Gossip Girl Caption Contest 141

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Welcome to the 141st Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is MariA. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to TheYalier, *HS* and Countess Dorota. Thanks to everyone for playing, as always, and best of luck again in next week's edition!

Blair, Dan Photo

Blair: I've to find someone to sleep with Epperly!!
Dan: Chuck?
Blair: Charming, amusing, but busy with Raina at that time.
Dan: What about Nate?
Blair: Handsome, confident, but... brainless at the same time.
Dan: Hum... what about the charming, amusing, handsome, and confident last guy of the show?
Blair: Would be perfect! But really don't see who you're talking about...

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Dan: Hey, when you registered for our wedding gifts, didn't you include any letter besides "W"?
Blair: Ha, ha...NOT.

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Leighton & Penn watching the news News man:Breaking New Ed wanting to leave Gossip Girl Penn:I guess i'm looking at my new girl friend on the show. Leighton:I doubt it, The CW is going all gay so I might be a lez. Penn:Yeah some how they went from going green to going gay.

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Blair: Humphrey...I didn't think that two humans could physically do that to each other. Is that even possible? Not even Chuck knows that move.
Dan: Hmmm...I think Serena and I did that once...but I think her elbow was in a different position

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Blair: new season gucci...
Dan: blair, no.

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Dan (thinking): I wonder if I should tell her she has gum stuck in her hair....nah!

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Blair: see? that is so beautiful!!
Dan: yeahhh, it is... so beautiful ***mesmerized for blair***

Theyalier

Blair : You poor sex-less nun.
Dan : You freakshly mean nazi.
Nate : Don't you guys dare mock "The Sound Of Music".

Theyalier

Blair: Spare me, Humphrey. I get every issue of "Who Slept With Who" there is. I know what you did this summer, and who. Vanessa Abrams I hope you got your shots before you traveled. Should I be worried?
Dan : Only if I touched you, I forget the shots.

Theyalier

Dan : How long are we gonna need to hide in here?
Blair : I don't know, the situation is bad. She's come back, and they found out 20 new species of insects in her hair. Eye contact could kill us.
Dan : Oh, God. Why did I have to befriend Vanessa in the first place?
Blair : You really should get steilized you know.

Theyalier

Blair : Let's face it, we're never gonna find what Epperly asked us to find.
Dan : I know! Who even asks for Serena's brain?
Blair : Or Georgina's long lost soul?
Dan : We're never gonna find that!
Blair : Think that's the difficult one? "Jenny Humphrey's real eye color" is on the list!
Dan : We'll be here forever.
Blair : More than forever, there's also a list of every human Nate ever slept with. Female and male.
Dan : Oh God, we're gonna die in W's storage closets.

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Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

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