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Cristina: Dear God this lake smells like ass
Derek: Oh.. Sorry
Derek: (concentrates real hard then lets out a silent fart)
Cristina: (thinking) Eww...I can smell something...
Derek (thinking): Nobody would ever see it coming if me and Yang slept together.
Cristina (thinking): I have a feeling that Derek wants to sleep with me, but he's not caveman enough for me.
Derek: mine is bigger than yours
Cristina: Your what? My what?
It´s the first time I try this...
Christina: Damn, I miss scalpels. And hearts. I really miss hearts. But I can't go into a OR or this storyline will end.
Derek: I think some people are starting to wish she hadn't saved me...
Cristina: *thinking* if I jumped into the lake, would it help my relationship with Owen?
Derek: *thinking* Cristina's so depressed, I wouldn't put it past her to jump ship.
Christina: " There is a great storyline at the bottom of this lake. I just know it is!!"
Derek *thinking*: How the hell did she get gum in her hair???
The dumbest story line, dumbest scene, dumbest idea. Shonda, what has gotten into you?
*sounds of birds chirping in the air*
*sounds of water rippling below*
Cristina: iS HE LOOKING AT MY ASS?
Derek: I WONDER WONDER HOW SHE'D BE IN BED?
Cristina: Oo, I think I pooped my pants
Derek: Don't worry, it will go away when you catch some fishes.
Sandra Oh: 'Seriously, I've never had such a bad story line before. Was Shonda drunk when she wrote this fishing scene?'
Patrick Dempsey: 'Did you know you have a bald spot on the back of your head?'
Derek: I wonder what conditioner she uses......
Derek: Now if Cristina was working instead of Meredith, Meredith could have a day off. Right now Meredith and I could be trying to make babies. Mmmm.
Derek; As the song goes 'Silence is golden'
Derek: With you pulling your face like that, it's no wonder you've scared the fish away
Derek: To cut or not to cut is no question.. To push or not to push - is!
Derek: (thinking) Wow, I love this… Pure nature, quiet, the pitching and tossing of the boat, just sitting here and waiting. Christina: (thinking) Oh god, how I hate this… Pure nature, quiet, the pitching and tossing of the boat, just sitting here and waiting!
Cristina: " I can breath with you staring at me like that"
Derek: "Where have I heard that before?"
Derek (thinking): I have no idea why the writer never thought about Cristina and me as a couple. No idea.
these are all so bad...seriously...
Derek: You should wear your hair up more. I like the back of your neck.
Derek *thinking* Last time I sit downwind...
Cristina: I really need to pee.
Derek: Stick your ass over the side.
Cristina: A piranha might jump up and bite it!