Gossip Girl Caption Contest 134

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Welcome to the 134th edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TVF! Our favorite Upper East Siders are on hiatus until January, but our Friday tradition is not!

This week's Caption Contest winner is .vanessa! Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Lily, Summer and Retooser. The winning entry appears below. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again next week ...

Scheming J

David Attenborough: This species of raccoon is called Jennifus Tallulus Humphria. It can be recognized by the black, smeared marking around its eyes, unbrushed, matted white fur on its head, lack of pants and hygiene. It is usually spotted around trash or eyeliner but never a brush or shower. Usual activities include sleeping with other boyfriends, lying, cheating, drug muling and scheming. It has recently migrated to Hudson, from Brooklyn, after being chased away from enemy territory, also known as the Upper East Side, by the superior being Queen Bee. Slowly now or we will spook it...

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"TRASH, just roll in it..." - the new fragrance by Little J

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J: And here I am, being more bipolar than my storylines. I'm supposed to be a raccoon but no I'm a squirrel now and not even a clean one, always in the trashy.

Damonsucksmyworld

Jenny: "Oh God, it's official... I'm a bag lady!"

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Jenny: I finally found a place where i fit in

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Poor lil J, reduced to living with trash...shoulda know better than to mess with B

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Jenny (thinking): hmnn, I wonder if blair will notice me here...Worth a shot

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Chuck: Looks like the raccoon got into the trash again. SHOO!!!

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Blair: Serena, don't forget to take out the last of the trash. It's squatting next to those plastic bags.

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Rufus: Dan, don't forget to take out the trash.
Dan: Jenny's squatting by it.
Rufus: Like I said, take out the trash. All of it.

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Poor Little J, she acted like trash and now she's with the trash.

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

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[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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