Gossip Girl Caption Contest 144

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Welcome to the 144th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... brit. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to DamonSucksMyWorld and Angelface. The winning entry now appears below. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!

Blair and Dan Photo

Dan: I slept with Serena who slept with Nate who slept with you, and you've slept with Chuck who slept with Vanessa who slept with me. We'd only be completing the circle of life.
Blair: This isn't The Lion King, Humphrey.

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Dan: Blair I need your help
Blair: Spit it out Humphrey you got me out here to Brooklyn of all places
Dan: I need to know how you got Nate to date you
Blair: Thats easy I just walked up to him batted my eyelashes showed him my garter belt and... wait a minute you dont stand a chance Humphrey you dont even have eyelashes!!
Dan: ok... first lets adress the issue of you thinking I own a garter belt then we can talk about my lack of eyelashes.

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Dan: Blair i need your help Blair: Spit it out Humphrey you got me out here to Brooklyn of all places Dan: I need to know how you got Nate to date you Blair: Thats easy I just walked up to him batted my eyelashes showed him my garter belt and... wait a minute you dont stand a chance Humphrey you dont even have eyelashes!! Dan: ok... first lets adress the issue of you thinking I own a garter belt then we can talk about my lack of eyelashes.

Therealwitchoftheuppereastside

Blair: Coat checker!

Therealwitchoftheuppereastside

Dan: Are you just gonna sit there and stare at me.
Blair: Yes, I'm sick of making the first move.

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@DamonSucksMyWorld you're amazing..I laughed so much at your comment.

Therealwitchoftheuppereastside

Blair: Don't worry humphrey. I won't let them make u a drug mule. Only I can make you do things u don't wanna but only coz ur my friend and peer not my minion.
Dan: So this paper has the right things written on it. Or are you gonna mess this up to.
Blair: Whatever. You still owe me $20

Therealwitchoftheuppereastside

Dan: Damn it what's up with these writers and freeze frame. You would think they didn't know what to do.
Blair: I think the freeze frame was this time caused by the Chair fans. I guess we make them nervous. They don't wanna see what's next.
Dan: But what is next. Gossip girl: We'll have to see what happens after the hiatus. Chair fans get ready.

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Dan: So do we have sex now or...
Blair: Nope, that's after the hiatus.
Dan: Damn.

Blairwaldorf-chuckbass

LOVE THIS ONE- aha you have my vote :)
The Yalier
Dan : Face it Blair, I know you better than you know me!
Blair : No way, Humpty Dumpty!
Dan : Don't deny it, B just ask me anything.
Blair : Who's my celebrity crush?
Dan : Ed Westwick.
Blair : How on Earth did you know that?
Dan : Easy. He's also my celebrity crush.

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Penn: So...now that Blake and I are quits, how about us having a date?
Leighton: Come on Penn....I said Daring to Dating, not Dairing to Deighton.

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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