Looks like Little J keeps getting closer in touch with her inner raccoon. First the eyes, now she's looking for trash? What's next? Trust me to find out.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
.vanessa
December 18th, 2010 5:18 AM
@_Emerald_ and @Aries93
Thanks so much :DD. i thought it might be a bit long but i just could stop lol.
reeling Rank: Guest Star
December 18th, 2010 4:44 AM
Jenny (thinking): Damn, i left my pet raccoon here last night. Where is it? I can't lose my style icon!
Jarrod Mitchell Rank: Leading Character
December 18th, 2010 4:32 AM
@.Vanessa - That is actually really funny. I vote for yours! ;D
Emily
December 18th, 2010 4:26 AM
Uh oh Little J, looks like you're passing over dangerous enemy lines. Some words of advice: You better be careful or you might just end up in the dumpster with the rest of Brooklyn's trash.
Almost rolled on the floor laughing reading yours!
.vanessa
December 18th, 2010 2:05 AM
David Attenborough:
This species of raccoon is called Jennifus Tallulus Humphria. It can be recognized by the black, smeared marking around its eyes, unbrushed, matted white fur on its head, lack of pants and hygiene. It is usually spotted around trash or eyeliner but never a brush or shower. Usual activities include sleeping with other boyfriends, lying, cheating, drug muling and scheming. It has recently migrated to Hudson, from Brooklyn, after being chased away from enemy territory, also known as the Upper East Side, by the superior being Queen Bee.
Slowly now or we will spook it...
JJ
December 18th, 2010 2:01 AM
one word "Trash"
Retooser
December 18th, 2010 12:09 AM
Spotted: The rare UES species of raccoon, foraging for makeup and dignity. Watch as she carefully ruins lives and destroys relationships, making the creatures around her want to die.
ForeverChair Rank: Extra
December 17th, 2010 11:08 PM
Jenny: Situations like this really MAKE ME WANA DIE, I'LL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH!
What do you mean Vampire Diaries won't be back on until January 27th...
Heleri Milber
December 17th, 2010 6:42 PM
J: I think my period just started.
Kate
December 17th, 2010 6:40 PM
Day 1 Diary of a Teenage Train Wreck
Dear Diary,
I found myself beside a pile of trash today contemplating my fall from grace...thinking to myself how did I get here...then it all came back to me. I slept with Chuck Bass, I was a drug mule for my drug dealer boyfriend, I started flashing people and most of all I'm Jenny Humphrey. Yeah life sucks.
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
Rank: Regular Character
December 18th, 2010 7:35 AM
trolololol @.vanessa
December 18th, 2010 7:30 AM
-Jenny thinking- Do you think they can see all of the drugs I've hidden in these bags?
December 18th, 2010 7:03 AM
Looks like Little J keeps getting closer in touch with her inner raccoon. First the eyes, now she's looking for trash? What's next? Trust me to find out.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
December 18th, 2010 5:18 AM
@_Emerald_ and @Aries93
Thanks so much :DD. i thought it might be a bit long but i just could stop lol.
Rank: Guest Star
December 18th, 2010 4:44 AM
Jenny (thinking): Damn, i left my pet raccoon here last night. Where is it? I can't lose my style icon!
Rank: Leading Character
December 18th, 2010 4:32 AM
@.Vanessa - That is actually really funny. I vote for yours! ;D
December 18th, 2010 4:26 AM
Uh oh Little J, looks like you're passing over dangerous enemy lines. Some words of advice: You better be careful or you might just end up in the dumpster with the rest of Brooklyn's trash.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
Rank: Extra
December 18th, 2010 4:26 AM
@ .vanessa:
Almost rolled on the floor laughing reading yours!
December 18th, 2010 2:05 AM
David Attenborough:
This species of raccoon is called Jennifus Tallulus Humphria. It can be recognized by the black, smeared marking around its eyes, unbrushed, matted white fur on its head, lack of pants and hygiene. It is usually spotted around trash or eyeliner but never a brush or shower. Usual activities include sleeping with other boyfriends, lying, cheating, drug muling and scheming. It has recently migrated to Hudson, from Brooklyn, after being chased away from enemy territory, also known as the Upper East Side, by the superior being Queen Bee.
Slowly now or we will spook it...
December 18th, 2010 2:01 AM
one word "Trash"
December 18th, 2010 12:09 AM
Spotted: The rare UES species of raccoon, foraging for makeup and dignity. Watch as she carefully ruins lives and destroys relationships, making the creatures around her want to die.
Rank: Extra
December 17th, 2010 11:08 PM
Jenny: Situations like this really MAKE ME WANA DIE, I'LL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH!
Rank: Extra
December 17th, 2010 10:29 PM
Gossip Girl: It seems like Little J is finally where she belongs. With the trash.
December 17th, 2010 10:13 PM
GossipGirl: caught on camera, a raccoon searching through the garbage.
December 17th, 2010 8:19 PM
Jenny: Hmm, might have to sell some of these things if dad and Lily's marriage doesn't work out.
Rank: Extra
December 17th, 2010 7:53 PM
UNSUCCESSFUL TROLL IS UNSUCCESSFUL.
December 17th, 2010 7:43 PM
Taylor: Well, this is what life as a touring band is like, I guess. At least I didn't have to worry about packing clothes.
December 17th, 2010 7:26 PM
Jenny (thinking): You're one step behind Blair. After Agnes put my stuff in the trash, she set fire to it.
December 17th, 2010 7:23 PM
hello hello hello
December 17th, 2010 7:08 PM
Jenny: *Thinking:* "Haha, I'm the masked racoon-girl! I have the strength to steal my foot and sing 'Shake 'n Baken'!"
December 17th, 2010 6:51 PM
I just think you guys are the only ones that truly understand me..
Rank: Recurring Character
December 17th, 2010 6:50 PM
What do you mean Vampire Diaries won't be back on until January 27th...
December 17th, 2010 6:42 PM
J: I think my period just started.
December 17th, 2010 6:40 PM
Day 1 Diary of a Teenage Train Wreck
Dear Diary,
I found myself beside a pile of trash today contemplating my fall from grace...thinking to myself how did I get here...then it all came back to me. I slept with Chuck Bass, I was a drug mule for my drug dealer boyfriend, I started flashing people and most of all I'm Jenny Humphrey. Yeah life sucks.
Rank: Leading Character
December 17th, 2010 6:15 PM
jenny: hmmmm why did blair throw my clothes out? i guess my new nickname jenny humpforfree doesn't fly well with her!