Yes, I'm ready.

Leslie

Good idea! Gary had a good idea!

Leslie

We get to do work worth doing, alongside people we love.

Leslie

Now lets go tell everyone so they can join, and sign the coin, and the coin can eventually make its way into the Smithsonian.

Leslie

Ben: Last time I took it, I was a Tom.
Tom: What?! No, no, no, no!! Take it again! Ugh, I have to go recalibrate the quiz!

Ann: Once again, they are my biological children.
April: And once again, I don't believe you.

I love you, you're one of my best friends, but you have betrayed me and everything you stand for! You've changed.

Tom

The Gang: Surprise!
Leslie: Oh wow!
Ben: That's what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?
Leslie: I can't believe you. We're all together in the same room. This room. I don't think I could be any happier!
Ben: Wanna bet?
Ann: Hi!
Leslie: Oh Ann's here! Ann's here!

Ron: We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech.
Leslie: Well said.

And as far as your qualifications, you're Ron Swanson!

Leslie

I'll take that steak to go. Please and thank you.

Ron

Tom: It's a whole documentary of my failures!
Lucy: That you made!

Parks & Rec Quotes

April is the best, but she's 20. When April was born I was already in third grade, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don't know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed her.

Andy

Sometimes when you make an omelet you've gotta break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world? Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.

Leslie