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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 241

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Welcome to the 241st Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest at TVF!

This week's Caption Contest winner is amelia. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to DG, Emza and GA fan. Thanks to all for playing the Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest and best of luck again next week!

Teddy's Patient

Henry: So I hear that all I gotta do is get you to cut my LVAT wires and your fall in love with me??
Teddy: What the hell are you talking about??
Henry: Guess you aren't up on the hospital gossip ...

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h: so worst case scenario i die then what?
t: well I can either sit on the bathroom floor all day or most likely find another man that is as desperate as me to marry me


Teddy: OK, What was your name again?
Henry: Henry.
Teddy: Did you say 'Owen'?
Henry: No, HENRY, H E N R Y.


random guy: i wonder what's for dinner


Henry: "Why don't we just have our wedding on the post-it in my pocket?"
Teddy: "Already been taken"
Henry: "Damn"


Henry: "So THAT'S why you're so desperate?" Minister (thinking): "It's not the homosexuals ruining the sanctity of marriage. It's people like this..."


Henry: Seriously, nobody around here can stand you, so just marry me & we'll ride off into the parking lot of no return.


I'll just write up the pre-nup and the divorce at the same time. It'll save time!


I'll just write up the pre-nup and the divorce at the same time. It'll save time!


Guy in the left *thinking: 'I finally landed this role on the hit tv show grey's anatomy and they give me a scene with what's her face and what's his face.'


Henry: We are not really marrying because I need insurance... Really. So it's totally legal.
The other guy: Yeah, right.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Nobody's memory is perfect or complete. We jumble things up. We lose track of time. We are in one place... then another and it all feels like one long, inescapable moment. So, what does it mean? What do we take away? Which pieces will haunt us? Hurt us? End us? Inspire us? It's just like my mother used to say, the carousel never stops turning. You can't get off.


We're all going to die. We don't get much say over how or when, but we do get to decide how we're gonna live. So, do it. Decide. Is this the life you want to live? Is this the person you want to love? Is this the best you can be? Can you be stronger? Kinder? More Compassionate? Decide. Breathe in. Breathe out and decide.