Parks and Recreation: Extended Pyramid of Greatness Scene

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Below is the extended version of one of the best scenes from last week's Parks & Recreation season premiere, in which the great Ron Swanson unveils the Pyramid of Greatness.

Channeling his inner Bobby Knight, the taskmaster drops his rare blend of wisdom, knowledge and mastery upon his pupils, inspiring them to tap the well of greatness within.

As long as they avoid skim milk, that is. Not to mention fish, at least as far as one's diet. It's practically a vegetable. Old wooden sailing ships, though? They're beautiful ...

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so funny!

Parks & Rec Quotes

Ron: Indianapolis is home to Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse, the best damn steakhouse in the damn state. I have taken a picture of every steak I've ever eaten there. June 2004: Porterhouse, medium rare, Bearnaise sauce. January 2000: They call this one, The Enforcer. February '96: The steak ribeye. The Whiskey: Lagavulin 16. The lady next to me? A bitch. Specifically, my ex-wife Tammy. OK, this is the first I ever went there. Look at me. Just a kid.

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

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