Below is the extended version of one of the best scenes from last week's Parks & Recreation season premiere, in which the great Ron Swanson unveils the Pyramid of Greatness.

Channeling his inner Bobby Knight, the taskmaster drops his rare blend of wisdom, knowledge and mastery upon his pupils, inspiring them to tap the well of greatness within.

As long as they avoid skim milk, that is. Not to mention fish, at least as far as one's diet. It's practically a vegetable. Old wooden sailing ships, though? They're beautiful ...

Parks & Recreation Extended Scene - Swanson Pyramid of Greatness

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