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O my gosh its true my contract is really in the garbage
I still don't get it ... Why did they tell me to sit next to that other white trash ?
Damm ! that bitch left me just like everyone else ! ohh well, she left me bags filled with my favorite eyeliner!
jenny (thinking): maybe, if i stay still enough, they will think i'm part of the trash!
Spotted, a raccoon rummaging the trash of the Upper East Side.
J: Oh these will do as xmas presents in Hudson..
Note to self: just because you look like a raccoon, it doesnt mean you have to leaf through garbage.
MOVIE TRAILOR VOICEOVER:
It´s a natural instinct for racoons to be drawn to garbage....
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Little J in her right place--next to the trash.
Jenny: Blair told me to stop digging in her trash to find her old clothes, but the only thing I get now is Serena's mask. Outsiders reunited, this mean war!
Spotted: Little J using trash as camouflage.
Gossip Girl: Have a nice dinner, Little J.
Damn, Where did I put my eyeliner???
Gossip Girl: Looks like Little J doesn't know when the trash gets put out.
Narrator: Here we have the large racoon searching for food in her natural habitat