Gossip Girl Caption Contest 144

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Welcome to the 144th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is ... brit. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to DamonSucksMyWorld and Angelface. The winning entry now appears below. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!

Blair and Dan Photo

Dan: I slept with Serena who slept with Nate who slept with you, and you've slept with Chuck who slept with Vanessa who slept with me. We'd only be completing the circle of life.
Blair: This isn't The Lion King, Humphrey.

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Dan: Maybe if we stare at each other long enough the writers will emember that you're a snob that hates humphries and that I am judgemental and hate everything you stand for. Blair: We wish.


Dan: You know Blair, sometime in life you got to know when to let go, move on to the next step and accept the inevitable. Blair: Forget it Dan, I'm not aborting the Super Mega Ultra Humphrey Makeover Extravaganza!


Dan: I'm like you here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don't even belong to each other.
Blair: Oh please, 'Breakfast at Tiffany´s' was so first season...."


Dan: Here´s the money, Blair. Now hand over Cedric.


Blair: Humphery, must you always wear those disgusting clothes?
Dan: Frankly my dear I dont give a damn.


Dan: So, Blair are you thinking the same thing I'm thinking? Blair: Yup. Chair who?


Dan: I apologize Blair. I realize the ratings for this show have gone way down since we started interacting, and I know it's all because of me. I'll let you get back to Chuck now, otherwise the show will probably get canceled.

Chair fan

Blair: I came to arrest you
Dan: In the name of what?
Blair: Fashion Road kill

Chair fan

With B down in Brooklyn shreddin tears onto Dan's uncool shirt. Saying how she wants C back. Yeh, she's right he is thinking about something tonight, another hooker from the black book or Blair. XOXO


Dan: You realise their calling us Dair right?
Blair: OH god that's sooooo not chic

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[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.